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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #61
    Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

    Originally posted by BigJay View Post
    well missy whore I guess you told them. Got any friends,maybe a hook up is called for !
    As to the reference to the age of the earth GET real.
    The Bible clearly indicates that it is 6,000 years old.

    You, of course, think you can carbon-date the world.
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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #62
      Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

      Originally posted by BigJay View Post
      As to the reference to the age of the earth GET real.
      So you lecture us about the importance of having an open mind, but when you were given the evidence, and you rejected it out hand and presented as counter evidence arguments that you have demonstrated that you even don't understand.

      You have revealed yourself to be a hypocrite. You expect us to have our minds open to your ideas, but you refuse to extend the same courtesy. You have been arguing in bad faith the whole time.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
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      • virginWhore
        Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
         
        • Feb 2007
        • 112

        #63
        Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

        Since I can't reply in private, I'd like to ask Rev Billy Reuben why he's taken such a jaundiced view of my post?

        I don't know what you mean by pun? I mean, man was made in God's image, and so if men are impotent, then God is omnipotent. It's just simple logic or am I missing something here? I'm sorry I know ignorance is no excuse but latin wasn't my strong suit and sometimes I get it wrong. Are you going to keep whacking my knuckles like the nuns did in high school?

        I'm sorry, for whatever got you mad. I don't know what it was but I'm sorry.

        vw
        Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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        • TinyJay
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          • Sep 2009
          • 112

          #64
          Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          He was born in Oahu which is in Kenya.


          Dear Bobby-Joe.I suggest you search for a better map ,Oahu is indeed part of the chain of Islands commonly referred to as Hawaii .Hawaii is also a state in the country commonly referred to as The United States of America.

          I understand that there could be a little confusion on your part,after all it is not your fault that your mom and dad are brother and sister.
          "Speaking words of wisdom LET IT BE" P. McCartney

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #65
            Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

            Originally posted by BigJay View Post
            Dear Bobby-Joe.I suggest you search for a better map ,Oahu is indeed part of the chain of Islands commonly referred to as Hawaii .Hawaii is also a state in the country commonly referred to as The United States of America.

            I understand that there could be a little confusion on your part,after all it is not your fault that your mom and dad are brother and sister.
            Why is it that a supposed 52-year-old grownup man is stooping to childish insults?

            Why do you assume that Bobby-Joe is the product of incest simply because he is geographically challenged?

            After all, many American teenagers can't even find the US on a world map. Perhaps, as Miss Teen USA contestant Caitlin Upton eloquently said, Bobby-Joe simply needs more maps:

            I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Musika
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Aug 2009
              • 46

              #66
              Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

              Originally posted by BigJay View Post
              Dear Bobby-Joe.I suggest you search for a better map ,Oahu is indeed part of the chain of Islands commonly referred to as Hawaii .Hawaii is also a state in the country commonly referred to as The United States of America.

              I understand that there could be a little confusion on your part,after all it is not your fault that your mom and dad are brother and sister.
              This type of confusion is why a bill is being pushed to congress that requires all future presidents to present their birth certificates. It'll help prevent future anti-American presidents from taking office.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #67
                Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                Originally posted by BigJay View Post
                Dear Bobby-Joe.I suggest you search for a better map ,Oahu is indeed part of the chain of Islands commonly referred to as Hawaii .Hawaii is also a state in the country commonly referred to as The United States of America.

                I understand that there could be a little confusion on your part,after all it is not your fault that your mom and dad are brother and sister.
                Listen up maggot; I don't know if that's what pases for manners in your salamander-worshiping cult, but around here we expect unsaved scum such as yourself to keep a civil tongue in their head when addressing their betters. One more hateful post like that and you will be asked to leave.

                You owe Brother BJ an apology.
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                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Musika
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
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                  • Aug 2009
                  • 46

                  #68
                  Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Listen up maggot; I don't know if that's what pases for manners in your salamander-worshiping cult, but around here we expect unsaved scum such as yourself to keep a civil tongue in their head when addressing their betters. One more hateful post like that and you will be asked to leave.

                  You owe Brother BJ an apology.
                  Isn't it funny what passes for a religion nowadays? I mean, even though God has told us that following Him is the only TRUE religion people continue to make these satanic false religions.

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                  • TinyJay
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 112

                    #69
                    Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                    Let me clear up a few things.Way up north we know that people with names like Bobby-Joe,Billy-Jean,Amy-Fay or even Billy-Ray are the product of Incest.A family reunion to you simply means ,its a good opportunity to meet your next girlfriend .Yes sir the gene pool is very shallow down around Walton's Mountain. Please take no offence to my statement ,it's not your fault if that is how your parents raised you.
                    "Speaking words of wisdom LET IT BE" P. McCartney

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                    • Musika
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
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                      • Aug 2009
                      • 46

                      #70
                      Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                      Originally posted by BigJay View Post
                      Let me clear up a few things.Way up north we know that people with names like Bobby-Joe,Billy-Jean,Amy-Fay or even Billy-Ray are the product of Incest.A family reunion to you simply means ,its a good opportunity to meet your next girlfriend .Yes sir the gene pool is very shallow down around Walton's Mountain. Please take no offence to my statement ,it's not your fault if that is how your parents raised you.
                      If we're saying that names allow us to know everything about a person then why do we have a "Hussein" as president? I mean, all people named "Hussein" must be terrorists if we go by your theory.

                      Stop discriminating you racist.

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                      • TinyJay
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                        • Sep 2009
                        • 112

                        #71
                        Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                        Its not discrimination nor is it racism to point out that, um...well... Red-Necks are in-breeders ! I mean really look at Bill Clinton .You have to be very careful when you date your sister.Bad things can happen.
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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6314

                          #72
                          Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                          Originally posted by lister View Post
                          Proof is needed to make a theory a fact...and scripture is not proof boys and girls
                          Ha! Little do you know. The Bible is the written testimony of the only eyewitness to the Creation--and why would God lie about something like that?
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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #73
                            Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                            Originally posted by BigJay View Post
                            Its not discrimination nor is it racism to point out that, um...well... Red-Necks are in-breeders ! I mean really look at Bill Clinton .You have to be very careful when you date your sister.Bad things can happen.
                            Um, Hillary Clinton's last name is Clinton because she MARRIED Bill, not because she's his sister.

                            It's common among normal folk (non-Mormons) for a wife to take her husband's surname.

                            And it's common among non-Christian women to take everything else of their husband's during a divorce!
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                            • Musika
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
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                              • Aug 2009
                              • 46

                              #74
                              Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                              Originally posted by BigJay View Post
                              Its not discrimination nor is it racism to point out that, um...well... Red-Necks are in-breeders ! I mean really look at Bill Clinton .You have to be very careful when you date your sister.Bad things can happen.
                              Baseless assumptions based on someone's upbringing. Being able to take pleasure in the outdoors (Something you haven't seen in awhile) does not mean you're inbred

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                              • TinyJay
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                                • Sep 2009
                                • 112

                                #75
                                Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                Um, Hillary Clinton's last name is Clinton because she MARRIED Bill, not because she's his sister.

                                It's common among normal folk (non-Mormons) for a wife to take her husband's surname.

                                And it's common among non-Christian women to take everything else of their husband's during a divorce!

                                Are you sure they arent brother and sister
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