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  • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

    Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
    right...take KCN and see what happens
    Every Sunday, after the snake-handling

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    • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      Every Sunday, after the snake-handling
      in all seriousness, potassium cyanide will kill you in a small dose in approximately 45 minutes whether you are christian or not. modern medicine can prevent you from dying, not the power of christ.

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      • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

        Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
        in all seriousness, potassium cyanide will kill you in a small dose in approximately 45 minutes whether you are christian or not. modern medicine can prevent you from dying, not the power of christ.
        Oh ye of little faith. God can do anything.
        Drama queen

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        • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

          then by all means follow jim jones. you would prove the survival of the fittest observation.

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          • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

            Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
            then by all means follow jim jones. you would prove the survival of the fittest observation.
            Jim Jones was a cultist whose believers thought he was Jesus. That's not Christianity.

            As for drinking poison to prove a point:
            Luke 4:12 And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
            Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
            Matthew 4:7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

            So I'm protected if I accidentally drink poison, I'm not protected if I say "oh yeah, well God, prove it!"
            These people seem to do okay, although I am suspicious of Pentecostals.



            I have handled snakes though, somebody had to get that rattler out of the yard before it hurt one of the dogs or the boys.
            Drama queen

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            • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Jim Jones was a cultist whose believers thought he was Jesus. That's not Christianity.


              As for drinking poison to prove a point:
              Luke 4:12 And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
              Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
              Matthew 4:7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

              if you wanted those scriptures to prove a point you can drink poison, i see no correlation. and by all means, take heavy dose of arsenic. please prove me wrong that you will not die.

              I have handled snakes though, somebody had to get that rattler out of the yard before it hurt one of the dogs or the boys.
              so have other people who are a different religion or no religion. you arent special.
              you cant

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              • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                No those quotes were meant to point out that I am not to tempt God by purposely drinking poison to prove a point.

                I noticed that you completely ignored the Pentecostals I linked to.
                Drama queen

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                • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                  oh no i saw it alright. strychnine is a toxin yes, however, the pentecostals do not take the lethal dose to kill them. they take swigs of the stuff with a very low molarity (concentration). hell they even said one died. and ok, if you want to take those verses literally and not drink poison to prove a point fine by me; however, if an accident happens which they always do, and you are tampering with ammonia or carbon monoxide, you will die. end of story

                  also, many different religions handle snakes. some with fatalities just like the pentecostals. they all are no different

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                  • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                    So anyways I don't know if we're still on the topic about tails with regards to evolution

                    Studies have shown that our proportionately large gluteous muscles are an analog to the purpose that tails serve for simians. For simians, their tail is a balancing mechanism that allows them to keep themselves upright when they are walking or are travelling through the tree limbs.

                    For humans, our gluteous muscles work in conjunction with our dorsal muscles to keep us erect.

                    You can look at a chimpanzee or a bonobo and see that their rear ends are just not as muscular as man's is.

                    As an aside - the same studies say that our super strong glutes are the reason why we are capable of such long endurance running

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                    • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                      Originally posted by Alpine View Post
                      You can look at a chimpanzee or a bonobo and see that their rear ends are just not as muscular as man's is.
                      You have presented further proof that humans did NOT evolve from monkeys; the proof being in our backsides, so to speak. Glory!
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                      • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        Oh puh-lease!

                        If you would have said primates, you would have known "101" about your false religion. Apparently, you don't.

                        We also (again, apparently, according to your so called "science") share quite a few genes with pigs. Does that mean we can constantly walk around (and worse ) in our own poo?

                        Get a grip.
                        If you want to go back far enough, we share some genes with cockroaches. just because you share some genes dosent mean your at all related. if you have 98% of the same genes however thats a different story.

                        on another note, pigs are actually very cleanly. theyre dirty reputation comes from their habit of taking theraputic mud baths to cool off.

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                        • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                          Originally posted by JelloBiafra4Pres. View Post
                          If you want to go back far enough, we share some genes with cockroaches. just because you share some genes dosent mean your at all related. if you have 98% of the same genes however thats a different story.

                          on another note, pigs are actually very cleanly. theyre dirty reputation comes from their habit of taking theraputic mud baths to cool off.
                          I always love hearing this from people who have never lived with pigs. You'd think pigs lived like this

                          Drama queen

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                          • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            I always love hearing this from people who have never lived with pigs. You'd think pigs lived like this

                            apparently whoever drew that thought so.

                            hows it any different from a person bathing in mud?
                            and yes actually for a brief time i did live with some pigs and other than the mud sloshing they were relatively clean. they didnt go anywhere near their fecal matter

                            but then again in the long run, why does this matter?

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                            • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                              Originally posted by JelloBiafra4Pres. View Post
                              apparently whoever drew that thought so.

                              hows it any different from a person bathing in mud?
                              and yes actually for a brief time i did live with some pigs and other than the mud sloshing they were relatively clean. they didnt go anywhere near their fecal matter

                              but then again in the long run, why does this matter?
                              Most people who raise pigs keep them out of their homes, why would you live with them? You are a strange person.

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                              • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                                Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
                                why does this matter?
                                All this matters because you are wasting your life on nonsense instead on spending it on being saved by Jesus Christ!
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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