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  • Andrew Shaw
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 226

    #16
    Re: Bellybuttons

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Sister Thumper is quite correct.
    Human Women have very little in the way of Brain matter and God most probably gave us no Soul.
    Having a Cooter is not what It's cracked up to be.

    It's something we live with.
    Praise Jesus
    Acctually..on a census it shows most women have higher paying and more respectable jobs and education than most men. Haveing a vagina, or 'cooter' as you say has nothing to do with your brain really. I think the women on LBC.net are under appriciated and you should all stop treating yourselfs like trash.
    Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Bellybuttons

      Originally posted by Joo View Post
      Doesn't it like...suck, to live thinking you're a piece of trash? Note that I don't think that at all, but you obviously do.
      Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
      Acctually..on a census it shows most women have higher paying and more respectable jobs and education than most men. Haveing a vagina, or 'cooter' as you say has nothing to do with your brain really. I think the women on LBC.net are under appriciated and you should all stop treating yourselfs like trash.
      The women here know their place. They are perfectly happy to live a life according to the Holy Bible.

      Just ask them.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #18
        Re: Bellybuttons

        Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
        Speak for yourself. I have lots of brains. *is a 4.3 student*
        Really? I only have one. So do you decapitate round-eye students and scoop their brains out because your false gook idol tells you to, or just because it's trendy?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Miss Hikari
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2007
          • 372

          #19
          Re: Bellybuttons

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Really? I only have one. So do you decapitate round-eye students and scoop their brains out because your false gook idol tells you to, or just because it's trendy?
          I mean it figuratively, moron. It's an expression, that I used to indicate, that unlike Landover women, I'm smart and have self respect.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #20
            Re: Bellybuttons

            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
            I mean it figuratively, moron. It's an expression, that I used to indicate, that unlike Landover women, I'm smart and have self respect.
            Really? Is it smart to disobey God and spit in the face of Jesus? If women have souls, then I am destined for Heaven and you are destined for Hell unless you make some radical changes to your thinking and your life. So who's the smart one now?

            Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

            I live in concordance with God's plan for womankind instead of trying to emulate men by wearing their clothes and taking their jobs. So who has the self-respect now?

            I feel sorry for you, I really do. The feminazis have brainwashed you well. So well, I don't think you will ever be able to overcome it.
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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            • Miss Hikari
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2007
              • 372

              #21
              Re: Bellybuttons

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              Really? Is it smart to disobey God and spit in the face of Jesus? If women have souls, then I am destined for Heaven and you are destined for Hell unless you make some radical changes to your thinking and your life. So who's the smart one now?

              [Blah, blah bible blah crap]
              I live in concordance with God's plan for womankind instead of trying to emulate men by wearing their clothes and taking their jobs. So who has the self-respect now?

              I feel sorry for you, I really do. The feminazis have brainwashed you well. So well, I don't think you will ever be able to overcome it.
              I have plenty of self respect. I respect myself because I treat myself like a human being, not a piece of trash cause some ancient book tells me to. I plan on doing other things with my life besides being a maid and popping out babies. If I go to hell for that, so be it. I don't care. I'd rather go to hell, because I did what I wanted, than go to heaven because I was a doormat.

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              • Kazoo
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 204

                #22
                Re: Bellybuttons

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                Really? Is it smart to disobey God and spit in the face of Jesus? If women have souls, then I am destined for Heaven and you are destined for Hell unless you make some radical changes to your thinking and your life. So who's the smart one now?
                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

                -insert quotations here-

                I live in concordance with God's plan for womankind instead of trying to emulate men by wearing their clothes and taking their jobs. So who has the self-respect now?

                I feel sorry for you, I really do. The feminazis have brainwashed you well. So well, I don't think you will ever be able to overcome it.
                WARNING: This post is plagarised from somewhere else. Do NOT mistake it for the poster's own work.

                WARNING: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.

                CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

                EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder, and genocide.

                That aside, many jobs that exist today were assigned gender roles back in the 50s and earlier by social standards and thus are not truthfully a "man's" job. WHen you think about it, the only job that belongs to men is... erm... the male half of reproduction.
                Last edited by Brother Temperance; 06-22-2007, 07:28 PM. Reason: Fixed disclaimer

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #23
                  Re: Bellybuttons

                  Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                  I have plenty of self respect. I respect myself because I treat myself like a human being, not a piece of trash cause some ancient book tells me to. I plan on doing other things with my life besides being a maid and popping out babies. If I go to hell for that, so be it. I don't care. I'd rather go to hell, because I did what I wanted, than go to heaven because I was a doormat.


                  Preach it, sister!
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Andrew Shaw
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 226

                    #24
                    Re: Bellybuttons

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The women here know their place. They are perfectly happy to live a life according to the Holy Bible.

                    Just ask them.

                    Kudos, that makes sense..I'm just saddend by it because i beleive in equality..i guess thats another thing that makes me unsaved trash:\ ah well.
                    Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                    • Jew
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 26

                      #25
                      Re: Bellybuttons

                      Two people should not be valued in society differently because of the reproductive organs they poses. To say a woman can not perform well at a job or career because she is a women is down right disrespectful and ignorant. It is especially surprising to me that some women accept this and live life agreeing with this principal. It is women like that, that allow such ridiculous ways of life to continue. Also men that like to try and act superior because they have a penis dont help the matter. Most often these men are actually very unintelligent and only make women lower to them so they themselves can be satisfied. Even though they are as dumb as a stump!

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                      • Actor Incumbant Potato
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 16

                        #26
                        Re: Bellybuttons

                        Originally posted by Jew View Post
                        Two people should not be valued in society differently because of the reproductive organs they poses.
                        You sound like a truly ignorant Sheila. Let me, although without a doubt unsuccesfull, try to help you out: READ THE BIBLE!

                        " For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man "
                        Cor 11 I think, maybe 12.
                        Amicus est tamquam alter idem

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #27
                          Re: Bellybuttons

                          Originally posted by Jew View Post
                          Two people should not be valued in society differently because of the reproductive organs they poses. To say a woman can not perform well at a job or career because she is a women is down right disrespectful and ignorant. It is especially surprising to me that some women accept this and live life agreeing with this principal. It is women like that, that allow such ridiculous ways of life to continue. Also men that like to try and act superior because they have a penis dont help the matter. Most often these men are actually very unintelligent and only make women lower to them so they themselves can be satisfied. Even though they are as dumb as a stump!

                          Women are dangerous to society and should be treated as such. Women naturally crave security so they will instinctively seek our a dictatorship. Both Hitler and Mussolini were voted into power by women.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Jew
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 26

                            #28
                            Re: Bellybuttons

                            Who votes a DICTATOR into power besides themselves?

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #29
                              Re: Bellybuttons

                              Originally posted by Jew View Post
                              Who votes a DICTATOR into power besides themselves?
                              Hitler was voted into power. Look it up.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • Actor Incumbant Potato
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 16

                                #30
                                Re: Bellybuttons

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Hitler was voted into power. Look it up.
                                Mussolini dito.
                                Stalin dito.
                                Amicus est tamquam alter idem

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