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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553
    #76
    Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

    Originally posted by Musika View Post
    Baseless assumptions based on someone's upbringing. Being able to take pleasure in the outdoors (Something you haven't seen in awhile) does not mean you're inbred
    The hatred and bigotry of mormon cultists is legendary. They reject Christ and worship salamanders, they wear magical underwear, and they claim that American injuns are satan's spawn!


    ...Okay, they have a point about that last one, but still, they aren't Christians by any stretch of the imagination.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553
        #77
        Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

        Originally posted by BigJay View Post
        Are you sure they arent brother and sister
        You mean like Donny and Marie?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #78
            Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

            Big Jay, how are your wives doing? Have you decided which one you'll take to the Prom?

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              • Musika
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2009
                • 46
                #79
                Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Big Jay, how are your wives doing? Have you decided which one you'll take to the Prom?

                Is he a mormon? It would explain a lot

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                  • TinyJay
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 112
                    #80
                    Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                    I am Fine,all 7 wife's are fine .The youngest is to old for the prom,she graduated high school 3 years ago. But I am looking for #8.I have a rule they must be out of high school
                    "Speaking words of wisdom LET IT BE" P. McCartney

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553
                        #81
                        Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                        Originally posted by BigJay View Post
                        I am Fine,all 7 wife's are fine .The youngest is to old for the prom,she graduated high school 3 years ago. But I am looking for #8.I have a rule they must be out of high school
                        You make Jesus and every True Christian(tm) sick.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • TinyJay
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 112
                            #82
                            Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                            Is it sickness or envy ? My guess INVY
                            "Speaking words of wisdom LET IT BE" P. McCartney

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #83
                                Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                In Vy? Is she one of your wives?

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                                  • TinyJay
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Sep 2009
                                    • 112
                                    #84
                                    Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                    oops by bad IN VY
                                    "Speaking words of wisdom LET IT BE" P. McCartney

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #85
                                        Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                        Originally posted by BigJay View Post
                                        I am Fine,all 7 wife's are fine .The youngest is to old for the prom,she graduated high school 3 years ago. But I am looking for #8.I have a rule they must be out of high school
                                        Why? You prefer wives who are better educated than you?
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • TinyJay
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 112
                                            #86
                                            Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                            Yep and that's why they all work,to serve me.Thinking of converting a couple of dem Baptist ladies over to my way of thinking.I can always use a few more wives.
                                            "Speaking words of wisdom LET IT BE" P. McCartney

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                                              • Nobar King
                                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                Christ's Guardian
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2007
                                                • 23748
                                                #87
                                                Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                                Originally posted by BigJay View Post
                                                Yep and that's why they all work,to serve me.Thinking of converting a couple of dem Baptist ladies over to my way of thinking.I can always use a few more wives.
                                                Hey, someone finally learned how to spell wives. You would think you would have figured that one out after marrying the 2nd.
                                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                  • Rev_JTB
                                                    Unsaved trash, NOT a Reverend
                                                    Under Investigation
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 10
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                    As PBR pointed out more speculation. Give me proof that God doesn't exist.
                                                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                    Can you tell us what would serve as proof for you?
                                                    Originally posted by Rev_JTB View Post
                                                    Observable, empirical, measurable, reproducable proof
                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    And exactly what sort of "REV" are you, who demands secular "proof" of God's majesty?

                                                    Troll much?


                                                    ?
                                                    Screw the mods

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                                                      • Rev_JTB
                                                        Unsaved trash, NOT a Reverend
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Aug 2009
                                                        • 10
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                                        Originally posted by TinyJay View Post
                                                        If you wish to maintain that the earth is 6000 years old and change how do you explain the existance of OIL ? Is it not known that it comes from decayed plant and animal remains ? .

                                                        It's 'known'? This has been observed? They've watched it happen?
                                                        Screw the mods

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                                                          • Rev_JTB
                                                            Unsaved trash, NOT a Reverend
                                                            Under Investigation
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 10
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: Relativity Explains 6-Day Creation

                                                            Originally posted by TinyJay View Post
                                                            Most
                                                            Reality is not determined by a jajority vote

                                                            petroleum geologists prefer theories of oil formation,
                                                            'prefer'? Of course they 'prefer' whatever supports their presumptions about the age of the earth and an atheistic 'conclusion'
                                                            Screw the mods

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