[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Evolution is a very slow process!! Some think that the appendix is either a dead organ by evolutionary selection, or maybe it is something that would be useful for our future ancestors.

Well if you are a fish taking a walk on a beach then evolution needs to be a very quick process.

You have serious gaps in your understanding. Luckily for you God gave us the answers in Genesis. You need to read it my friend.

YIC

Jack

[Average Fool]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Actually, that's somewhat of a myth (though you'd be surprised how many science teachers believe it). The acceleration due to the Coriolis effect is tiny compared to residual motion in the water from the initial filling or any washing you've done in it.

From the Wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_effect):

Oh, thank you for that. However, it still has an effect on the direction weather circulation, or convection, the toilet was just a more simple example for some. Considering electromagnetism is the work of the devil in this forum, yet is a must to a pilot traveling via a compass.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Evolution is a very slow process!! Some think that the appendix is either a dead organ by evolutionary selection, or maybe it is something that would be useful for our future ancestors.

One way I think evolution can be viewed in a more fathomed scale is the technological evolution. A mere 50 years ago you would need a computer the size of a large room to simply relay this forum website, even though Internet did not exist back then. There was a selection process, what worked moved forwar and what didn't was left behind. Granted this not life, which is why it takes so long for natural selection. Germs and bugs would probably show us the most evolutionary selections in our own lifetime. This is why the flu vaccine must be changed every year to accommodate for the viruses mutation in order to flourish with its host (humans).

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Didymus Much]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

...Here is an experiment for someone in the Northern hemisphere who knows another in the Sothern hemisphere. Or in your case the upper and lower halves of the world about the equator. Go to your toilet and flush it, note the direction the water flows. Now call your friend in the other half of the world and have them do the same thing, they will say it flows in the opposite direction as yours. This is called the coriolis effect, which is a product of the spherical Earth spinning about its axis. How would you explain that, worldwide sorcery or something?...

Actually, that's somewhat of a myth (though you'd be surprised how many science teachers believe it). The acceleration due to the Coriolis effect is tiny compared to residual motion in the water from the initial filling or any washing you've done in it.

From the Wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_effect):

"...water rotation in home bathrooms under normal circumstances is not related to the Coriolis effect or to the rotation of the earth, and no consistent difference in rotation direction between toilets in the northern and southern hemispheres can be observed..."

[Average Fool]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

That was a good experiment and pretty similar to what atheists believe. The think fish climbed out of the sea and grew lungs .

They say evolution is a slow process but how would this work? How would a fish grow lungs? Evolution is about the survival of the fittest, the fittest fish stayed in the water. The fish that thought that they would go for a walk on the beach were dead in a minute or so. How did they pass on their genes?

Atheists are stupid.

YIC

Jack

Evolution is a very slow process!! Some think that the appendix is either a dead organ by evolutionary selection, or maybe it is something that would be useful for our future ancestors.

One way I think evolution can be viewed in a more fathomed scale is the technological evolution. A mere 50 years ago you would need a computer the size of a large room to simply relay this forum website, even though Internet did not exist back then. There was a selection process, what worked moved forwar and what didn't was left behind. Granted this not life, which is why it takes so long for natural selection. Germs and bugs would probably show us the most evolutionary selections in our own lifetime. This is why the flu vaccine must be changed every year to accommodate for the viruses mutation in order to flourish with its host (humans).

[Average Fool]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Many worthless freaks believe science is fact, while the Bible is a lie. I find that quite pathetic, since the only people who seem to come up with the actual 'proof' that science is fact are the scientists themselves. Well why wouldn't they? They have to protect their meaningless jobs.

I find that amuzing, since we know the truth. We believe in factual faith, where as they believe in 'science-fiction'. We are men of God, while they are losers of science.

Seriously, how are we meant to believe anything some worthless scientist tells us, when it is clearly a lie and fabrication to attack our God. ALL Scientists are in league with Lucifer, their plan to blast our heads so full of nonsense that we believe more in their far-out-trash, than God almighty.

Genetics, dinosaurs, men on the moon. All bullshit. For every co-called fact they can give me, i can dismiss it as fabricated nonsense. It's already a well-known-fact that all the moon landings were faked. Man has never set foot into space, and I would be willing to bet that nothing else has either. All the pictures from so-called sattelites ... FAKE, all pictures from other plantes ... FAKE, and how can we believe most so-called fossils are truly what they say if their so-called carbon dating bullshit comes from these perverting scientists too? In truth - We can't.

Oh we have all seen the pictures of a cloned sheep. Ha ha. Like all sheep don't look identical. Prove to me it was cloned, and not just some slight-of-hand magician's trick to make the masses actually believe cloning is possible.

