[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I probably would've answered your stupid question if it weren't for that 700 second waiting time I have. Now I will answer your question. You can't make a rock form to a fish....dumbass.

You are clearly not a 'dumbass' as you have consistently shown that you can speak out of you arse very well indeed.

As intelligence isn't your 'thing' I will break the question down into manageable chunks. I don't normally need to do this but you are 'special'.

First there was nothing but rocks, yes?

Then there were creatures (including fishes), yes?

So at some stage the non living things like rocks became living things like fish, yes?

Now what I am asking you is how did that happen? If you don't know the answer and you are relying on faith just say but don't have another hissy fit.



Of course the correct answer is simple,

Genesis 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

YIC

Jack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Really? Are you illiterate? Your stupidity enrages me. And as far as I've seen I know I have a superior intelligence than nearly everyone on the forums. I wouldn't blame you though for the hair thing though. I meant thicker and larger amounts of hair. Age barely has nothing to do with intelligence. By the way you're only confused because you have the intelligence of a simple minded person who's been abolished from being allowed to learn how to read.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Didymus Much]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Really? Are you illiterate?...

Ok, Einstein, how would she read and post on a webforum if she was illiterate?

... Your stupidity enrages me...

I'm sure yours just saddens the True Christians(tm), as it does me.

...Age barely has nothing to do with intelligence...

Age has nothing to do with intelligence, but it does allow for maturity and education, little of either of which you've demonstrated so far.

...By the way you're only confused because you have the intelligence of a simple minded person who's been abolished from being allowed to learn how to read.

Please Wiki "ad hominem", and learn that using fallacious arguments and petty personal attacks do no good for your credibility.

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

So a 700 second delay prevents you from answering for nearly ten hours? Riiiight.

Btw: the delay is meant to encourage you to formulate a properly thought-out answer. As 700 seconds is obviously insufficient in your case, it may be adjusted accordingly.



Exactly (feeble "insult" overlooked). Evolution doesn't even attempt to answer the big question, "How did life originate?" The Bible does.

Nope, I had many more questions that required much more effort to be put into it. I'd rather post long meaningful answers to blabbering idiots than to wright a short, simple answer to that idiot.

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

This guy keeps flip-flopping all over the place. First God existed for a short time, then He never did. First there was evolution, now it doesn't work. Now the monkey and hair thing? I wonder if this is a middle school student trying to pull a prank because surely an adult can't be that confused.

Really? Are you illiterate? Your stupidity enrages me. And as far as I've seen I know I have a superior intelligence than nearly everyone on the forums. I wouldn't blame you though for the hair thing though. I meant thicker and larger amounts of hair. Age barely has nothing to do with intelligence. By the way you're only confused because you have the intelligence of a simple minded person who's been abolished from being allowed to learn how to read.

[Didymus Much]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I probably would've answered your stupid question if it weren't for that 700 second waiting time I have...

So a 700 second delay prevents you from answering for nearly ten hours? Riiiight.

Btw: the delay is meant to encourage you to formulate a properly thought-out answer. As 700 seconds is obviously insufficient in your case, it may be adjusted accordingly.

... Now I will answer your question. You can't make a rock form to a fish....dumbass.

Exactly (feeble "insult" overlooked). Evolution doesn't even attempt to answer the big question, "How did life originate?" The Bible does.

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

You still never answered my question about a rock coming alive. I get you have falling for the fish to amphibian to monkey to man stuff but how did it get from rock to fish?

YIC

Jack

I probably would've answered your stupid question if it weren't for that 700 second waiting time I have. Now I will answer your question. You can't make a rock form to a fish....dumbass.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

We all have hair all over us. Just saying.

This guy keeps flip-flopping all over the place. First God existed for a short time, then He never did. First there was evolution, now it doesn't work. Now the monkey and hair thing? I wonder if this is a middle school student trying to pull a prank because surely an adult can't be that confused.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

You clearly don't understand how life and evolution work. You're actually so foolish to actually do that primordial soup crap. Now because I'm such a lazy bastard (as I've stated yesterday somewhere) I'll share you the link of a video explaining why there are still monkeys instead of explaining it for you. Also the video is VERY VERY VERY easy to understand so you should have no trouble understanding it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh0F4FBLJRE
And for the missing tails, they went away over a period of time (before humans came) as our ancestors used them less and less, so they grew smaller and smaller over millions of years till they completely vanished. However did you ever wonder what those red things are in the corners of our eyes closest to our noses are? Those are the remains of a second eyelid. Wanna know why we have goose bumps? It's because our ancestors had hair all over them and so when they got cold the hair would trap the air and then that air would heat. You see these are some of the small amounts of evidence out of lots of evidence for evolution.

We all have hair all over us. Just saying.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Friend, if there were no God, how do you explain your existence? Years back, I tried the 'primordial soup' experiment. I opened a can of Vegetable soup and left it in the sun. No tadpoles, no monkeys, no nigras. As further proof of His magnificence, if man came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? Why are there still monkeys? The Truth is, God made everything just as you see it. How else can you explain the Holy Perfection®?

You still never answered my question about a rock coming alive. I get you have falling for the fish to amphibian to monkey to man stuff but how did it get from rock to fish?

YIC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I'm stating that people THOUGHT that there was a God. I NEVER SAID THAT THERE WAS A GOD. Du bist idiotisch.

Watch it with the yid talk, boy.

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Friend, if there were no God, how do you explain your existence? Years back, I tried the 'primordial soup' experiment. I opened a can of Vegetable soup and left it in the sun. No tadpoles, no monkeys, no nigras. As further proof of His magnificence, if man came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? Why are there still monkeys? The Truth is, God made everything just as you see it. How else can you explain the Holy Perfection®?

You clearly don't understand how life and evolution work. You're actually so foolish to actually do that primordial soup crap. Now because I'm such a lazy bastard (as I've stated yesterday somewhere) I'll share you the link of a video explaining why there are still monkeys instead of explaining it for you. Also the video is VERY VERY VERY easy to understand so you should have no trouble understanding it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh0F4FBLJRE
And for the missing tails, they went away over a period of time (before humans came) as our ancestors used them less and less, so they grew smaller and smaller over millions of years till they completely vanished. However did you ever wonder what those red things are in the corners of our eyes closest to our noses are? Those are the remains of a second eyelid. Wanna know why we have goose bumps? It's because our ancestors had hair all over them and so when they got cold the hair would trap the air and then that air would heat. You see these are some of the small amounts of evidence out of lots of evidence for evolution.

[James Hutchins]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I'm stating that people THOUGHT that there was a God. I NEVER SAID THAT THERE WAS A GOD. Du bist idiotisch.

Friend, if there were no God, how do you explain your existence? Years back, I tried the 'primordial soup' experiment. I opened a can of Vegetable soup and left it in the sun. No tadpoles, no monkeys, no nigras. As further proof of His magnificence, if man came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? Why are there still monkeys? The Truth is, God made everything just as you see it. How else can you explain the Holy Perfection(r)?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I'm stating that people THOUGHT that there was a God. I NEVER SAID THAT THERE WAS A GOD. Du bist idiotisch.

I notice you never answered my question about how a rock became alive.

Too difficult without God?

YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I'm stating that people THOUGHT that there was a God. I NEVER SAID THAT THERE WAS A GOD. Du bist idiotisch.

Of course people thought there was God. Why would they not? You're like someone surprised at the idea that people thought there was a mountain or the sky.