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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    I have read it. It's an interesting anthology of fiction.
    If the Bible were fiction, then how do you explain your presence? Where does everything around you come from? How can you say things so patently absurd? Without God, there is nothing.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Peter
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2007
      • 279

      #32
      Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      Well quite obviously, God is far too important to bother with having to actually write down the words himself. I mean COME ON! He's probably the best Multi-tasker there will ever be. As well as being Omnipotent of course.
      It's quite obvious that he got those Guys to write it all down for him.
      After all, it is God's Word.
      If he can create everything, why wouldn't he just create a book in no time?

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #33
        Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        If the Bible were fiction, then how do you explain your presence? Where does everything around you come from? How can you say things so patently absurd? Without God, there is nothing.

        My presence is explained b my parents having had unprotected sex.

        My house came from trees and rocks.

        My food comes from seeds I planted in the ground in my backyard.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

          Originally posted by Peter View Post
          If he can create everything, why wouldn't he just create a book in no time?
          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
          My presence is explained b my parents having had unprotected sex.

          My house came from trees and rocks.

          My food comes from seeds I planted in the ground in my backyard.
          You 2 ignoramouses fancy yourselves smarter than God, but you don't know how wrong you are. The Holy Bible is clear to those who have been Saved by His Grace. God will not be mocked!

          Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Peter
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2007
            • 279

            #35
            Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You 2 ignoramouses fancy yourselves smarter than God, but you don't know how wrong you are. The Holy Bible is clear to those who have been Saved by His Grace. God will not be mocked!

            Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
            You are going off topic, is it because you can't answer my question that you go off topic?

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
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              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #36
              Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

              Originally posted by Peter View Post
              If he can create everything, why wouldn't he just create a book in no time?
              I've answered this before; for the same reason He faked the fossils, to fool God hating secularist like you into damning yourself because you evilly place evidence before faith.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • G-Baby
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2007
                • 136

                #37
                Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                I've answered this before; for the same reason He faked the fossils, to fool God hating secularist like you into damning yourself because you evilly place evidence before faith.
                DNA is stored in those fossils. So what you are saying here is that god also faked DNA. I thought you didn't believe in DNA.

                CODE RED!! CONTRADICTION!! CODE RED!!

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2026
                  • 15118

                  #38
                  Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                  Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
                  DNA is stored in those fossils. So what you are saying here is that god also faked DNA. I thought you didn't believe in DNA.

                  CODE RED!! CONTRADICTION!! CODE RED!!
                  It's not that we believe it doesn't exist, merely we don't agree with what the Scientists "Theorise" about it.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #39
                    Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                    Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
                    DNA is stored in those fossils. So what you are saying here is that god also faked DNA. I thought you didn't believe in DNA.

                    CODE RED!! CONTRADICTION!! CODE RED!!
                    No, there is no contradiction here friend. God is more than capable of faking something that doesn't exist.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #40
                      Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                      Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
                      DNA is stored in those fossils. So what you are saying here is that god also faked DNA. I thought you didn't believe in DNA.

                      CODE RED!! CONTRADICTION!! CODE RED!!

                      Even your so-called "scientists" disagree with you. Do you ever bother to even read the research, or do you ignore it just like you do the Bible (KJV1611)?

                      "MISBEHAVING FOSSILS" (George and Roberta Poinar. 1994.): http://www.grisda.org/origins/22081.htm

                      But, age estimates in the 17-225 million year range (see p 181 for 225 My) are theoretical. Whether correct or incorrect, they are based on presumptions which are beyond direct experimental validation. The detection of DNA in fossils with such age assignments can call the age assignments into question. They can also be interpreted as "proof" for DNA survival 10,000 times longer than can be expected on the basis of observations of DNA degradation over the historical time range. The scientific community is so adamantly committed to a uniform process development of the Phanerozoic portion of the geologic column over ~600 million years, that it is blind to the implication of residual amino acids and DNA. This evidence suggests the existence of life on planet Earth for only a relatively short span of time more closely in agreement with the chronological specifications in the Bible.
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                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #41
                        Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
                        That's true enough. I planted tomatoes, and I'm harvesting tomatoes. I planted melons, and I'm harvesting melons. I planted squash, and I'm harvesting squash. I planted beans, and I'm harvesting beans. I could go on, but I think you get the picture.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #42
                          Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          And I sit here with a copy of Cat's Cradle on my lap. It says "no damn cat, no damn cradle." What makes your storybook more true than mine?
                          Did Kurt Vonnegut rise from the dead three days after I successfully persuaded GOD to kill him? No? Then there you go.
                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          If he's omnipotent, then why did he need to bother with having mere mortals write it all down? Why not just make it magically appear the way he supposedly made the earth magically appear? Surely if he could make a whole planet poof into existence just by saying so, then making a book should be a piece of cake.
                          Yes, but then every Tom, Dick and Dances with Heresy would believe in Him, and He'd have to let the whole lot of you into Heaven. Deliberately making it difficult to believe in Him is His way of keeping the riff-raff out.
                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          My house came from trees and rocks.
                          Great, Star-Finder's cult has claimed another member.
                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          That's true enough. I planted tomatoes, and I'm harvesting tomatoes. I planted melons, and I'm harvesting melons. I planted squash, and I'm harvesting squash. I planted beans, and I'm harvesting beans. I could go on, but I think you get the picture.
                          Yes. You are planting wanton sinfulness, and you will reap eternal torment.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #43
                            Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Did Kurt Vonnegut rise from the dead three days after I successfully persuaded GOD to kill him? No? Then there you go.
                            So you're taking credit for Vonnegut's death? You must have an ego to rival Pat Robertson's.
                            And there is no proof that your Jesus rose after three days - only a story in a book.

                            Yes, but then every Tom, Dick and Dances with Heresy would believe in Him, and He'd have to let the whole lot of you into Heaven. Deliberately making it difficult to believe in Him is His way of keeping the riff-raff out.

                            So your God is irrational, and yet I'm expected to put him in charge of my life? Not gonna happen.

                            Great, Star-Finder's cult has claimed another member.

                            The wooden parts of my house were once trees. The bricks, mortar and concrete parts were once stones.

                            Yes. You are planting wanton sinfulness, and you will reap eternal torment.
                            Nah - just vegetables.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #44
                              Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                              So you're taking credit for Vonnegut's death? You must have an ego to rival Pat Robertson's.
                              And there is no proof that your Jesus rose after three days - only a story in a book.
                              Four books Dances with Jizz. The Synoptic gospels are four different books collected together. That puts two books up on Alexander the Great, another historical figure consider by groups of people as a god. Does this mean Alexander the Great is also made up?

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • Old Iron Crotch
                                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                • May 2007
                                • 3056

                                #45
                                Re: Another nail in the Darwinist coffin

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Four books Dances with Jizz. The Synoptic gospels are four different books collected together. That puts two books up on Alexander the Great, another historical figure consider by groups of people as a god. Does this mean Alexander the Great is also made up?

                                I didn't say that Jesus was made up, I said that I believed some of the stories about him were.
                                Alexander the Great, while a real person, also had stories made up about him, including, interestingly enough, that he was the son of God.
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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