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  • #121
    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by whalescales View Post
    8.
    Man creates god
    religion is profitable
    Man gets rich.
    Dumbass heathen denies GOD
    God gets mad
    Heathen gargles molten sulphur for eternity.

    GONG!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #122
      Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
      How much proof would one need, stupid?
      This here should be enough for any SANE person.

      1.
      God created man.
      Man exists.
      Therefore, God exists.

      2.
      The Bible (KJV1611) was dictated by God.
      The Bible (KJV1611) exists.
      Therefore, God exists.

      3.
      God says that those who disbelieve are given in to strong delusion.
      You are given in to strong delusion.
      Therefore, God is right, you are wrong, and God exists.

      4.
      Jesus lived as a man, then (temporarily) died and was ressurected.
      Jesus is God.
      Therefore, God exists.

      5.
      God created the earth.
      The earth exists.
      Therfore, God exists.

      6.
      God says that He is the one that sends evil. (Amos 3:6)
      Evil exists.
      Therfore, God exists.

      7.
      Heaven and Hell exists.
      God created them.
      Therfore, God exists.
      1.
      Circular logic
      Proves nothing
      Makes you look stupid

      2.
      Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
      King James was not God
      Therefore you have prooved nothing

      3.
      I am schizophrenic
      So they are mild delusions
      And not the will of god

      4.
      I could probably construct just as credible an arguement with a dolphin and a piece of string

      ...though why a piece of string I could not say

      5.
      Actually residual cosmic forces from the Big Bang created the Earth, not god

      6.
      And here I thought that it was human nature...

      7.
      You do know that Hell is just a small town in northern MI, right?
      and I thought it was your policy not to capitalize "Hell"

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      • #123
        Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

        As much as I hate to double post, I still want to correct a grammatical error in my above post. In response no. 2, I meant to say "have proven nothing"

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        • #124
          Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

          God kills heathens and heretics.
          I don't want God to kill me.
          Therefore, God exists.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #125
            Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

            Originally posted by Malachi View Post
            random gobbledygook
            You sir are all wrapped up in all the wrong things. Godly Logic(tm) cannot be understood by heathens. You have to have faith first, and then you will be a part of God's Wonderful Plan! Using fallible human/satanic "logic" will get you nothing but a one-way trip to Hell, my friend. Accept the Bible for what it is: The Inerrant Word of God(c), get on a Godly Tithing plan and you will have everlasting life!
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            • #126
              Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              God kills heathens and heretics.
              I don't want God to kill me.
              Therefore, God exists.
              That was awesome. That was one of those statements whose sheer simplicity and direct message cuts to the depths of my thoughts.

              It takes a very wise person to break down the complicated teachings of Christ into something the common man can understand. You are to be commended Brother Temperance; your compassion for the unwashed is evident.

              Dean

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              • #127
                Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                God kills heathens and heretics.
                I don't want God to kill me.
                Therefore, God exists.
                Wow, you've just given me a revelation. I now truly see that you are an idiot wrapped up inside of a moron. I mean, was that supposed to make the slightest amount of sense?

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                • #128
                  Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                  Originally posted by Malachi View Post
                  1.
                  Circular logic
                  Proves nothing
                  Makes you look stupid

                  So you're saying humans created themselfs, before we existed?
                  What a retard!

                  2.
                  Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
                  King James was not God
                  Therefore you have prooved nothing

                  How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
                  Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.

                  3.
                  I am schizophrenic
                  So they are mild delusions
                  And not the will of god

                  How could you know? You are too deluded to think straight.

                  4.
                  I could probably construct just as credible an arguement with a dolphin and a piece of string

                  ...though why a piece of string I could not say

                  Has any dolphin ever been resurrected? NO.

                  5.
                  Actually residual cosmic forces from the Big Bang created the Earth, not god

                  Were you there? No, you were not.
                  God was there at the very beginning of time, so I'd rather trust Him than you!

                  6.
                  And here I thought that it was human nature...

                  Are even hurricanes, such as Katriana, "human nature"?
                  You're SO lost in your delusions, its a magnificent testimony to the Glory of God! (And His existance! Praise Him!!)

                  7.
                  You do know that Hell is just a small town in northern MI, right?
                  and I thought it was your policy not to capitalize "Hell"

                  Sometimes I capitalize, sometimes I don't.. The important thing is to not glorify it. But to glorify Jesus for condmening you to it!
                  Praise Him!

                  PS. What existed first, the Bible or this stupid town?
                  You really ride the short bus don't you?
                  You dumb sinner.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • #129
                    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                    .
                    Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
                    King James was not God
                    Therefore you have prooved nothing

                    How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
                    Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.


                    Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

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                    • #130
                      Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                      My god! Anti-Landover Geek - You are ugly. Seriously, that picture makes me want to throw up! If you need any further proof that God punishes sinners and those who don't believe, look in the mirror!
                      Jeremiah.17.15
                      Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                      • #131
                        Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                        Originally posted by eightofninekev View Post
                        .
                        Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
                        King James was not God
                        Therefore you have prooved nothing

                        How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
                        Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.


                        Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

                        http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-en...m-tyndale.html
                        The one True Holy Bible is the KJV1611 Bible as dictated by God directly to King James The entire story is HERE.

                        King James was chosen by God Himself for the task of putting the Holy Bible into comprehensible English. It does not matter one bit that King James turned out to be a homer who sodomized his 13 year old nephew, because God used him for His purposes and then tossed the old faggot into hellfire. The point is, Landover Baptist Church is clearly God's chosen people, because we follow the LITERAL Word of God, with no exceptions.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #132
                          Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                          Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

                          http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-en...m-tyndale.html
                          Why direct us to that false, lying site? Do you think that any True Christian is going to be fooled by that pathetic attempt to undermine the KJV 1611's authenticity. King James was the person chosen to translate God's word into His favourite language, English. Any other version is obviously fake.
                          Jeremiah.17.15
                          Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                          • #133
                            Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                            Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                            Why direct us to that false, lying site? Do you think that any True Christian is going to be fooled by that pathetic attempt to undermine the KJV 1611's authenticity. King James was the person chosen to translate God's word into His favourite language, English. Any other version is obviously fake.


                            I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .

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                            • #134
                              Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                              Originally posted by eightofninekev View Post
                              I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .
                              You obviously attended a college with a curriculum designed by satan himself. They didn't even teach you to capitalize properly. Enjoy your shiny new infraction points, bonehead.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #135
                                Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

                                Originally posted by eightofninekev View Post
                                I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .
                                Friend,

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