[NotTooHappy]

Re: Here's a site with the answers to all of the questions...

What kind of Godhating site is that? This is a Christian forum!

Not god-hating at all. It's actually full of facts about evolution. You know about facts right, things that can be proven. Of course you do. All x-ians seem to be terrified of them.

Go ahead and follow the fairy tales, I'll live my life following the path of Truth.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Here's a site with the answers to all of the questions...

Go ahead and follow the fairy tales, I'll live my life following the path of Truth.

Aren't you smug and self righteous?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Here's a site with the answers to all of the questions...

Aren't you smug and self righteous?

Brother Levi, have you ever noticed how angry and unhappy the atheists are? They don't know the sheer joy of turning your life over to Jesus the way we do.

True Christians(tm) are the happiest folks on earth.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Here's a site with the answers to all of the questions...

Brother Levi, have you ever noticed how angry and unhappy the atheists are? They don't know the sheer joy of turning your life over to Jesus the way we do.

True Christians™ are the happiest folks on earth.

Amen, Pastor Zeke. They always seem to be shouting at us for something or other and calling us all sorts of rude nasty mean names.

Oh well, I take solace in the fact that I have the love and unending bliss of knowing I'm one of God's chosen elect and they will burn for all eternity.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Here's a site with the answers to all of the questions...

Brother Levi, have you ever noticed how angry and unhappy the atheists are? They don't know the sheer joy of turning your life over to Jesus the way we do.

True Christians™ are the happiest folks on earth.

To be honest, I would be a lot happier if I didn't have to deal with atheists and false Christians on a daily basis.

[Sparky]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

And? It was a big boat. The largest wooden ship ever built.
We have the Romans who talked about unicorns as well as The Bible. Is that good enough for your closed minded anti-Christian pro-Muslim bigotry???

The Romans also believed in Jupiter being the god of war, and a whole bunch of others- were they right about that too?
I'm not pro- Muslim or anti- Christian, I'm pro-anyone who uses their beliefs to make themselves a better person and help others. You lot oppress women and homosexuals and if a loved one is a victim of violent crime you only seem to care if it's going to affect your standing in the community.
Oh and at one point you said that atheists are unhappy- I wouldn't describe myself as an atheist but I know I'm VERY happy with my life*

*Unless I look at this forum, some of your viewpoints distress me

[Levi Jones]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

I know I'm VERY happy with my life*

Are you sure? You seem to be seeking something. Perhaps the love of God? Don't you want to go to Heaven with me?

*Unless I look at this forum, some of your viewpoints distress me

I'm sorry you find the 100% Truth of the Holy Word of God to be distressing. That's how we are around these parts.

[Sparky]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

Are you sure? You seem to be seeking something. Perhaps the love of God? Don't you want to go to Heaven with me?

Actually now you mention it- I am trying to work out what career I want to go into, so I suppose there is one thing I'm seeking

[handmaiden]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

I'm pro-anyone who uses their beliefs to make themselves a better person and help others.

*Unless I look at this forum, some of your viewpoints distress me

Sparky, I must ask--why aren't you "pro" LBC?

We use our beliefs to help others and we take considerable abuse for it.

I can honestly say that my experience with the Bible has made me a better person -- stronger, braver, more realistic -- I personally oppress no one. I may rebuke from time to time when I encounter some sorry soul who sips timidly from the great power that is God's Word.

Perhaps my harshness stems from my own past of self-righteous sampling from the Bible.

It took more courage than I knew I even had to look the scriptures in the eye-- so to speak - and know them for what they are.

Now, I know a freedom and light within that surpasses the dim 15 watt faith of my youth.

The Bible is not something that can be cut up and sewn together into a comfy quilt, Sparky. It does not make one comfortably well-loved by the world. Jesus certainly wasn't in His day. Sure, now everybody thinks that He's this great guy preaching love to everyone -- if they only realized how insulting to the truth that really is.

To those who say that they admire Jesus, I say :

Stop spitting in His face by redacting His words!

I must go now, and meditate with wonder upon all the words of the most widely read book in the world. Someone should be paying attention to it-- since you obviously are not.

