Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!
We here at Landover Baptist Church wage a lonely war. There are so many doubters out there denying Biblical truth that the earth is flat.
So, I was elated to learn a professional sport star, Kyrie Irving, sides with us. This basketball hero proclaims to all far and near that the earth is flat.
Thinking more about it, I should not have been surprised. When a basketball player jumps and shoots, several variables are in place that can only be present if the earth is flat.
The ground of floor must be level and the basket cannot be moving. Three pointers would be impossible on a rotating globe.
Hey everyone, just so you know: Kyrie Irving believes the Earth is flat
Ben Rohrbach,Ball Don't Lie 22 hours ago
Kyrie Irving is extremely woke. (Getty Images)When you are Kyrie Irving, you have handles like nobody on the planet and you made one of the most famous shots in basketball history to win Cleveland’s first NBA championship, seemingly by divine intervention, it’s understandable why you might have a different view of the world than everyone else.
We learned just how different Irving’s perspective is during his appearance on the Road Trippin’ podcast, hosted by teammates Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye, along with Fox Sports Ohio’s Allie Clifton. A wide-ranging interview that began with a discussion on hotel aliases and childbirth quickly turned to aliens and conspiracy theories, at which point we discovered Irving believes the Earth is flat.
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I don’t know how many flights Irving has taken as a professional basketball player. I’m sure it’s a lot. But I guess he’s never seen the curvature of the Earth. I’m not sure why he thinks he plays NBA games in different time zones, but I now know that he doesn’t believe it’s because the globe is rotating.
Irving touched on several conspiracy theories — some not so wild, like his belief that “there are extraterrestrial beings that exist in the universe,” and some definitely wild ones, like his position that the CIA assassinated Bob Marley because “he tried to bring people together and the fact that it was fundamentally built on love and truth and we kill people for doing the right thing like that” — but things really got interesting when he unveiled his flat-Earth theory.
We here at Landover Baptist Church wage a lonely war. There are so many doubters out there denying Biblical truth that the earth is flat.
So, I was elated to learn a professional sport star, Kyrie Irving, sides with us. This basketball hero proclaims to all far and near that the earth is flat.
Thinking more about it, I should not have been surprised. When a basketball player jumps and shoots, several variables are in place that can only be present if the earth is flat.
The ground of floor must be level and the basket cannot be moving. Three pointers would be impossible on a rotating globe.
Hey everyone, just so you know: Kyrie Irving believes the Earth is flat
Ben Rohrbach,Ball Don't Lie 22 hours ago
We learned just how different Irving’s perspective is during his appearance on the Road Trippin’ podcast, hosted by teammates Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye, along with Fox Sports Ohio’s Allie Clifton. A wide-ranging interview that began with a discussion on hotel aliases and childbirth quickly turned to aliens and conspiracy theories, at which point we discovered Irving believes the Earth is flat.
[Follow Ball Don’t Lie on social media: Twitter | Instagram | Facebook | Tumblr]
I don’t know how many flights Irving has taken as a professional basketball player. I’m sure it’s a lot. But I guess he’s never seen the curvature of the Earth. I’m not sure why he thinks he plays NBA games in different time zones, but I now know that he doesn’t believe it’s because the globe is rotating.
Irving touched on several conspiracy theories — some not so wild, like his belief that “there are extraterrestrial beings that exist in the universe,” and some definitely wild ones, like his position that the CIA assassinated Bob Marley because “he tried to bring people together and the fact that it was fundamentally built on love and truth and we kill people for doing the right thing like that” — but things really got interesting when he unveiled his flat-Earth theory.
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