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  • Sista Lateefah
    Honorary White Woman.
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2007
    • 522

    #16
    Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

    Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
    Scientists can proof that by stomach contents and by investigation of teeth.
    Only True Christian™ Creation Scientists is trustworthy, and they doesn't spend they whole lives stickin' they hands in dinosaur poo like you is talkin' about. Them nasty sodomites be obsessed with anything that hafta do with the poop chutes, don't they?
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    "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

      Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
      Only True Christian™ Creation Scientists is trustworthy, and they doesn't spend they whole lives stickin' they hands in dinosaur poo like you is talkin' about. Them nasty sodomites be obsessed with anything that hafta do with the poop chutes, don't they?
      Bless your heart girl. In your nigroid innocence, you have hit on a truth. All monkey worshiping scientists are in fact homersexural perverts, and joos to boot. They cannot be trusted to do anything BUT wallow in animal poop.

      Whenever you ask Jesus why He made you a lowly nigress, you might also give thanks to Him for NOT making you one of those hateful demons. Even the likes of you have a better chance of making it to Heaven than a scientific pervert like the ones mentioned above. GLORY!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #18
        Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Their tail tallywackers were plenty long enough to reach arround.
        You seem to have given a little too much thought to this matter if you ask me.

        You can guess which answer I chose, dinos existed millions of years before humans.
        Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-12-2007, 12:42 AM.
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • WickedWitch
          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #19
          Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          I suppose you have a point there; after all, there are all those heterosexual vegetarians like... umm... anyone want to help out here?
          I happen to be a vegetarian and very heterosexual.
          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
          "Don't be silly" says the man who postulates dino-human rape. Oh, the irony.
          Lmao! As soon as the forum will let me, I'm giving you rep points for that!
          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          You seem to have given a little too much thought to this matter if you ask me. That's Booby-Joe for ya, Rachael.

          You can guess which answer I chose, dinos existed millions of years before humans.
          As did I.
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          • G-Baby
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2007
            • 136

            #20
            Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Thank you for mocking my religious beliefs.
            No thanks...

            They don't? Then why does my dog try to hop on the first leg he can find?
            Because he wants to be the leader, the dominant one. The creature who is dominant, can reproduce his genes with other females, only the strongest (= dominant) creature can do so, because the females choose which genes they'll reproduce. And they only want to reproduce the strong ones (Natural selection, you see. The pieces fit... )


            So they could kill the person after they raped him. That way the hapless human couldn't repent and die a homer. Remember this is all about Satan trying to damn as many souls as he can to hell.
            1) Dinosaurs and humies didn't live together
            2) There is no such thing as Satan (I like songs about him, but he doesn't excists )

            Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
            Only True Christian™ Creation Scientists is trustworthy, and they doesn't spend they whole lives stickin' they hands in dinosaur poo like you is talkin' about. Them nasty sodomites be obsessed with anything that hafta do with the poop chutes, don't they?
            LOL! I didn't said that I was sticking my hands in poo, there is no poo left anymore. That's over 230 - 65 million years ago remember. We do research on FOSSILES, not on poo.

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Dinosaurs and people co-existed and people didn't evolve. Don't be silly.
            Who's silly here...
            1) The bible didn't mention any dinosaurs as far as I know...
            --> Consequence: So why do you believe in those scientific explored creatures anyway if the bible declares there aren't any?
            2) People didn't co-exist with dinosaurs. Because if so, the human race would never be how it is now, because dinosaurs became extinct. You picture Adam like a human as it is now today. If Adam lived together with those dinosaurs, he would become extincted to. But we still are like Adam (I'm placing myself in your situation here.. ), so we didn't became extinct, so we didn't lived together with the dinosaurs.

            3) Another remarque: A and E never existed, so thats another problem with A and E living together with dino's.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #21
              Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

              Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
              1) Dinosaurs and humies didn't live together
              2) There is no such thing as Satan (I like songs about him, but he doesn't excists )
              Show me in The Bible.

              Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
              LOL! I didn't said that I was sticking my hands in poo, there is no poo left anymore. That's over 230 - 65 million years ago remember. We do research on FOSSILES, not on poo.


              Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
              Who's silly here...
              1) The bible didn't mention any dinosaurs as far as I know...
              --> Consequence: So why do you believe in those scientific explored creatures anyway if the bible declares there aren't any?
              2) People didn't co-exist with dinosaurs. Because if so, the human race would never be how it is now, because dinosaurs became extinct. You picture Adam like a human as it is now today. If Adam lived together with those dinosaurs, he would become extincted to. But we still are like Adam (I'm placing myself in your situation here.. ), so we didn't became extinct, so we didn't lived together with the dinosaurs.
              3) Another remarque: A and E never existed, so thats another problem with A and E living together with dino's.
              Behemoth or what the Darwinists call a brachiosauru; Job 40:15-24

              Leviathan or what you secularist label a kronosaurus; Job chapter 41, Psalm 104:25,26 and Isaiah 27:1

              Face it, the Bible is the most scientifically definitive document ever written and that is no surprise because it is written by God Himself.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • moofy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2007
                • 66

                #22
                Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe
                I think we need to clear the air here on this important science issue. Were do you think the evidence lies with pre-Flood dinosaurs?

