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  • chasevan
    Unsaved trash, uppity lieberal teenager
    • Feb 2010
    • 25

    #16
    Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

    Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
    Big lizards, little lizard ,terrible lizards, Barney lizards ... the practicral differences in this contexts is irrelevant.

    Their here, no fear, get used to it.
    (I borrowed that quote from the fags)
    your ridiculous. why are you even fighting us on this? you have nothing. you have no right to call them 'fags', its disrespectful. you people astound me with your arrogance and stupidity.

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    • jmlove
      Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
      • Feb 2010
      • 22

      #17
      Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

      Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
      Big lizards, little lizard ,terrible lizards, Barney lizards ... the practicral differences in this contexts is irrelevant.

      Their here, no fear, get used to it.
      (I borrowed that quote from the fags)
      Are you embarassed yet?
      I brought up a legitamate question and you don't even have a half assed answer for me.
      Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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      • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 160

        #18
        Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

        Are you two tarded', or just 2 parts of an ass?
        Butt cheek right side jmlove, butt cheek left side chasevan.

        Do you know how to SEARCH this forum for your answers?
        You sure haven't searched your Bible, have ya:
        "WHERE DID THE DINOSAURS COME FROM?"

        OPEN THE BIBLE (KJV 1611) TO GENESIS 1: 20-25
        READ IT ... DUH ...
        20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
        22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
        23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
        24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
        25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
        So you is the ones embarrassed now , huh?

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        • jmlove
          Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
          • Feb 2010
          • 22

          #19
          Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

          Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
          Are you two tarded', or just 2 parts of an ass?
          Butt cheek right side jmlove, butt cheek left side chasevan.

          Do you know how to SEARCH this forum for your answers?
          You sure haven't searched your Bible, have ya:
          "WHERE DID THE DINOSAURS COME FROM?"

          OPEN THE BIBLE (KJV 1611) TO GENESIS 1: 20-25
          READ IT ... DUH ...
          20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
          22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
          23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
          24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
          25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
          So you is the ones embarrassed now , huh?
          Those passages explain how he created beings after humans, how he populated the earth.
          In no way does it tell me where this magic creatures from before the time of god came about..
          so I'm sure not the one embarassed.
          Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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          • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 160

            #20
            Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

            Originally posted by jmlove View Post
            Those passages explain how he created beings after humans, how he populated the earth.
            In no way does it tell me where this magic creatures from before the time of god came about..
            so I'm sure not the one embarassed.
            Final lesson from me to you two twits.
            SEE THIS:
            Genesis 1:
            26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

            You may also want to learn how to count numbers.
            #1 thru #25 comes BEFORE #26 & #27.
            So God imaged man after dinosaurs.

            Are you two on Ritalin, you got the A.D.D. ?

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #21
              Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

              Dinosaurs are mentioned numerous times in the KJV Bible. Now, the word "dinosaur" wasn't coined until the 19th century and the KJV was written in the 17th century, so what word did they use then?

              Dragons.

              In fact the word "dragon" appears 21 times just in the Old Testament alone! Then there is of course the famous references to dragons in the book of Revelation. So you can hardly claim that the Bible ignores dinosaurs.

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #22
                Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                Originally posted by chasevan View Post
                that is a lizard..and if you do not believe in evolution..than this should be irrelevant.
                From Merriam-Webster.com...

                Main Entry: di·no·saur
                Etymology: New Latin Dinosaurus, genus name, from Greek deinos terrifying + sauros lizard
                Date: 1841

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                • TheAnswer
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 6

                  #23
                  Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                  I am going to write a book that tells people how to worship me, live and believe in the most ridiculous things. Then in 10,000 years people will believe in it. Oh wait.

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                  • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 160

                    #24
                    Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                    Originally posted by TheAnswer View Post
                    I am going to write a book that tells people how to worship me, live and believe in the most ridiculous things. Then in 10,000 years people will believe in it. Oh wait.
                    You must be Obama (or Al Gore). And if you is, you didn't have to wait 10,000 years.
                    ---------------------------------------------------------------------

                    Anyways, Rev. Brother Osborne:
                    I marvel at your un-tiring attempts to reasonate with the ignorant scientologist who come here spouting off their evilution time-line jingo.
                    You take such pains to shine the Holy light on their mental cockroach way of thinking, and thus make them scurry under the kitchen cabinets of His divine Word.

