[JennyD]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

I do believe you posted the wrong picture. How silly

Why don't you Google "Buck Angel" and see what you find?

I did.

Lord, how I wish I could undo that! But at least I got to visit with my dinner a second time.


Warning: NSFW!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Michael Jackson broke so much new ground when it comes to defining "weird," with the plasticity and mutability of his physical appearance being such a small part of it – because transmogrifying how he looked was obviously just a recreational pastime for him.

The truly weird understand these things.

What we should look for in the successor to the Jacksonian title of the "World's Weirdest Person" is someone who nonchalantly stands apart from their own "weird" activity – activity that causes the rest of us to recoil in stomach churning and intellectual revulsion from them. It's that exquisite failure to acknowledge their own "weirdness" that distinguishes those who do it best.

I'm thinking of mAnn Coulter as the prime example of the exquisitely weird. She's someone who walks among us, yet inhabits a universe we'd pay to avoid.

mAnn Coulter enjoys the immense popularity that Buck Angel cannot imagine.

mAnn Coulter enjoys the immense audience that poor hopeless Gen would cut off her dick to entertain.

mAnn Coulter flaunts her Adam's apple in a way that Dennis Avner's tattoos can never challenge.

mAnn Coulter wears a little black dress better than Walter Mercado could ever hope to, even when that dress is only hanging in the closet – Which is the darkest secret known to the truly, truly weird – that the accruements of "weird" can be taken off or put on at will, but the audience-at-large won't perceive a difference either way. Do you think that's easy to pull off? Ask Mercado if we would all puke at his appearance if he just wore Levis.

In short, our culture is currently hurting for a celebrity to fill the fulsome space left vacant by Michael's now-empty rhinestone glove, but I think Michael's heir could not be more apparent...

I submit for your vicarious thrill the brain-chortling weird and utterly singular mAnn Coulter.

Do I hear an AMEN, Somebody?!

[JennyD]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Is this mAnn Coulter some sort of transgendered freak who mocks the very Godly Ann Coulter, Brother?

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Consider adding Marilyn Manson and Alice Cooper for obvious reasons and Steve Jobs who is working on becoming an android, one part at a time.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Pete Burns is also bizarre.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

It's not our place to call anyone weird! Everyone is special in Jesus' eyes! Truly they are! Michael Jackson is up in heaven with God, even if he did molest those little boys, God still loves him, and so do I! AMEN!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Has anyone mentioned these two yet?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

It's not our place to call anyone weird! Everyone is special in Jesus' eyes! Truly they are! Michael Jackson is up in heaven with God, even if he did molest those little boys, God still loves him, and so do I! AMEN!

Have you ever bothered to actually read the Holy Bible, miss? God hates sodomites! Everyone knows that.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Yes, but God also loved David and Jonathon, and they were gay with each other! It's true, even though the Bible says God hates homosexuality, adultery, murder, multiple wives, seeking revenge, that sort of thing, he still loved David! God loves everyone, and we can't ever judge anyone for anything! It's time we break open the prisons of the world and instead of punishing criminals give them all a big hug just like Jesus would have done!

[JennyD]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

It's not our place to call anyone weird! Everyone is special in Jesus' eyes! Truly they are! Michael Jackson is up in heaven with God, even if he did molest those little boys, God still loves him, and so do I! AMEN!

Michael Jackson converted to Islam in 2007. He is burning in Hell, alongside Saddam Hussein, for rejecting Jesus' love.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

It's time we break open the prisons of the world and instead of punishing criminals give them all a big hug just like Jesus would have done!

Have you met Professor Tyeisha X yet? She is in favor of prison abolition. Thinks prisons are "racist". You two should talk. I'm sure you'd have a lot of things in common, Insanity-Millennium!

[Serenity-Millennium]

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Michael Jackson converted to Islam in 2007. He is burning in Hell, alongside Saddam Hussein, for rejecting Jesus' love.

John 12: 30-33Jesus said, "The voice didn't come for me but for you. At this moment the world is in crisis. Now Satan, the ruler of this world, will be thrown out. And I, as I am lifted up from the earth, will attract everyone to me and gather them around me." He put it this way to show how he was going to be put to death.



32And I, if I be lifted up from the earth, will draw all men unto me.

[angels]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Dennis Avner has mutilated his face, and it is one of the most chilling things i've ever seen. Awful..

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Oh, you shouldn't say that angels! Dennis Avner is a beautiful child of God! We are all made in His image!

[angels]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Oh, you shouldn't say that angels! Dennis Avner is a beautiful child of God! We are all made in His image!

I think that a natural beauty given by God is his image. But this Avner has mutilated his face. How can that be in the image of The Lord ?. I'm sorry, but I find his face quite scary.