                For my self I favor the Dinosaur were homers theory. It is the only explanation why Jesus downed them in the flood. While one can tell at glance velociraptor and T-Rexs were plant eaters it is clear to me with huge muscular bodies and savage claws they meant for one thing only; rape. What the foolish secular scientists have interpreted as tails are in fact huge tallywackers.

                Your opinions please brethren. Discuss.
                I thought you guys said that Noah brought the Dinosuars on the Ark with him

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                • Peter
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 279

                  #23
                  Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                  Face it, the Bible is the most scientifically definitive document ever written and that is no surprise because it is written by God Himself.
                  The bible is the most stupid book ever!
                  And Peter is the most stupid man ever!

                  Saying that god exists is as stupid as saying that crab people exist.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #24
                    Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

                    Originally posted by moofy View Post
                    I thought you guys said that Noah brought the Dinosuars on the Ark with him
                    The flood is why the dinosaurs went extinct.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites?

                      Originally posted by Peter View Post
                      The bible is the most stupid book ever!
                      And Peter is the most stupid man ever!

                      Saying that god exists is as stupid as saying that crab people exist.
                      Have you ever read this book that you claim is so stupid? Do you know that Jesus was tortured and temporarily killed for our sins? According to the Holy Bible, you are a fool.

                      Proverbs 18:1 Through desire a man, having separated himself, seeketh and intermeddleth with all wisdom.
                      18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.
                      18:3 When the wicked cometh, then cometh also contempt, and with ignominy reproach.
                      18:4 The words of a man's mouth are as deep waters, and the wellspring of wisdom as a flowing brook.
                      18:5 It is not good to accept the person of the wicked, to overthrow the righteous in judgment.
                      18:6 A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. 18:7 A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul.
                      18:8 The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were they sodomites?

                        Shout GLORY!!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Bible Student
                          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                          With Jesus now.
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 2474

                          #27
                          Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were they sodomites?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Shout GLORY!!
                          OK Pastor Zeke, you gone and done it. I'm going to have to say something about this long dead topic.

                          First of all, we know nothing about dinosaur sex. There is no evidence that the males had a penis, or at least none that has been found. Some researchers believe that dinosaurs are like birds, reptiles or amphibians. If so then they had cloacal organs which are used for copulation, urination and defecation, as anyone who raises chickens can tell you. Ergo dinos were homos.
                          YiJC, BS

                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          • Petal
                            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 991

                            #28
                            Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were they sodomites?

                            i not thinks lord Jesus woulds pat a dino real gentles on the head if the dino were a homo

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                            • Bible Student
                              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                              With Jesus now.
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 2474

                              #29
                              Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were they sodomites?

                              Originally posted by Petal View Post
                              i not thinks lord Jesus woulds pat a dino real gentles on the head if the dino were a homo

                              I was not aware of that. I need to get a better Bible with pictures.
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #30
                                Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were they sodomites?

                                Personally, I think our wonderful God smote dinosaurs because they were closely related to serpents. God has a long track record of smiting innocent people who are guilty of association, and I think this can also be applied to the animal kingdom.

                                Like in Deuteronomy, where the Israelites need to pass through some territory. So they ask the king if they can, and he refuses to let them (actually his mind was controlled by God, so he didn't even refuse them out of free will). So God gives the Israelites free reign to take all of the king's land and slaughter every living inhabitant, man, woman, and child.

                                Deuteronomy 2:25-34
                                26And I sent messengers out of the wilderness of Kedemoth unto Sihon king of Heshbon with words of peace, saying,

                                27Let me pass through thy land: I will go along by the high way, I will neither turn unto the right hand nor to the left.

                                28Thou shalt sell me meat for money, that I may eat; and give me water for money, that I may drink: only I will pass through on my feet;
                                29(As the children of Esau which dwell in Seir, and the Moabites which dwell in Ar, did unto me until I shall pass over Jordan into the land which the LORD our God giveth us.
                                30But Sihon king of Heshbon would not let us pass by him: for the LORD thy God hardened his spirit, and made his heart obstinate, that he might deliver him into thy hand, as appeareth this day.
                                31And the LORD said unto me, Behold, I have begun to give Sihon and his land before thee: begin to possess, that thou mayest inherit his land.
                                32Then Sihon came out against us, he and all his people, to fight at Jahaz.
                                33And the LORD our God delivered him before us; and we smote him, and his sons, and all his people.
                                34And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain:

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