So in an effort to prove these pathetic scientists wrong, I set them a task. They ask me to prove God exists? Well I asked them to prove to me the Earth is round, not flat. Prove this to me - NOT with so-called 'genuine' pictures from 'outerspace', or any of your other science fiction bullshit.

Because we know that it is flat, and that God lets people 'flip' to the other side safely.

Isaiah 40:22 says 'It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth', CIRCLE, NOT SPHERE. The Earth is a FLAT CIRCLE, every Christian knew that for 100's of years. But science has been working to blind of from that truth for decades! And they almost had us!

So, I asked them to prove me wrong, I asked him to prove to me the World was round WITHOUT science, or as I like to call it 'science fiction' - They could not.

In truth, I had half expected them to come up with some braindead reply about those flying mechanical metal birds dumb humans like to fly in. You know what I mean. The ones those dumb illiterate towel-headed pig-farmers used to destroy the twin towers. If God had intended man to fly he would have given him wings. Another abomination of science. Man has been trying to fly for centuries, they call this witchcraft. An air-plane is nothing but the evolution of the broomstick that witches used to fly 100s of years ago. They are the work of the Devil, and hated by God. Why do you think a massive metal object can actually fly through the air? Oh, don't give me some dumb scientific explanation, it is sorcery that powers these machines. Anyone who flies in a plane will burn in Hell! Praise Jesus!

God does not want us to meddle in his affairs, cloning humans, genetics bullshit, so-called scientific advancements are nothing but blasphemy, and can be accounted for as alchemy and sorcery. All filthy scientists will burn come Judgement Day for their part in the Satanic agenda of trying to disprove my God, which carried the ultimate punishment. The Second death, referred to in Revelation. And there shall be a great gnashing of teeth, and their skin shall burn off their bones, and their eyes shall melt into their sockets, and their pain shall last eternity. It's nothing less than they deserve. Amen!

I for one can't wait till you all burn, your blood is on your own heads. Halleluja!

Rev RG Green
God's Hammer Baptist Church
Founder of the Parents Against Goth Organisation
www.godhatesgoths.com

Wow!! When I first saw this forum I didn't know whether or not it was a joke. I would really like to touch the fact on hour airplanes fly, but I feel it might be too complicated for you to understand; given that it is considered to be part of rocket science. Let just put it this way, ever see a leaf or such being lifted into the air from the wind; or is that sorcery as well?

That part that really bugs me is that people still believe the Earth is flat and the center of the universe. At the time that the Bible was written this was the current known science, or natural philosophy as they called it, so it would make sense that they would portray the world as flat; does that mean the western world does not exist because that is what those ancient maps would tell us?

There are endless ways to prove the Earth is spherical, my main challenge is for you to prove the Earth is flat. But here is some food for thought...

For those of you who live near the north pole, why is it there is no sunlight for month during the winter and constant sunlight for months during the summer. In addition, if you visit at the right time of the year the sun will follow the horizon completely in a circular manner. This shows that the Earth is spherical considering no one else on Earth experiences this at that given time. Seasons would not exist if the Earth was flat either.

Here is an experiment for someone in the Northern hemisphere who knows another in the Sothern hemisphere. Or in your case the upper and lower halves of the world about the equator. Go to your toilet and flush it, note the direction the water flows. Now call your friend in the other half of the world and have them do the same thing, they will say it flows in the opposite direction as yours. This is called the coriolis effect, which is a product of the spherical Earth spinning about its axis. How would you explain that, worldwide sorcery or something?

This concerns me that people think the way you do. You can still believe the Bible while interpreting from what may be written by man and what is theology. I offer the challenge to disprove to me any scientific question you may have.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

This reminds me of the time my son started talking about evolution and would not stop. One of the reasons we homeschool is so these lies and conspiracies won't confuse our children, but one of the neighborhood children talked about it incessantly. Mr. Etheldreda decided to teach our boy once and for all about Satan's lie. Mr. Nibbles, our son's pet hamster, was placed in a fish tank filled with water. There was of course no escape. My sons watched (and dare say, probably prayed, ironically enough), but Mr. Nibbles never did evolve gills with which to breath and survive. So much for adapting to one's environment. It was a painful lesson for the boys but they learned never to trust neighborhood kids' babble if it isn't in the Bible.

That was a good experiment and pretty similar to what atheists believe. The think fish climbed out of the sea and grew lungs .

They say evolution is a slow process but how would this work? How would a fish grow lungs? Evolution is about the survival of the fittest, the fittest fish stayed in the water. The fish that thought that they would go for a walk on the beach were dead in a minute or so. How did they pass on their genes?

Atheists are stupid.

