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    Americans Believe in Angels, not Global Warming

    THIS story makes me want to shout GLORY TO GOD, Brothers and sisters! We Americans know what's true and what's not! Angels are in the Bible!! Global warming in a scientifical HOAX!

    More Americans believe in angels than humans’ role in global warming

    More Americans believe in guardian angels than humans' role in global warming, according to recent polls.

    A Pew poll released late last month found that just 36 percent of Americans believe humans are responsible for accelerating global climate change, which scientists say mushroomed after the industrial revolution due to humans' dependence on carbon-based fuels.

    Carbon dioxide, which is produced by the combustion of oil, coal and other fuels, was ruled a "dangerous" threat to public health by the Environmental Protection Agency Monday. It increases the propensity of the earth's atmosphere to retain heat.

    But a near-consensus from scientists doesn't have Americans convinced. The Pew poll found that while 57 percent believe that the earth's climate is changing, just 36 percent believe that humans are responsible. 77 percent believed that global warming existed in Pew's poll conducted in 2007.

    The 36 percent who believe in human-caused climate change is fewer than the number of Americans who apparently believe they're protected by guardian angels, some 55 percent, according to a poll published in 2008.
    Oh, Praise JESUS! Is there any wonder that He has chosen America as His favorite?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Americans Believe in Angels, not Global Warming

    Praise Jesus! I'm going to sleep a lot better knowing that about Godly America!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      Re: Americans Believe in Angels, not Global Warming

      Why would I believe in Global Warming? What in the Sam scratch did Global Warming ever do for me? Zip, that's what!

      But (almost) every time I lose my keys, my Guardian Angel helps me find them! I'll start believing that driving my truck and flying Landover's jets causes Global Warming as soon as it does something real that I can see, touch, or feel.
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        Re: Americans Believe in Angels, not Global Warming

        It just strikes me as strange that they should create a poll between something everyone knows is true and something fictitious.
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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          Re: Americans Believe in Angels, not Global Warming

          Ha ha!! Finally, Americans are beginning to see through the HOAX of so-called Global Warming, partially perpetrated by that clever and cunning climate change charlatan, Al Gore.

          Big Fat Greedy Stupid Al and his minions have tried to fool Americans into frittering away our economic security with hairbrained schemes and kooky plans that are intended to either a) make huge sums of money for him and his greedy cronies, b) intentionally destroy the American economy beyond repair, or c) both.

          It is literally difficult to imagine a person more evil than Al Gore. I would gladly attend a candlelight dinner alone with Jeffrey Dahmer or take a cross country road trip with Billy Joel, Grace Kelly and James Dean before I would trust a single word uttered or written by Al Gore.

          Imagine if Hitler had an illegitimate crack baby with a syphilis-infected Tokyo Rose. Imagine that this pus-spewing demon child was raised by gay married partners Chairman Mao and Pol Pot. Then imagine this infectious sin-steeped bastard child of murderous parents was shipped off to Cuba to study economics under Fidel Castro and Bill Ayers. Then imagine this outrageous, disgusting smear on society married Jane Fonda and Jimmy Carter in a Satanic ritual presided over by an assless chap-clad Ted Kennedy while engaged in coitus with Jesse Jackson and a midget. Only then could you begin to contemplate the scourge to God, America and humanity represented by Al Gore.

          I hope that when the American people finally wake up from their Gore-induced stupor and decide to do what they rightfully should have done YEARS ago--- burn Gore, his staff, his entire family, and his all friends screaming in excrutiating pain on top of a giant bonfire--- that the fire will be made of the dirtiest coal obtainable, bubbling skin-scalding tar, and every last copy of his books, movies, CDs, and awards.

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