[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

As for the gayest truck currently in production, research into that topic has hardly begun.

Professor, although I am not an accredited scientheist, my slant assistant tells me that the gayest "truck" (this is a truck? ) in production is perhaps one Daihatsu Hijet:




Thank the Lord it's only available in Oreoentail land!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

You know, I've seen those at a few airports! They do seem a bit gay next to a plane, but I bet they'd look even gayer next to a real truck.

I know we don't get to vote on this stuff, but that is one faggy little wanna-be truck! I mean, it's not Caliber gay, but it's damn queer looking!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Gentlemen, gentlemen! Let's not get off-topic! This thread is to discuss the overwhelming homosexuality emanating from every Dodge Caliber there is. Now, if we want to discuss gay trucks (which there are....and I nominate the Subaru Baja) can't we make a seperate thread for that?

Of course, the gayest truck will never come as close to the gayest car in the world....the DODGE CALIBER!

[Wash O'Hanley]

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A new challenger has emerged!





It's like a gay submarine.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

That's "The Cube" Brother Wash. The Japs have been driving them for years. They stack them up like boxes to park in Tokyo. All the slant gays drive them.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

That's "The Cube" Brother Wash. The Japs have been driving them for years. They stack them up like boxes to park in Tokyo. All the slant gays drive them.

I've never seen one of those things in America. Do they operate similarily to a Rubik's Cube? Like if you twist around different sections of it, can you make another car out of it?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I've never seen one of those things in America. Do they operate similarily to a Rubik's Cube? Like if you twist around different sections of it, can you make another car out of it?

I would think so. Maybe solving it turns it into a Caliber!

[Professor Bessemer]

More Evil Dodge Caliber Influences

In my continued automotive research, I have found more evidence of just how insidious the influence of Dodge Calibers can be. Here are more stories of the evils of this horrible little car:

http://www.dailyitem.com/homepage/local_story_081080635.html

Nude driver causes crash, witnesses say
SHAMOKIN DAM — A naked Perry County woman speeding against traffic on Routes 11-15 Thursday caused a three-car crash that sent three people to the hospital.

Susan Shuman, 64, of New Bloomfield, drove the Dodge Caliber naked in the photo before crashing into two vehicles in the southbound lanes of Routes 11-15 Thursday. She was going the wrong way, police said.

Shuman was completely naked, witnesses said, and driving at a high rate of speed with her four-way flashers on.
Don Blackburn, a truck driver from West Virginia, was driving behind Grunsby’s Hummer when he saw Shuman approaching on the wrong side of the road.

“The car was flying,” he said, “and hit the (Chevy) first. I slowed down, and the Hummer slowed down, almost to a stop, but (Shuman) flew off the wall and hit the Hummer. The impact spun it around.”

A sixty-four year old woman was driven insane by the homosexual influences of her Caliber. She was probably trying to out run the queer demons that infested her. Her lesbian urges probably caused her to expose her wrinkled shame to the world.

http://www.cliffviewpilot.com/bergen/300-dump-truck-crash-caused-by-drunk-driver-authorities-say

Dump Truck Crash Caused by Drunk Driver Authorities Say
A motorist was drunk when her car smashed into a dump truck that plowed head-on into an oncoming car, seriously injuring its driver, the Bergen County prosecutor said this afternoon. Amy Ammicht, 55, was taken to Bergen Regional Medical Center for a blood sample and then ordered held on $150,000 bail after last night's crash in Upper Saddle River.

Ammicht, of Budd Lake, was behind the wheel of a 2009 Dodge Caliber around 6 p.m. when she ignored a traffic signal and her car smashed into the dump truck, pushing it into the northbound lane of East Saddle River Road, said Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli.

An otherwise normal women gets behind the wheel of her Dodge Caliber and this is the result. When will Chrysler take responsibility for the homo horror they have unleashed on the world!

http://www.vindy.com/news/2009/aug/1...urned-out-car/

Two found dead, bound in burned out car
YOUNGSTOWN — Police are trying to determine who is responsible for the deaths of two young men found in a torched car near the Mahoning River.
Youngstown Police Capt. Kenneth Centorame today would only say that the two men were in their late teens or early 20s and lived in Youngstown. He said the two men do not appear to be related, but did know each other.

The car was determined to have been a black 2007 Dodge Caliber that had been rented from the Enterprise rental agency on Rayen Avenue.

I'll tell you what happened to these two. They were two normal friends who innocently rented a Caliber, not knowing about the evil faggotry inducing powers of the vehicle. They drove it to the river, were overcome by homo lust, they committed abominations with each other, and in their shame, they killed themselves after tying each other up to spare their families the shame of knowing of their forbidden encounter!

All because of renting a Caliber!

[Professor Bessemer]

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SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF A DODGE CALIBER

Dodge Calibers all over the world have been exploding into flames recently. If you are near a Caliber, even if it is parked and unoccupied, and you smell sulphur or here a low, guttural rumbling, you must run for cover.

While bursting into flames may not seem particularly gay, do not forget that the queerest of sodomites are referred to as "Flamers" or "Flaming Queens".

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[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Here is another spontaneously combusting Caliber. I cannot stress enough the dangers posed by these extremely gay cars, even when they are just sitting by the side of the road. It now appears that simply being near a Dodge Caliber is at least as dangerous as poking an angry rattlesnake or walking alone in an ethnic neighborhood.

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[Levi Jones]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Dr., I have heard the car that is popular on the island of lesbos is the Subaru Outback.



A Google search for "Subaru Outback lesbian,"will yield a treasure trove of information about that.

[Wally's World]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

How can a car be gay? Homosexuality is a choice and cars do not have the minds to make a choice. Perhaps you could say the car is favored among homosexuals, but that doesn't make the car any more gay.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

How can a car be gay? Homosexuality is a choice and cars do not have the minds to make a choice. Perhaps you could say the car is favored among homosexuals, but that doesn't make the car any more gay.

It has been proven, time and time again, that certain vehicles tend to convince the owner or even a mere passenger to become a Homer. Normal people have ridden in a Caliber and upon arriving at the destination, exit the car as flaming drag queen. This same person, then placed in to a Caddy, Escalade will often return to normal. Extended immersion in a Caliber can lead to near irreversibly Homerisim, so a quick emergency ride in one is not a life ending event but should be avoided if at all possible.


I do not now how or why this happens just that it does. I learned long ago not to question the mysteries of life, just to accept them.

[releaseme]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

What car do you have James

[James Hutchins]

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I drive a Ford F350 Pickup and a Kenworth Highliner Tractor as my rig. I do have a Porsche (956) in the garage, but that was an 'exchange', barter if you will, from some time back and I rarely drive it.

What do you drive, a Subaru Forrester?