[Brother Temperance]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Umm... what? Please make at least a small effort to read--and comprehend--my posts before making unwarranted assumptions. If you read back a little bit, you'll see that some of your fellow Landoverites have approached these discussions very maturely, and have received the same respect in return.

I'll make the effort to read and comprehend your posts when you make the effort to turn your heart and soul over to Christ and become a fundamentalist Christian. As long as you continue to spit in Our Lord's eye, I see no reason why I should give your blasphemy any "respect".

Also, *fetuses.

There is no room for racism here at Landover, my Nazi friend. Don't think I can't see what you're trying to do here.

I have no intention of destroying any fetuses.

Only because you define them as monkeybabies before you kill them!

Sounds reasonable. I've never seen a llama in real life, therefore they must not exist either. Also, I was driving over the speed limit today, but didn't get a speeding ticket. Speeding laws--and the police officers who enforce them--must not exist, otherwise I would have gotten a ticket and maybe even imprisoned. I like your logic; I think I'll start applying it to my daily life to make things easier for me as well.

Well, just as long as you accept that God exists, because we see evidence of His Love every day.

How many arms would this mystical three-legged creature have?

GOD would rip its arms off as punishment for trying to prove evolution, so none.

What you just said makes no sense whatsoever, even from an evolutionary standpoint. I can see you have well-grounded intentions with whatever you are doing here, but please understand how frustrating it is when you make a direct quote, then refute it by talking about something completely different.

Trust me, I do appreciate it. The number of times I've made a direct quote from the Bible, and then someone's tried to refute it by talking about something completely different like "logic" or "evidence"...

Doesn't sound fair. You're asking me to PRAY to SCIENCE. That's obviously impossible.

And I know for a fact that it's possible to pray to God, so it looks like you lose again!

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I'll make the effort to read and comprehend your posts when you make the effort to turn your heart and soul over to Christ and become a fundamentalist Christian. As long as you continue to spit in Our Lord's eye, I see no reason why I should give your blasphemy any "respect".

Then stop arguing about things you refuse to understand.

Please dont argue this. To many ulcers over nothign. These people love God with all of their heart and soul. The website is a divine revelation. It says so in their members love of the Bible.

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Scroll to the bottom... its the truth.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net

[Meek and Humble]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Scroll to the bottom... its the truth.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net

What on earth are you blabbering on about silly boy?

[Levi Jones]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Then stop arguing about things you refuse to understand.

Please dont argue this. To many ulcers over nothign. These people love God with all of their heart and soul. The website is a divine revelation. It says so in their members love of the Bible.

Truer words have never been spoken by unsaved trash! Would you like to accept Jesus into your heart as your personal savior?

[michele]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Humans no longer have a prominent tail because of evolution. We no longer have a need for it as we no longer have to climb trees or rocks and various other activities so it has been faded out over the millennia. Birds and kangaroos have tails because they actively use them for balance and flight.

Monkeys are still around because we evolved from a different strain of them and they stayed the same because of their environment. We will have moved to (primitive) towns and villages. Monkeys stayed in the trees.

Someone also put “The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.

Whenever I raise this argument with evil-utionists, they just shake their heads and walk away. If they had an answer, they'd have told me what it is by now.”

You know why they shake their heads and walk away? Because you sound like an imbecile.

God created us out of nothing so surely according to your logic if god made us “pop” out of nothing then why isn’t that still happening? Why isn’t god sat in the sky popping out people?

Humans didn’t pop out of nothing. The chemicals and minerals and elements we know today were created in the big bang. And from that after billions of years humans have evolved.

Also “I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!”

Well if I apply your logic to a different statement. According to the bible I came from god. I cant see god now. I cant feel god now. That’s 100% proof god doesn’t exist!

AND “If humans have evolved from monkeys, why don't monkeys speak American?”

That’s like saying why doesn’t a fish speak monkey?

Also “Pastor Issac could not have been clearer: there was nothing, it exploded, and human beings popped out of the nothing that exploded.

And that, my dear, is the lunacy of the Big Bang theory.”

Well the bible says that a supreme being created us and now he is nowhere to be seen. Lunacy? I think so.


And also “Humans have 5 toes and I'm sure you are going to make the argument that they are smaller than other primates because they are not being "used" as much. So now we humans are all wearing shoes so before long we probably won't need any toes at all. How are our toes going to figure all this out and pass along DNA to our children so that their toes will be smaller?”

People have not lost their toes because we still actively use them. They are used for balance while walking which is why we still have them. Just because we wear shoes doesn’t mean they are not used.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Borderline psychotic fantasies cut

TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ!

I think we can summarize that drivel simply by saying, "I hate God and think I'm better than Him."

I don't understand your evolutionists, your religion makes no sense at all!

[James Hutchins]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ!

I think we can summarize that drivel simply by saying, "I hate God and think I'm better than Him."

I don't understand your evolutionists, your religion makes no sense at all!

Hear hear, H B! Miss michele really is quite the God hater. There seems to be a rash of these around these days. It must have something to do with March 4th, 2010 at 6:10 AM. Looks like the prophecies as discovered during the white paper creation of Project Habakkuk are being fulfilled.

[Aristotle]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Monkeys are still around because we evolved from a different strain of them and they stayed the same because of their environment. We will have moved to (primitive) towns and villages. Monkeys stayed in the trees.

Well, Negroes stayed in the jungle till the White Man set up colonies and built cities for them. Why don't they still have tails?

According to the bible I came from god. I cant see god now. I cant feel god now. That’s 100% proof god doesn’t exist

You would 'feel' the Holy Spirit if you accepted JESUS as your Lord and Savior. Its not too late to get saved before Project Habbakuk starts.

[michele]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

if your not guna read it dont make a post

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

if your not guna read it dont make a post

Perhaps your priority should be to learn how to write things people can actually understand.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

if your not guna read it dont make a post

If you're not going to read the Bible, don't make a post.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

You know why they shake their heads and walk away? Because you sound like an imbecile.

Dear friend:

If you wish to argue with us, please use Scripture, not anti-Christian hate speech. Thank you.

God created us out of nothing so surely according to your logic if god made us “pop” out of nothing then why isn’t that still happening? Why isn’t god sat in the sky popping out people?

Because He finished His creation:

Genesis 2:1: Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

if your not guna read it dont make a post

I'm a busy man, little girl. I don't have time to read your drug-induced hallucinations. I only have time to read sound, logical, scientifically-proven and accurate books - the Bible.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Humans no longer have a prominent tail because of evolution. We no longer have a need for it as we no longer have to climb trees or rocks and various other activities so it has been faded out over the millennia. Birds and kangaroos have tails because they actively use them for balance and flight.

Monkeys are still around because we evolved from a different strain of them and they stayed the same because of their environment. We will have moved to (primitive) towns and villages. Monkeys stayed in the trees.

Someone also put “The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.

Whenever I raise this argument with evil-utionists, they just shake their heads and walk away. If they had an answer, they'd have told me what it is by now.”

You know why they shake their heads and walk away? Because you sound like an imbecile.

Friend, the fact that we sound like imbeciles is proof that we are True Christians and God loves us.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.


1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

Do you see? We have become fools, so that we may be wise. That's how God likes it. You can't argue with that kind of logic. And let's not forget:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

1 John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

Praise!