[Batman]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

lol this is by far the most dumb thing i heard in my life lol we didnt evolve from the ''monkey'', our evolution started with the Ardipidthecus ramidus 4.5 millions years ago and evolved to what we are now. like all the animals on the earth, the horse for example at the beginning, the horse was small a bit like a poney but more tiny, and now they are tall fast stallion

Guess again, cowboy. Evolution has NO truth to it, and the world has not been around 4.5 million years! God created creatures from dust in seven days! DUST! SEVEN DAYS! Hallelujah!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

lol this is by far the most dumb thing i heard in my life lol we didnt evolve from the ''monkey'', our evolution started with the Ardipidthecus ramidus 4.5 millions years ago and evolved to what we are now. like all the animals on the earth, the horse for example at the beginning, the horse was small a bit like a poney but more tiny, and now they are tall fast stallion

u want dumb? how about some1 who cant understand what theyre reading? she didnt say we evolved from monkeys sshe said were related too monkeys.

Corrected by an idiot. How embarrassing! If that's not a sign that it's time for you to put down the dope and pick up the Bible, I don't know what is.

[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Corrected by an idiot. How embarrassing! If that's not a sign that it's time for you to put down the dope and pick up the Bible, I don't know what is.

We still have some remains of evolution on our bodies, the appendix is an example today it as absolutly no use at all(So does your god like to make useless stuff). Herbivores animals have one too, this therefore means that we were using it when we were only small herbivores . The coccyx is the remain of a tail and nothing else.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

We still have some remains of evolution on our bodies, the appendix is an example today it as absolutly no use at all(So does your god like to make useless stuff). [/URL]

Friend,

Let’s try to understand the basic concepts of Christian and stop getting up on your own high horse; Christianity says God is perfect, God is all knowing and God is all powerful. It also says we humans are so wicked that by merely existing we deserve to be punished in Hell for all eternity unless we make amends to God for being so wretched. An important to remember is humans are created by God; therefore it goes to follow that God chose to create us flawed.

So what is an appendix next to that?

[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

An appendix is not a flaw, it is a useless thing for us now, but asn't always been since it has an usage on other animals it has a purpose.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

An appendix is not a flaw, it is a useless thing for us now, but asn't always been since it has an usage on other animals it has a purpose.

No you missed the point friend. What Christianity teaches is human being were created as vile and horrible things by our loving, perfect God. God sticking a spare organ or two in us like an appendix or a pancreas its just pretty much to be expected after that. Far from disproving the existence of God like you maintain it only helps to prove He is the God as described in The Bible (you know, the kind that drowns most of the world in The Flood out of love)

[Brother John]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

An appendix is not a flaw, it is a useless thing for us now, but asn't always been since it has an usage on other animals it has a purpose.

Correction, the appendix supposedly has a function in our immunological system. Not so stupid of God to make us more resistant to harm now is it?

[Talitha]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

We can't help it if God makes something we don't fully understand! How stupid are you?

Sometimes I can understand the concept of certain humans such as Negras, Homers and Belgians starting out as Monkeys because they all have under-developed Brains.

Praise jesus© I was made a perfect Blonde Haired Blue Eyed American Woman Just Like Pastor Bobby-Joe

was made a perfect Man.

[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Correction, the appendix supposedly has a function in our immunological system. Not so stupid of God to make us more resistant to harm now is it?

That must be why you can remove it without it having any effect on you at all.


What is the point of being racist and homophobic in this thread exactly?

[Brother John]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

That must be why you can remove it without it having any effect on you at all.


What is the point of being racist and homophobic in this thread exactly?

Right then smarty pants, let me teach you some basic anatomic principles.
1. A body rarely ever relies on one thing to function, hence it does not rely on only your appendix but also utilises the humoral and cellular response mechanisms.
2. Consequentially, the effect of removing your appendix is minimised thanks to these other ingenious pathways.

Basically the same reason you can still grow if you're potassium, calcium, magnesium, .... deficient.

[Talitha]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

What is the point of being racist and homophobic in this thread exactly?

What is the point of you coming here to persecute True Christians™??

I am guided by a Love of Jesus©

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

That must be why you can remove it without it having any effect on you at all.

You can lose an arm or a leg "without it having any effect on you at all", too. Why aren't you over in iraquistan doing just that for Jesus?


What is the point of being racist and homophobic in this thread exactly?

I have seen no evidence of racism anywhere in this Godly forum. We do not tolerate the teasing of nigras or slants, etc.

As for the queers, nobody likes them anyway, and God wants them dead.

Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Look up Romans 1:31-32.

Jesus condemns all homers, including lesbians. Check Romans 1:26-28.

So, are you a pervert homer or just a defender of them? Either way, enjoy hell.

[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Sometimes I can understand the concept of certain humans such as Negras, Homers and Belgians starting out as Monkeys because they all have under-developed Brains.

You dare to claim that this isn't racist.

[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

enjoy hell.

Thanks I will.


And why don't you go cut your leg and tell me that there was absolutely no difference from before, will you still walk the same way, be able to work as efficiantly?

[Talitha]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

You dare to claim that this isn't racist.

You dare to accuse me?

Go read a Bible sometime, you might save yourself from Hell, unless of course you are a pervert Homer.