[Meek and Humble]

Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

and scientifical is not a word. it would be scientific so therefore this forum is about the insanity of gathering evidence about the observable world and finding theories to explain what is already there, unlike creation science that has a story and finds things to make them fit with their preconceived notions. creation science is not science.

You just spelled "torture" as "tourcher."

'Nuff said.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

and scientifical is not a word. it would be scientific so therefore this forum is about the insanity of gathering evidence about the observable world and finding theories to explain what is already there, unlike creation science that has a story and finds things to make them fit with their preconceived notions. creation science is not science.

Friend,

Lets be honest, when scientifical is just a false religion created by people who hate Jesus and the truth. Anyone who claims that bananas turn into people us utterly insane.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

and scientifical is not a word. it would be scientific so therefore this forum is about the insanity of gathering evidence about the observable world and finding theories to explain what is already there, unlike creation science that has a story and finds things to make them fit with their preconceived notions. creation science is not science.

...Says the God mocker who can't spell "squirrel" and doesn't know what his "shift" key is for...

If you can't show enough respect for Jesus to post using proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation on His favorite forum, then we'll have to ask you to leave.

[pmsquirel]

Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

and scientifical is not a word. it would be scientific so therefore this forum is about the insanity of gathering evidence about the observable world and finding theories to explain what is already there, unlike creation science that has a story and finds things to make them fit with their preconceived notions. creation science is not science.

[pmsquirel]

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Brother Temperance,
your ending quote is by samuel clemens (aka. Mark Twain) from his short story "War Prayer" in context and even out of context it refutes how the southern church would pray for victory and shows how contradictory it is to ask of "Him who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faitherful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts" to ruthlessly slaughter and tourcher their soldiers, their widows, and thier orphans. If you see this prayer as what god would want, you must follow the old testement closer than the majority of modern day christians do, and that scares me.

[Brother Temperance]

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our Anglo-catholic medieval-style liturgies have all the meaning and beauty you will ever need, in accordance with scripture and doctrine, for your eternal salvation!

In accordance with Anglo-Catlick doctrine, maybe, but in accordance with scripture? When have you worthless helldogs ever done anything in accordance with scripture?

[Sister Noddy]

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Outward beauty is a thing that only pornography stars and homosexuals aspire to. True Christians™ know that inner beauty is what God truly seeks. So your churches may be beautiful, but I bet Hell's wallpaper will be beautiful too. But by then you'll be too busy worrying about which orifice Satan is violating that you'll be too busy to notice ...

... groan! ... I don't mean the church building or cathedral itself, although the architecture is usually stunning ... I mean the worship service! ... our Anglo-catholic medieval-style liturgies have all the meaning and beauty you will ever need, in accordance with scripture and doctrine, for your eternal salvation! ... try it, you'll like it!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Oh for heaven's sake! Have you ever been inside an Episcopal church? The liturgy is sooooooo beautiful, so inspiring, so holy! Don't knock it till you've tried it!

Outward beauty is a thing that only pornography stars and homosexuals aspire to. True Christians(tm) know that inner beauty is what God truly seeks. So your churches may be beautiful, but I bet Hell's wallpaper will be beautiful too. But by then you'll be too busy worrying about which orifice Satan is violating that you'll be too busy to notice...

[Brother Temperance]

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Oh for heaven's sake! Have you ever been inside an Episcopal church? The liturgy is sooooooo beautiful, so inspiring, so holy! Don't knock it till you've tried it!

That's what the Jews say about heroin.

[Sister Noddy]

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Amen Brother Temperance.

You know when I think about it, there is nothing like that upper class High Church Episcopalian music to put one to sleep - especially with all that Latin mumbo-jumbo in it. I think it is designed to put the congregation into a trance like state to make it easier for their clergy to insert demons in their rectums. If they were really True Christians™ they would be out rebuking to make the world a better place, and witnessing to bring the unsaved to Jesus.

Oh for heaven's sake! Have you ever been inside an Episcopal church? The liturgy is sooooooo beautiful, so inspiring, so holy! Don't knock it till you've tried it!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Another good reason to hate seculiar rock music: I can never hear the good old "Sweet By and By" without thinking of the perversions inflicted upon it by that Church-burning Swedish commie punk rocker Joe Hill and his godless death metal cover. "Long-haired preachers" indeed!

Amen Brother Temperance.

You know when I think about it, there is nothing like that upper class High Church Episcopalian music to put one to sleep - especially with all that Latin mumbo-jumbo in it. I think it is designed to put the congregation into a trance like state to make it easier for their clergy to insert demons in their rectums. If they were really True Christians™ they would be out rebuking to make the world a better place, and witnessing to bring the unsaved to Jesus.

[Brother Temperance]

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There is nothing like some good Baptist songs like John Philip Sousa's "Sweet By and By", or a rousing "Onward Christian Soldiers", to celebrate Jesus.

Another good reason to hate seculiar rock music: I can never hear the good old "Sweet By and By" without thinking of the perversions inflicted upon it by that Church-burning Swedish commie punk rocker Joe Hill and his godless death metal cover. "Long-haired preachers" indeed!

[Sister Noddy]

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With all your Canticles, Magnificats (Mary worshiping music), Nunc Dimittis, Venites, Te Deums, Jubilated Degos, and Freces, you might as well be kissing the popes ring and some dead English King (Henry VIII) as well.

There is nothing like some good Baptist songs like John Philip Sousa's "Sweet By and By", or a rousing "Onward Christian Soldiers", to celebrate Jesus.

Hmmm, actually you've got that pretty much the way we have it, Brother William JB, we have the canticles and magnificats and te deums.

But we sing some normal modern hymns too, in fact I think we've got that "Onward Christian Soldiers" in our hymnal.

By the way, we have some Baptists in our congregation, you might be interested to know we have a married couple who are Episcopalian and Baptist, and there is a nice Baptist Church across the street on the corner.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Yeah yeah Brother T, I saw your previous post ...

Well I am baaaack from church you guys ... the magnificent procession, the pomp and ceremony, the Holy Eucharist ... because we worship God the Father Almighty with sacred music, sacred story, and the sacraments ...
......

With all your Canticles, Magnificats (Mary worshiping music), Nunc Dimittis, Venites, Te Deums, Jubilated Degos, and Freces, you might as well be kissing the popes ring and some dead English King (Henry VIII) as well.

There is nothing like some good Baptist songs like John Philip Sousa's "Sweet By and By", or a rousing "Onward Christian Soldiers", to celebrate Jesus.

[Talitha]

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I appreciate Brother Joshua's refined manners, I like people who are polite and intelligent. A person's race doesn't even enter into it for me. I meant my compliment to him sincerely. My post was as clear as I could write it, Brother T, yet you want to twist my words to mean something else. Why do you do that?

... seriously concerned, noddy

SEE!!! You're at it again!! Making accusations about our good Pastor when all he is doing is protecting Brother Joshua from your Racist rantings .
Jesus weeps.