Man descended from Ape

[Regens Kuechl]

Greetings fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ

I am a proud catholic Regens and am here to save you all and bring you back under the Popes rule so that you may enter heaven

This is my mission for the honor of Benedict XVI and I wont fail

But we catholics have learned to embrace "Evilution" as you can read here:

Catholic Church and evolution

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_evolution

So here is my first question to you :
Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?

How can you dare to question Darwin ?

Darwin created Evilution and found out that someday long long in the past a couple of apes, I think Orangutangs, had a human son and so man came to be and descended from the apes

Surely you must accept that perfect science and come to believe, like his Holyness the Pope, that Genesis and the Bible are only meant Methaphorycally
Wouldnt you agree with me ???

[Cranky Old Man]

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Greetings fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ

Greetings false Christian.

I am a proud catholic

Amazing, after all that raping your Church has done to innocent children.

Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?

Because God says otherwise in His Holy Bible.

How can you dare to question Darwin ?

We choose to ignore satan.

Wouldnt you agree with me ???

No. Stop pissing on Baby Jesus.

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"

[James Hutchins]

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Another ring kissing papist mary worshiper.

Welcome! Glad to see you have decided to repent your evil ways and finally come to Christ. There is hope, not much though.

[Brother Temperance]

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If natural selection exists, how come you fish-heads haven't gone extinct yet?

[True Disciple]

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Greetings fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ

Greetings, follower of the Antichrist Church.

I am a proud catholic Regens and am here to save you all and bring you back under the Popes rule so that you may enter heaven

This is my mission for the honor of Benedict XVI and I wont fail

And how are you going to convince us that worshipping crackers and dressing in gowns would be a rational thing to do?

But we catholics have learned to embrace "Evilution" as you can read here:

Is that why your "saints" preach to mindless animals?

So here is my first question to you :
Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?

Because we, unlike you, are Christians, which means we accept the Bible, a book of which you probably never heard before.

And your "facts" are false hoaxes by your fellow demon-worshipping atheists, so don't expect to impress us with that.

How can you dare to question Darwin ?

How can you dare to question God?

Darwin created Evilution and found out that someday long long in the past a couple of apes, I think Orangutangs, had a human son and so man came to be and descended from the apes

As God certainly didn't create evilution, I think we can safely say that it was indeed Darwin who invented this concept, despite the complete lack of Biblical Evidence for it.
Secondly, atheist "scientists" do not claim we descended from orang utans, they say we shared a common ancestor. If you want to spout ignorant stupidities like the evilution religion, at least get its doctrines straight.

Surely you must accept that perfect science and come to believe, like his Holyness the Pope, that Genesis and the Bible are only meant Methaphorycally

If we would accept Genesis as metaphorical, how could we accept the Gospels as literal without being hypocritical?
I know you altar-boy hopping papists have no problem at all being hypocrites, but we think God wants us to be honest, upright, Biblically Correct True Christians™.

Wouldnt you agree with me ???

Let's just say that I sincerely hope that that's a rhetorical question.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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You're not one of Father Mo's "altar boys" are you ?

You are not quite beyond redemption, although you're pushing the envelope.

[Whiney teenager]

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Darwinism... as in believing it is instant win.

Mr. Catholic man guy, you're wasting your time. These people have chosen to take the Bible word-for-word, because they are all children. And like children, they are all scared and childish. Mr Catholic guy... give up, you've lost already.

[True Disciple]

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Darwinism... as in believing it is instant win.

"Budump-tsshh"

Mr. Catholic man guy, you're wasting your time. These people have chosen to take the Bible word-for-word, because they are all children.

Finally, you're talking sense!

Matthew 18:3:
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

[Whiney teenager]

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Everybody, I am so sorry. I'm not the most stable of people... and I tend to have moments of violent anger for no real reason. Earlier you came across me in one of my better moods. Today you have not been so lucky. I'm sorry for everything...

[BelieverInGod]

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Everybody, I am so sorry. I'm not the most stable of people... and I tend to have moments of violent anger for no real reason. Earlier you came across me in one of my better moods. Today you have not been so lucky. I'm sorry for everything...

It's called demons. There is a simple cure, contact any of the Pastors on this board for help.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm sorry for everything...

Don't ask us for forgiveness. Pray to Jesus Christ for forgiveness.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I think monkeys and chimps are creations of Satan and his minions. Here is an evil monkey trying to entice this kid into anal sex. Disgusting! You would never see a white man acting so wanton and depraved.