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  • #16
    Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
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    And I apologize for the Earth.

    I trust only Jesus and God
    Andrew,

    I am horrified as to what I have read. Attacking a pastor here at Landover is utterly unforgivable, especially against someone as kindly and forgiving as Pastor Pistol. I will not allow a man of God like Pastor Pistol be taken advantage of.

    Consider yourself officially Under Suspicion.

    I have my eye on you Andrew. I advise you to tread carefully

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #17
      Jesus also disagreed with prisests, didn't he?
      Soon in Christ

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      • #18
        What is this? Is this andrew person disgreeing with Godly Pastor Pistle? Godly Pastor Pistle who showed me the error of my ways and helped me to become saved(r)?

        Andrew, the pastors here at landover speak only the true word of GOD! Your disagreeing with them shows you to be a HEATHEN!!

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        • #19
          I need to repent!

          Help me pastors!

          *starts praying and picks his credit card*

          Soon in Christ

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          • #20
            Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
            Jesus also disagreed with prisests, didn't he?
            You filthy little maggot! You have the audacity to compare yourself with Jesus?! And then you accuse Pastor Pistle, who has shown you nothing but kindness in here, of being a "prisests" (whatever that is)!?

            You are not fit to lick the rattlesnake skin cowboy boots of a man like Pastor Pistle! I am now convinced that you are a demon lurking about in God's favorite forum, with no purpose other than to mock Jesus and persecute us.

            Enjoy hellfire, demon.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              You filthy little maggot! You have the audacity to compare yourself with Jesus?! And then you accuse Pastor Pistle, who has shown you nothing but kindness in here, of being a "prisests" (whatever that is)!?

              You are not fit to lick the rattlesnake skin cowboy boots of a man like Pastor Pistle! I am now convinced that you are a demon lurking about in God's favorite forum, with no purpose other than to mock Jesus and persecute us.

              Enjoy hellfire, demon.

              You once said you know who I am, Zeké.

              I can assure you that I am not a demon. I am a True Christian.

              Just love Jesus!
              Soon in Christ

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              • #22
                Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
                You once said you know who I am, Zeké.

                I can assure you that I am not a demon. I am a True Christian.

                Just love Jesus!
                You will address me properly, demon! My name is Pastor Ezekiel, not some french/homer perversion of Zeke'. If you think that you can recruit me, a True Christian Pastor, into the ranks of your demons, you have another think coming, jennifer. I am no pervert!

                In addition, you are most certainly not a True Christian. That is a title bestowed by Jesus upon those whom He so chooses, and I can assure you that as of this moment, you are closer to permanent banishment than you are to being Blessed with the TC title.

                Now, why don't you go ahead and tell us the truth about who you are and why you are here, homer?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  You will address me properly, demon! My name is Pastor Ezekiel, not some french/homer perversion of Zeke'. If you think that you can recruit me, a True Christian Pastor, into the ranks of your demons, you have another think coming, jennifer. I am no pervert!

                  In addition, you are most certainly not a True Christian. That is a title bestowed by Jesus upon those whom He so chooses, and I can assure you that as of this moment, you are closer to permanent banishment than you are to being Blessed with the TC title.

                  Now, why don't you go ahead and tell us the truth about who you are and why you are here, homer?
                  Forgive me, pastor Ezekiel!

                  I am not a true Christian. I was raised a cathylick but now I'm an atheist.

                  I have a girlfriend. Her name is Pauline, but I call her Pauli.

                  And I'm not Corinth or one of those anti-landover idiots.

                  But I find your forum very interesting and I will try to keep a True christian image despite other members weird actions

                  Still in Christ
                  Last edited by Andreas; 09-23-2006, 01:00 PM.
                  Soon in Christ

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
                    Forgive me, pastor Ezekiel!

                    I am not a true Christian. I was raised a cathylick but now I'm an atheist.

                    I have a girlfriend. Her name is Pauline, but I call her Pauli. She's a competitive weightlifter.

                    And I'm not Corinth or one of those anti-landover idiots.

                    But I find your forum very interesting and I will try to keep a True christian image despite my continual cravings for man-meat.

                    Still in Christ
                    I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest here, homer, except that you are very muddled and quite possibly on drugs.
                    Are you one of those heathens who has escaped a mental facility and have come to plague this Godly church forum?

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                    • #25
                      I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest here, homer, except that you are very muddled and quite possibly on drugs.
                      Are you one of those heathens who has escaped a mental facility and have come to plague this Godly church forum?
                      I have never took drugs! Never!!!!!

                      And I have never been in a mental facility.

                      I'm sorry if I disappointed you!

                      Alles gut
                      Soon in Christ

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
                        I have never took drugs! Never!!!!!

                        And I have never been in a mental facility.

                        I'm sorry if I disappointed you!

                        Alles gut
                        Please try to speak as close to Godly American as you can, sinner. Jesus weeps when people do not use his chosen language.

                        As to your claims of never having taken drugs or being in a mental facility, well, I'm sorry, dear, but the confusion evident in your posts would suggest otherwise...

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                        • #27
                          Please try to speak as close to Godly American as you can, sinner. Jesus weeps when people do not use his chosen language.

                          As to your claims of never having taken drugs or being in a mental facility, well, I'm sorry, dear, but the confusion evident in your posts would suggest otherwise...
                          [Foreign gibberish deleted.]

                          But on this godly forum one must speak God's favorite language (American).
                          Last edited by Andreas; 09-23-2006, 01:00 PM.
                          Soon in Christ

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
                            [Foreign gibberish deleted.]
                            But on this godly forum one must speak god's favorite language (American).
                            First you spout more un-Godly gibberish.
                            Then you fail to capitalise God!
                            You claim to aspire to be a True Christian(tm)? You could have fooled me!

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