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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Belief in Global Warming Kills!

    I've been saying THIS for years from my pulpit; Wallowing in liberal beliefs is deadly!

    Baby Girl Survives 3 Days With Bullet Inside Her

    A baby girl survived three days with a bullet in her chest as she lay alone beside the dead bodies of her parents and toddler brother in Argentina, the Daily Mail reported.

    Francisco Lotero, 56, and Miriam Coletti, 23, shot their 7-month-old daughter and son, 2, before killing themselves. The pair allegedly agreed to a suicide pact over fears about global warming, according to the Daily Mail.

    The couple's son, Francisco, died instantly after being shot in the back, the paper reported.

    The baby girl, whose name has not been released, escaped the apparent murder attempt after a bullet from her dad's handgun missed her vital organs, according to The Daily Mail.

    Worried neighbors alerted police three days later, after discovering the massacre. Paramedics then rushed the blood-soaked baby to a hospital.

    The miraculous survivor is now recovering in a hospital in the town of Goya in northern Argentina and is out of danger, according to the paper.

    Police discovered an apparent suicide note by the girl's parents in which they outlined their fears over global warming.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Belief in Global Warming Kills!

    I think Al Gore and his horde are personally responsible for this family's tragic death. He and his Climategate friends have told the Greatest Bull**** Story Ever Told(tm). I honestly think this is a harbinger of things to come. Mark my words: There will be more deaths due to the insanity of global warming. Teenagers will massacre dozens of students in high schools because "the earth is getting warmer and nothing matters anymore."

    As a Republican, I am all about personal responsibility over your actions. It is clear that Al Gore is the mastermind behind this and needs to be brought to justice.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #3
      Re: Belief in Global Warming Kills!

      Yet more proof that global warming believers and abortionists are part of a larger conspiracy forged in Hell! Thank God He saved the baby from this disgusting attempt at "population control!"
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Belief in Global Warming Kills!

        Now that Al Gore has blood on his hands, the Supreme Court should take away his Nobel peace prize and give it to someone more deserving, namely, George W. Bush.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22371

          #5
          Re: Belief in Global Warming Kills!

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Now that Al Gore has blood on his hands, the Supreme Court should take away his Nobel peace prize and give it to someone more deserving, namely, George W. Bush.
          Amen to that Brother. Also they should let Al Gore freeze do death.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Belief in Global Warming Kills!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Now that Al Gore has blood on his hands, the Supreme Court should take away his Nobel peace prize and give it to someone more deserving, namely, George W. Bush.
            I never did understand how a message of AAAAAHHHHGGGG WE'RE ALL GONA DIE was grounds for a peace prize.

            I understand Obama's even less, he got it for things he might do?

            I think it's just become a prize for being the news maker of the year.

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            Back on topic, Gore should be charged with something. Maybe conspiracy to commit murder? Assisting a suicide? There's got to be something we can charge him with.
            Drama queen

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