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  • #16
    Re: Can an Evangelical Christian Accept Evolution?

    You know, I don't really care about what evangelicals can and can't do. The only thing I know is that Baptists can impossibly accept evilution.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • #17
      Re: Can an Evangelical Christian Accept Evolution?

      No, we did NOT come from monkeys. Anything else but God's Word is heretical nonsense.
      I don't like to not take this seriously. Maybe...

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