Sincerely,

Handmaiden

[Sparky]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

Sparky, I must ask--why aren't you "pro" LBC?

We use our beliefs to help others and we take considerable abuse for it.

I can honestly say that my experience with the Bible has made me a better person -- stronger, braver, more realistic -- I personally oppress no one. I may rebuke from time to time when I encounter some sorry soul who sips timidly from the great power that is God's Word.

Perhaps my harshness stems from my own past of self-righteous sampling from the Bible.

It took more courage than I knew I even had to look the scriptures in the eye-- so to speak - and know them for what they are.

Now, I know a freedom and light within that surpasses the dim 15 watt faith of my youth.

The Bible is not something that can be cut up and sewn together into a comfy quilt, Sparky. It does not make one comfortably well-loved by the world. Jesus certainly wasn't in His day. Sure, now everybody thinks that He's this great guy preaching love to everyone -- if they only realized how insulting to the truth that really is.

To those who say that they admire Jesus, I say :

Stop spitting in His face by redacting His words!

I must go now, and meditate with wonder upon all the words of the most widely read book in the world. Someone should be paying attention to it-- since you obviously are not.

Sincerely,

Handmaiden

Simple- I haven't seen any evidence of people "helping" anyone else on this board, unless by "helping" you mean "making them think the same things as you". Gay people are frequently referred to in derogatory or abusive terms, none of you seems to have any sympathy for rape victims and it seems to be ok (not only ok but desirable) to oppress your wife and force her to live in a hut in the garden when she's on her period.
I disagree with that, so I've been referred to as a "bulldyke", a "harlot", a "feminazi bitch" and various other things (I'm none of those by the way).
I'm sorry that some of you suffer abuse for your beliefs, but have you considered that this might be lessened if you didn't abuse other groups of people (homosexuals for a start)? Surely if God doesn't gay people then they'll suffer enough in the afterlife without you making their earthly lives difficult as well?
Regards,
Sparky

[handmaiden]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

Simple- I haven't seen any evidence of people "helping" anyone else on this board, unless by "helping" you mean "making them think the same things as you". Gay people are frequently referred to in derogatory or abusive terms, none of you seems to have any sympathy for rape victims and it seems to be ok (not only ok but desirable) to oppress your wife and force her to live in a hut in the garden when she's on her period.

I'm sorry that some of you suffer abuse for your beliefs, but have you considered that this might be lessened if you didn't abuse other groups of people (homosexuals for a start)? Surely if God doesn't gay people then they'll suffer enough in the afterlife without you making their earthly lives difficult as well?
Regards,
Sparky

Oh, Sparky, Sparky, Sparky-- Do you know what it means to do a "close read" of a given piece of text? Do you not know how to deconstruct?

Allow me--

Am I, or anyone else on this board, really "making [people] think the same things as [us]"?

Sparky, most of the time we can't even get people to think, period! We certainly cannot "make" anybody do anything, even though we do make a determined effort to direct them to the words of the Bible.

Furthermore, Sparky, do you even know what it is that I think? I think not.

To address another point that you have made-- Gay people are referred to as "abominations" in the Bible -- any little modern derogatory terms are mild compared to God's own label.

Sympathy for rape victims-- again, we have done nothing but present God's own Word on this matter. Rape, as a word, does not appear in the KJV. God's dispensation on the issue of the "victims" is clear from the many verses that have been thoughtfully quoted for you. Nowhere in the Bible does it say, "Blessed are the rape victims, for they shall be treated with sympathy by God in heaven." Again, Sparky, just going with the Bible, here. (Which is the point of this entire site and the very point that you continue to miss.)

As to making Gays' earthly lives difficult -- well, if they stay away from these forums they shouldn't suffer at all-- not at our hands, anyway. Nobody is forcing them or you to read these words that seem so hurtful to you. Again, we are stating unapologetically what the Bible has to say on the subject of homosexuality. I think warning them of the hellfire that the Bible predicts for them is a pretty useful service. Or should we be providing them with sexual lubricants? Oh wait, this isn't a sex toy site! It's a site dedicated to proclaiming Bible prospectives.