                    The sciencie folks always seem to deny the obvious, just cause they want to appear smarts. Sister Verna thinks it is cause they wasted so much time going to too many boring classes, and then having to read and regurgitate book learning ... well, now they need a vent fer their frustrations. It is their joy to persecute us religious folk with their techno-evo-babble cause nobody else will even try and edukate them in the True Path to Heavens.

                    It is sad that they don't' even see the Gubermint suppression of dinosaur factology. They dont' even know about the big dinos that got woke up in Japan after the USA atom bombed 2 monster holes in Hirojima and Kawasaki. The dinos that woke up riotously stomped a whole lot of nips and tore down a mess of their power-lines. The biggest one , Gojira, was taken to the north pole and will be defrosted by Gods' global warming. That big arsed dino can then be helicoptered to Pakistan to squash Talibani paki's.

                    Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                    Sister Verna Too {she wants a Japanese velciraptor, it is little & fast, and has sharp teeth and it will guard our backyard})

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                    • ChoirBoy
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 34

                      #25
                      Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                      This is possibly one of the silliest arguments, along with the whole finding of skeletons that are supposedly years older than Christianity that purport to prove we are older then the Lord's creation.


                      Obviously, all of these artifacts were put there by our Lord in order to test the faith of the non-believers. As a Christian, I know this for a fact and I do not question it. Let the scientists and jews argue these bones for years, we all know they were put there to prove to the non-believers that God is real and true.

                      Anyone who suspects otherwise will find themselves in h-e-double hockey sticks while the rest of us reside in the arms of our Lord.

                      Praise be to Jesus.

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                      • Freeks-Angel
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 111

                        #26
                        Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                        Originally posted by chasevan View Post
                        that is a lizard..and if you do not believe in evolution..than this should be irrelevant.
                        Actually thats a Kimodo Dragon. Its a type of lizard but sometimes people do call it a dragon. So it swings both ways?
                        Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.

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                        • Mrs. Rogers
                          compassion personified
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2692

                          #27
                          Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                          Originally posted by Freeks-Angel View Post
                          Actually thats a Kimodo Dragon. Its a type of lizard but sometimes people do call it a dragon. So it swings both ways?
                          Oh how disgusting. I wouldn't be surprised if does though, seeing as Satan is the Lord of Perversity and likes to manifest as a dragon when the mood suits him.

                          Revelation 20:1-2
                          And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.
                          And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years
                          True Christians are Perfect!

                          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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                          • Caboose
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 56

                            #28
                            Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                            Originally posted by Freeks-Angel View Post
                            Actually thats a Kimodo Dragon. Its a type of lizard but sometimes people do call it a dragon. So it swings both ways?
                            Komodo Dragon...

                            But guys, seriously, i've been on here for a few days now, and ive seen this kinda thing quite a bit... give up... it only ends in frustration.

                            These people have their belief & their faith.

                            If one of them came onto a forum and said "evolution is incorrect, the bible tells the truth" youd tell em where to go. tell them that their wrong.
                            provide wikipedia evidence to show it.

                            Put yourself in the reverse situation. Its futile. just as it would be for them to come to one of your forums.

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                            • Caboose
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 56

                              #29
                              Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                              Oh how disgusting. I wouldn't be surprised if does though, seeing as Satan is the Lord of Perversity and likes to manifest as a dragon when the mood suits him.

                              Revelation 20:1-2
                              And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.
                              And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years
                              I've had the privilage of "playing" with a juvinile Komodo... they are really quite cuddley... but then i am not a fan of cats/dogs so, each to their own!

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                              • fourtwenty
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 4

                                #30
                                Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                                "See chasevan.
                                See chasevan wrong.
                                Wrong chasevan wrong.
                                See dinosaur.
                                Look into dinosaurs eyes.
                                Dinosaur laughs at fool chasevan."

                                "You are the stupid one."

                                "(I borrowed that quote from the fags)"

                                "Are you two tarded', or just 2 parts of an ass?
                                Butt cheek right side jmlove, butt cheek left side chasevan."

                                "Final lesson from me to you two twits."

                                ... Jesus would be proud...

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