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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #16
    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Uhh, Zeke, what I meant is I don't believe in the existence of the biblical ark, therefore not the dung on said ark. I didn't mean that I don't believe in dung period. Sheeesh.
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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #17
      Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Uhh, Zeke, what I meant is I don't believe in the existence of the biblical ark, therefore not the dung on said ark. I didn't mean that I don't believe in dung period. Sheeesh.
      Oh, you don't think there were toilets on the Ark? After all the Ark was 100 ft longer than the largest wooden ship ever built in the modern era, and those ships were incapable of open ocean voyages, unlike the Ark. A toilet on the ship for the animals to use would have been child's play after that. Before you say well some animals were to big/ vicious/ stupid to use a bronze age toliet were that is were the dung beetles come into play.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • G-Baby
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2007
        • 136

        #18
        Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

        Well, there's a little problem with this Noah tomfooly:

        How could ants and bees survive if Noah took only 2 of them?
        We know that ants and bees can't survive without the colony and each other. We know that every ant or bee is an imortant "organ" of each colony. Why do you think that bees and ants are with so much?
        That proves the Noah story false.

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        • Peter
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2007
          • 279

          #19
          Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

          And if "noah" took 1 male and 1 female of every kind on his boat, did he take worms on his boat? They are hermaphrodite, nor male, nor female.

          CHECKMATE!

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          • G-Baby
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2007
            • 136

            #20
            Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

            Originally posted by Peter View Post
            And if "noah" took 1 male and 1 female of every kind on his boat, did he take worms on his boat? They are hermaphrodite, nor male, nor female.

            CHECKMATE!
            Peter, dude, we rule!

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            • G-Baby
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2007
              • 136

              #21
              Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              'nother contradiction. I thought you guys said to me once that wikipedia was unreliable and adaptable by everyone???
              So why do you use it?

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #22
                Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

                Speaking of poop.

                Here is a festival we are having on the outskirts of Freehold...

                The Blank Park Zoo is the only accredited zoo in the state of Iowa. The Blank Park Zoo is home to more than 800 furry, finned feathered exotic creatures.


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  I didn't mean that I don't believe in dung period.
                  So you do believe in a "dung period"? That's pretty weird. As far as I'm aware, not even "mainstream" evilutionists believe there was a period of human history when most human artifacts were manufactured out of dung. Still, there's about as much evidence for it as there is for the so-called "cretaceous" period, so I suppose that if you have to abandon the Truth of God's Holy Word and start making up wildly implausible false history, you might as well have fun with it.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • G-Baby
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 136

                    #24
                    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    So you do believe in a "dung period"? That's pretty weird. As far as I'm aware, not even "mainstream" evilutionists believe there was a period of human history when most human artifacts were manufactured out of dung. Still, there's about as much evidence for it as there is for the so-called "cretaceous" period, so I suppose that if you have to abandon the Truth of God's Holy Word and start making up wildly implausible false history, you might as well have fun with it.
                    Dear friend,

                    Stop pushing.
                    Me and my friend just"ve proven on page 2 on the bottom that the little fairytale of Noah is complete nonsense.

                    Greetzzz
                    Mezelf

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

                      Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
                      Dear friend,

                      Stop pushing.
                      Me and my friend just"ve proven on page 2 on the bottom that the little fairytale of Noah is complete nonsense.

                      Greetzzz
                      Mezelf
                      The only thing you and your fag lover have proven is that you are both God mockers and thus hellbound. We want to guide you onto the Path of Righteousness© but that is difficult when you insist on playing hide the pickle with every stranger you encounter.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232

                        #26
                        Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Dung Beetles bury things in the ground.
                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post



                        You explain then were else the little beetles buried the animal poo during those 40 days if you are such know-it-alls.


                        Not if there's NO ground,they don't.
                        Which really only leaves the sea....Noah,the first polluter.
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • moofy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2007
                          • 66

                          #27
                          Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

                          Only 2 possibilites here

                          1. Animal diapers

                          2. Butt plugs

                          THere would have been no possibilty of a "cr*pture" since that is just blasphemy!
                          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-04-2007, 06:24 AM. Reason: profanity

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                          • Virginia Day Templeton
                            Christ's Battle Axe
                             
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2827

                            #28
                            Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

                            Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
                            Well, there's a little problem with this Noah tomfooly:

                            How could ants and bees survive if Noah took only 2 of them?
                            We know that ants and bees can't survive without the colony and each other. We know that every ant or bee is an imortant "organ" of each colony. Why do you think that bees and ants are with so much?
                            That proves the Noah story false.
                            Take your collectivist claptrap elsewhere, Carla Marx. Every man on this Earth is perfectly capable of surviving on his own provided he's got a gun and a Bible (KJV1611) handy, and the same applies to bugs.
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

                              Originally posted by moofy View Post
                              Only 2 possibilites here

                              1. Animal diapers

                              2. Butt plugs

                              THere would have been no possibilty of a "cr*pture" since that is just blasphemy!

                              Only 2 possibilities here

                              1. Repent and accept Jesus

                              2. Spend eternity as satan's party ewe

                              Everything you have posted thus far is blasphemous. Are you proud of yourself, monkey worshiper?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Old Iron Crotch
                                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                • May 2007
                                • 3056

                                #30
                                Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Dung Beetles bury things in the ground.



                                You explain then were else the little beetles buried the animal poo during those 40 days if you are such know-it-alls.

                                You were the one who said that dung beetles buried it, not I. I don't believe that the story of the ark is physically possible.
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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