I want to be courted by a monkey!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

The evilutionists have convinced me God's a liar and their "science" is truth, so I want to be courted by a monkey now and have myself a fine unGodly monkey husband! We're just distant cousins anyway, so there should be no problem! It would be like a schnauzer breeding with a poodle, wouldn't it?



I'm sorry, I tried to say that with a straight face, but it was too much. I hope no True Christians were taken in by my little jest at the expense of evilutionist nonsense.

[Talitha]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

The evilutionists have convinced me God's a liar and their "science" is truth, so I want to be courted by a monkey now and have myself a fine unGodly monkey husband! We're just distant cousins anyway, so there should be no problem! It would be like a schnauzer breeding with a poodle, wouldn't it?



I'm sorry, I tried to say that with a straight face, but it was too much. I hope no True Christians were taken in by my little jest at the expense of evilutionist nonsense.

Sister M&M!!!
I nearly pressed a BIG RED BUTTON when I first started to read this Thread.
Matters like this shouldn't be joked about, JESUS IS WATCHING YOU

Don't upset the Big Guy

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

I'm sorry, Sister Talitha, it's just that I'm in such a good mood! None other than Sister Betty Bower spoke to me after church today! When I get a moment, I will post about the encounter in the Betty Bower forum.

[Talitha]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

I'm sorry, Sister Talitha, it's just that I'm in such a good mood! None other than Sister Betty Bower spoke to me after church today! When I get a moment, I will post about the encounter in the Betty Bower forum.

Oh! She did, did she?

I suppose with you only managing the middle row of Church she does occasionally talk to poorer folk other members of the congregation.
Only Triple-Platinum Tithers get near the front Row.

I happen to have a house in Freehold right next door to the good Lady.
Well, when I say right next door, what I mean is I can actually see her Mansion if I stand on my Messican Gardeners shoulders and use Binoculars.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

The evilutionists have convinced me God's a liar and their "science" is truth, so I want to be courted by a monkey now and have myself a fine unGodly monkey husband! We're just distant cousins anyway, so there should be no problem! It would be like a schnauzer breeding with a poodle, wouldn't it?

Too bad for you Dubya's already taken. *snicker*

[SUV]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Oh, Sister M&Ms, oh, you cute little joker!

Why, who could ever imagine a human being looking like this?:

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Oh, Sister M&Ms, oh, you cute little joker!

Why, who could ever imagine a human being looking like this?:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=43360&postcount=7

[SUV]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....60&postcount=7

See? This is why we call you "Miss Hellbound!" You find me just one of those pictures where President Bush is not Clean-Shaven!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Don't worry, Brothers and Sisters. One day soon, the Lord's Tiki Torch of Truth will shed light on this Luau of lies.

[Daniel]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Oh, Sister M&Ms, oh, you cute little joker!

Why, who could ever imagine a human being looking like this?:

Everyone knows that humans were created in God's image. Who can (or would even dare, for that matter) imagine God looking like this?

[eightofninekev]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....60&postcount=7

lol

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

See? This is why we call you "Miss Hellbound!" You find me just one of those pictures where President Bush is not Clean-Shaven!

He is ALWAYS clean-shaven, Sister Sue!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

lol

Kev,

Mind if I call you Kev? I know it is hard at your age, you are trying to be a big boy in this world and all you see is people trying to hold you back. So you rebel, mock our leaders and threw them God. Well Kev I've been there. I too was young once, full of ambition that Satan exploited. But then I found Jesus. Once I turned my life over to Jesus things went my way. Now look at me; I am a shift supervisor for Landover Church Security, it is an important position of responsibility Kev. The pastors depend on me and my team to keep Freehold safe from pie thieves, homer rapists, animal bothering wickers and girl molesting thespians. This could be you too if you turn your life to Jesus Kev.

Jesus is there to help you Kev.

[Belphegor]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

lol this is by far the most dumb thing i heard in my life lol we didnt evolve from the ''monkey'', our evolution started with the Ardipidthecus ramidus 4.5 millions years ago and evolved to what we are now. like all the animals on the earth, the horse for example at the beginning, the horse was small a bit like a poney but more tiny, and now they are tall fast stallion

[Fallen Angel]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

lol this is by far the most dumb thing i heard in my life lol we didnt evolve from the ''monkey'', our evolution started with the Ardipidthecus ramidus 4.5 millions years ago and evolved to what we are now. like all the animals on the earth, the horse for example at the beginning, the horse was small a bit like a poney but more tiny, and now they are tall fast stallion

u want dumb? how about some1 who cant understand what theyre reading? she didnt say we evolved from monkeys sshe said were related too monkeys.