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  • Christianity
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2009
    • 30

    #166
    Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

    Want me to tell them to change their ways as well?

    And I have, sadly, found another Subaru in the hands of what I call, a male "hairdresser":

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    • Star Finder
      Rock Worshipper
      • Sep 2006
      • 1092

      #167
      Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

      yes well wasn't he married to a messucun? and didn't his selfless act of courage rid the world of Joseph and Alicia Ortega?

      a breeding pair of wetbacks if I ever saw one?

      now granted I think that the Dodge Caliber's homosexual influence was calling to him even before he was divorced, plotted revenge, and rented the fatefull car, but, we have to admit he did SOME good in this world.
      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #168
        Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

        The Dodge Caliber is such a small car...you need lube just to get in and out of it.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Professor Bessemer
          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 2952

          #169
          Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

          I may have found the gayest Caliber of all. It was on a used car website, which I will not link to as the site is run by Christians. They did not know of the Caliber's homosexual connection.

          They have since removed the car from their site and have prohibited the sale of Calibers in the future! Praise!

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          I can only assume some sodomite ordered this custom queer paint scheme directly from Chrysler. And as we know, Chrysler is a gay friendly, fag enabling company, so they obliged with this abominable gayer than usual Caliber! Disgusting!
          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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          Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

          Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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          • mr yarbles
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2009
            • 7

            #170
            Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

            YEAH!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29448

              #171
              Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

              Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
              I may have found the gayest Caliber of all. It was on a used car website, which I will not link to as the site is run by Christians. They did not know of the Caliber's homosexual connection.

              They have since removed the car from their site and have prohibited the sale of Calibers in the future! Praise!

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              I can only assume some sodomite ordered this custom queer paint scheme directly from Chrysler. And as we know, Chrysler is a gay friendly, fag enabling company, so they obliged with this abominable gayer than usual Caliber! Disgusting!
              Professor, if I were a 13 year old girl, I'd still say.....

              Ewwwwww!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • gilgamesh
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2009
                • 1

                #172
                Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                very funny forum, still, I am looking forward to buy a Caliber.

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                • Star Finder
                  Rock Worshipper
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1092

                  #173
                  Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                  yes I heard that under the new ballout program it comes with MORE ANAL SEX!!

                  you must be very excited...
                  I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2241

                    #174
                    Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                    Anyone know what the gayest pickup is ??

                    I'm thinking a Chevy Luv, but they haven't been around for so long the younger members here cannot have seen one to have been revoltified by their sodomaceousness.


                    Any more current nominees ??
                    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • Professor Bessemer
                      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 2952

                      #175
                      Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                      While we have not completed our Scientheistic research into the subject, the preliminary results are pointing to this as the gayest truck ever produced.


                      The Volkswagon Rabbit Pickup "truck".




                      Although this horrible little vehicle scoring very high in various gay categories as well:


                      The Subarau Brat "truck".



                      As for the gayest truck currently in production, research into that topic has hardly begun.
                      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                      • Billy Ram
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 220

                        #176
                        Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                        Not at all, the Missus and I rented one a few years ago and I felt quite manly behind the wheel. There is nothing sensual about a bare bones Caliber, I would highly recommend one.

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                        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2241

                          #177
                          Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                          Thank you, Professor Bessemer for that.

                          The Volkswagen is definitely totally gayer than the Chevy Luv. I mentioned this to someone today and was informed some of the Luv's had sturdy, manly, brutish (but entirely Christian) diesel engines in them.

                          My apologies to any former or current Luv drivers for any aspersions I made regarding their ride.
                          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2241

                            #178
                            Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                            Oh, just noticed something;

                            on the grille of the Volkswagen, there is an emblem of some kind. Is it Masonic ??


                            {and someone please remind me if they are 'on the square' with Landover Baptist, thank you}
                            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #179
                              Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                              If you had to own a car that is masquerading as a truck, you could do worse than the Chevy El Camino.


                              Unless you go and mess up a perfectly good Camino and turn it into this bowl of Guacamole:
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Christianity
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 30

                                #180
                                Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                                It could be more worse, something God himself would not approve and allow.

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