Honestly, Sparky, if you can't take the heat, accept the real Jesus and spare yourself an eternity of charred skin.

Sincerely,

Handmaiden

[True Disciple]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

The Romans also believed in Jupiter being the god of war, and a whole bunch of others- were they right about that too?

No, of course they weren't. Jupiter, and all those other silly gods the Romans worshipped, were myths, created by man. We True Christians™ are realistic, civilized, intellectual people, and do not believe in myths and fairytales. We limit ourselves strictly to Biblical Truth™.

Surely if God doesn't gay people then they'll suffer enough in the afterlife without you making their earthly lives difficult as well?

If we make their lives on earth difficult, it is for good reason. You see, God doesn't want people to go to Hell:

2 Peter 3:9:
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

Therefore, God is very sad that all those fags put all their efforts in offending Him as much as they can by being fags. He doesn't want them to be fags! Therefore, we tell the fags of the Truth™ of the Bible, so that they may come to repentance, and accept Salvation™ and stop being gay. Several of our True Christian™ posters here are ex-gays, you know.

So you see, if a fag is offended by what we see, firstly it just means he is offended by God's Word, secondly we are trying to save his soul.

Sympathy for rape victims-- again, we have done nothing but present God's own Word on this matter. Rape, as a word, does not appear in the KJV. God's dispensation on the issue of the "victims" is clear from the many verses that have been thoughtfully quoted for you. Nowhere in the Bible does it say, "Blessed are the rape victims, for they shall be treated with sympathy by God in heaven." Again, Sparky, just going with the Bible, here. (Which is the point of this entire site and the very point that you continue to miss.)

You make many very good points, Sister, but this was the most important of them, as it is something that is often missed by unsaved heathens on these forums.

It is not that we some day all of a sudden decided: "hey, let's condemn the homosexual lifestyle," or "hey, let's force rapists to marry the women they had sex with." We don't believe this because we thought this up ourselves; we believe this because it is in God's Word.

There is no belief among the people of Landover that is not based on God's Word. We didn't write the Bible and come up with these Laws, God did. We only care to obey what God says.

[Sparky]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

No, of course they weren't. Jupiter, and all those other silly gods the Romans worshipped, were myths, created by man.

So just to clarify.... the Roman Gods were myths
= The Romans created myths
=The Romans talked about unicorns
= Unicorns therefore could be a myth
= There is no other evidence of unicorns
= Unicorns are probably a myth

[True Disciple]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

So just to clarify.... the Roman Gods were myths
= The Romans created myths
=The Romans talked about unicorns
= Unicorns therefore could be a myth
= There is no other evidence of unicorns
= Unicorns are probably a myth

This argumentation is wrong. Why? Because you leave out a very important fact. I will correct it for you. Your first steps were correct:

the Roman Gods were myths
= The Romans created myths
=The Romans talked about unicorns
= Unicorns therefore could be a myth

But then you mess up horribly. The fifth statement just isn't true. Your reasoning should have ended like this:

= The Holy Bible confirms the existence of unicorns (Job 39:10 and Isaiah 34:7, among others).
= The Bible is written by God, Who knows everything.
= Unicorns definitely do exist.

So that's again one problem solved.

[Sparky]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

This argumentation is wrong. Why? Because you leave out a very important fact. I will correct it for you. Your first steps were correct:

the Roman Gods were myths
= The Romans created myths
=The Romans talked about unicorns
= Unicorns therefore could be a myth

But then you mess up horribly. The fifth statement just isn't true. Your reasoning should have ended like this:

= The Holy Bible confirms the existence of unicorns (Job 39:10 and Isaiah 34:7, among others).
= The Bible is written by God, Who knows everything.
= Unicorns definitely do exist.

So that's again one problem solved.

Ok, but for the future- providing something as proof, like "Romans knew unicorns existed too!" and then admitting that actually the Romans made it up..... that's not proof.
Just to help you out there
Also, I wouldn't really consider it solved, but ok