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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #1

    Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinction

    A misguided group of secular "scientists" have finally reached a consensus on something that obviously never happened, the extinction event that supposedly killed all Leviathans and Behemoths an imaginary 65 million years ago.


    Scientists have debated for two decades whether a giant space rock wiped out the dinosaurs or if some other catastrophe did the deed.

    Now, a blue-ribbon panel of scientists has banded together to support the link that ties the Chicxulub asteroid impact crater in Mexico's Yucatán Peninsula to the mass extinction of dinosaurs and the majority of life on our planet 65 million years ago.

    "It is an international consensus. They are saying that there's a rock solid link between the Chicxulub impact event and the K-T boundary mass extinction," said David Kring, a senior staff scientist and geologist at the Lunar and Planetary Institute in Houston.


    A nice fantasy painting of a made up story.
    The artist might as well have included Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!



    You can read more here if you need a good laugh.

    What I find most amusing about these secularists is that they so rarely agree on anything! The fact that they managed to come together to agree on this silly fairy story is beyond ironic.
    Last edited by James Hutchins; 03-05-2010, 09:20 PM.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

    How could this K-Tel extinction have happened 64,994,000 years before the universe existed? I'm confused.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380

      #3
      Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

      They should stop hiring Steven Spielberg for scientific research projects. It just doesn't work out. Neither do his movies by the way.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #4
        Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

        Well, you may not believe it, but these madmen might be on to something interesting.

        Of course, it were creationists who first worked out this.

        Kent Hovind, one of the greatest among Creation Scientists and one of the most intelligent True Christians™ in general, proposes a theory which includes a meteor impact causing the flood, which wiped out the behemoths and leviathans. Watch this piece of Godly Science:



        Of course, the secular folks got the age wrong, again. They often forget to consider Absolute Biblical Truth™ in their age measurements, which easily throws off their estimation by a factor 10,000.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • F. Nietzsche
          Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
          • Apr 2008
          • 120

          #5
          Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          How could this K-Tel extinction have happened 64,994,000 years before the universe existed? I'm confused.
          Oh no, it's due to the dating of a layer of iridium found in layers of American rocks radioisometrically dated to that time period. Iridium is rather rare on Earth, yet common in meteorites, hence the impact theory.

          Quite nice they've managed to come to a consensus on this matter. There was some disagreement on whether it was the impact in the (now) Yucatan which was responsible for the K-T mass extinction or massive volcanic activity in the Deccan Flats.
          The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

            Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
            Oh no, it's due to the dating of a layer of iridium found in layers of American rocks radioisometrically dated to that time period. Iridium is rather rare on Earth, yet common in meteorites, hence the impact theory.

            So because some atoms say it has happened long ago, you are going to believe that? How could those radio-"iso"-metrically dated atoms possibly know anything about that? The gullibility of science worshippers never ceases to amaze me.

            Of course, the impact theory of Hovind might just as well be wrong, as there is no concensus among True Scientists(tm). The iridium layer might well be the result of simple hydrologic sorting, like all geological phenomena are, like faunal succession for example.

            Quite nice they've managed to come to a consensus on this matter. There was some disagreement on whether it was the impact in the (now) Yucatan which was responsible for the K-T mass extinction or massive volcanic activity in the Deccan Flats.
            Do you even know your own religion? For many years people thought it to be a combination between these two events, because this supposed "mass-extinction" (in reality it is just the highest position fossils reached when they were hydrologically sorted by the flood) was an event that lasted for "millions and millions of years," which made people think, and still makes people think, that the impact only gave dinosaurs the final push.

            This further proves science worshippers are idiots. The evidence for the flood is right there before their eyes, in the Bible. It is just irrational, seething hatred for Baby Jesus that makes these people think up these lunacies.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #7
              Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

              Too funny. Scientitians finally agree on something that happened 65 million years before God created the universe but they can't agree on global warming, except to say it will KILL US ALL!

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              • michele
                Unsaved trash, know-it-all female idiot
                • Jan 2010
                • 143

                #8
                Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

                Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                A misguided group of secular "scientists" have finally reached a consensus on something that obviously never happened, the extinction event that supposedly killed all Leviathans and Behemoths an imaginary 65 million years ago.






                A nice fantasy painting of a made up story.
                The artist might as well have included Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!



                You can read more here if you need a good laugh.

                What I find most amusing about these secularists is that they so rarely agree on anything! The fact that they managed to come together to agree on this silly fairy story is beyond ironic.
                you know whats quite funny about this though, you complain about scienctists not agreeing on anything yet christianity is riddled with different branches that argue and complain about each other. you say we should not believe scientists because of this. so why should we believe you?

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                • Professor Bessemer
                  Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                  Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                  Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 2952

                  #9
                  Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

                  Originally posted by michele View Post
                  you know whats quite funny about this though, you complain about scienctists not agreeing on anything yet christianity is riddled with different branches that argue and complain about each other. you say we should not believe scientists because of this. so why should we believe you?
                  You do not need to believe me dear, but you need to believe God! Unless of course you actually want to go to Hell. If that is the case, believe whatever you want.
                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22380

                    #10
                    Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

                    Originally posted by michele View Post
                    you know whats quite funny about this though, you complain about scienctists not agreeing on anything yet christianity is riddled with different branches that argue and complain about each other. you say we should not believe scientists because of this. so why should we believe you?
                    Why are you surprised that there are a lot of false truths and that there is only one real truth? How could there be more than one real truth?

                    You should believe God! God made it all very clear in his KJV1611 Holy Bible.

                    Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones

                    Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • KennethCole
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 2

                      #11
                      Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

                      Could someone enlighten me how dinosaur bones that have been found, got where they were ?

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #12
                        Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

                        Originally posted by michele View Post
                        you know whats quite funny about this though, you complain about scienctists not agreeing on anything yet christianity is riddled with different branches that argue and complain about each other. you say we should not believe scientists because of this. so why should we believe you?
                        True Christians(TM) are stead fast, we don't have branches, we follow the Bible. After reading the complete truth( the KJV1611 Bible) at least 500 times, I can find no reference to the scientific theory of a big space rock. If it is not in the Bible its a LIE!

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                        • Professor Bessemer
                          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 2952

                          #13
                          Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

                          Originally posted by KennethCole View Post
                          Could someone enlighten me how dinosaur bones that have been found, got where they were ?
                          Have you ever heard of the Global Flood? I do not have the time to go through it all, but this link here should give you all the information you need.

                          Welcome to our forum by the way!
                          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22380

                            #14
                            Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

                            Originally posted by KennethCole View Post
                            Could someone enlighten me how dinosaur bones that have been found, got where they were ?
                            Were you present while they were "found"? Why are you so sure the bed time stories of these "scientists" are true?
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • michele
                              Unsaved trash, know-it-all female idiot
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 143

                              #15
                              Re: Scientists Agree on Event that Did Not Happen-Dinosaur Extinc

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Were you present while they were "found"? Why are you so sure the bed time stories of these "scientists" are true?
                              let me spin that round to you.

                              were you present when the bible was written?

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