YIC

Jack

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Cool! my son wants a hamster. Maybe one of the atheists can tell us how long you have to cook it? Make sure you keep an eye on it. I don't want you to leave it too long and find you have a hippo in your kitchen

YIC

Jack

This reminds me of the time my son started talking about evolution and would not stop. One of the reasons we homeschool is so these lies and conspiracies won't confuse our children, but one of the neighborhood children talked about it incessantly. Mr. Etheldreda decided to teach our boy once and for all about Satan's lie. Mr. Nibbles, our son's pet hamster, was placed in a fish tank filled with water. There was of course no escape. My sons watched (and dare say, probably prayed, ironically enough), but Mr. Nibbles never did evolve gills with which to breath and survive. So much for adapting to one's environment. It was a painful lesson for the boys but they learned never to trust neighborhood kids' babble if it isn't in the Bible.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Brother, Primordial Soup is not nonsense, I have some in my cupboard.

Cool! my son wants a hamster. Maybe one of the atheists can tell us how long you have to cook it? Make sure you keep an eye on it. I don't want you to leave it too long and find you have a hippo in your kitchen

YIC

Jack

[Noah Sole]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Brother Jack, around this time they start talking about "primordial soup" or some such nonsense.

Many years ago, I decided to try a little experiment: I went to the supermarket and got one can of every soup they had (except for some joo matzo ball stuff), opened them up and left them in the yard to see if any of them would spontaneously sprout new life.

Well, of course that didn't happen, but I did end up shooting 7 raccoons and a feral cat that kept trying to eat the soup!



YiC,

Zech

Brother, Primordial Soup is not nonsense, I have some in my cupboard.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Brother Jack, around this time they start talking about "primordial soup" or some such nonsense.

Many years ago, I decided to try a little experiment: I went to the supermarket and got one can of every soup they had (except for some joo matzo ball stuff), opened them up and left them in the yard to see if any of them would spontaneously sprout new life.

Well, of course that didn't happen, but I did end up shooting 7 raccoons and a feral cat that kept trying to eat the soup!



YiC,

Zech

I believe that 'scientists' are trying to cook primordial soup to see if they get life. It has never happened.

If it did what would it prove? It would prove that intelligence is needed, therefore God exists!

As you say Brother Zech,

Jesus wins again.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Brother Jack, around this time they start talking about "primordial soup" or some such nonsense.

Many years ago, I decided to try a little experiment: I went to the supermarket and got one can of every soup they had (except for some joo matzo ball stuff), opened them up and left them in the yard to see if any of them would spontaneously sprout new life.

Well, of course that didn't happen, but I did end up shooting 7 raccoons and a feral cat that kept trying to eat the soup!



YiC,

Zech

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

WRONG WRONG WRONG! ROCKS DID NOT BECOME FISH! As far as I know what happened was that meteorites fell to the earth. They were carrying water but since space is cold the water would've obviously been in the form of ice. At this time though earth was quite hot since there was lots molten rock and lava. It would've been a place that was inhabitable to live in as the planet didn't have the conditions to support life. However thanks to the meteorites that brought water with them life could emerge millions of years later in the form of single celled organisms.

Completely dodged the question.

Ok, so we have wet rocks. How did life come from wet rocks?

Something not alive became something alive. How?

YIC

Jack

[Noah Sole]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

WRONG WRONG WRONG! ROCKS DID NOT BECOME FISH! As far as I know what happened was that meteorites fell to the earth. They were carrying water but since space is cold the water would've obviously been in the form of ice. At this time though earth was quite hot since there was lots molten rock and lava. It would've been a place that was inhabitable to live in as the planet didn't have the conditions to support life. However thanks to the meteorites that brought water with them life could emerge millions of years later in the form of single celled organisms.

Just because mummy tells you fairy stories at night to get you off to sleep doesn't mean they are true

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

You are clearly not a 'dumbass' as you have consistently shown that you can speak out of you arse very well indeed.

As intelligence isn't your 'thing' I will break the question down into manageable chunks. I don't normally need to do this but you are 'special'.

First there was nothing but rocks, yes?

Then there were creatures (including fishes), yes?

So at some stage the non living things like rocks became living things like fish, yes?

Now what I am asking you is how did that happen? If you don't know the answer and you are relying on faith just say but don't have another hissy fit.



Of course the correct answer is simple,

Genesis 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

YIC

Jack

WRONG WRONG WRONG! ROCKS DID NOT BECOME FISH! As far as I know what happened was that meteorites fell to the earth. They were carrying water but since space is cold the water would've obviously been in the form of ice. At this time though earth was quite hot since there was lots molten rock and lava. It would've been a place that was inhabitable to live in as the planet didn't have the conditions to support life. However thanks to the meteorites that brought water with them life could emerge millions of years later in the form of single celled organisms.