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  • #361
    Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    Originally posted by BecauseIcantStandyou View Post
    You all are extreamist pifflekk holes. Yea, censor AVOIDANCE!
    Your inability to avoid the censor while raving about your success at avoiding the censor makes me happy inside. Thank you.

    This smiley disgusts me:
    The reason it disgusts you is because you are an atheist terrorist. Hits a little too close to home for you, doesn't it, you sick twisted caricature of a man?

    You guys are just as bad as them. Extremists killing and hating for religion. Look in the mirror and then tell me you dont see it. So dont hate on people for having the EXACT BEHAVIOR AS YOU!
    You fool! Do Muslim extremists follow the Word of the LORD GOD recorded perfectly in the 1611 King James Bible? No, of course they do not. YOU look in the mirror, if you can bear it, you perverted monster.

    This shouldent be legal. This is a site spreading LIES about the innocent.
    YOU should be stoned to death for blaspheming the Word of the LORD GOD and being a sodomite satan worshipper. Please, sir, turn to GOD before it's too late.
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • #362
      Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      Originally posted by Cursed View Post
      Your inability to avoid the censor while raving about your success at avoiding the censor makes me happy inside. Thank you.



      The reason it disgusts you is because you are an atheist terrorist. Hits a little too close to home for you, doesn't it, you sick twisted caricature of a man?



      You fool! Do Muslim extremists follow the Word of the LORD GOD recorded perfectly in the 1611 King James Bible? No, of course they do not. YOU look in the mirror, if you can bear it, you perverted monster.



      YOU should be stoned to death for blaspheming the Word of the LORD GOD and being a sodomite satan worshipper. Please, sir, turn to GOD before it's too late.
      The fact you are ignorant, presumptuous, and smug, makes ME happy inside.

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      • #363
        Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        Originally posted by Frayling0 View Post
        The fact you are ignorant, presumptuous, and smug, makes ME happy inside.
        By calling me ignorant, you are calling the Word of God ignorant, because I follow the Word.

        If you told your grandmother the Word of God is ignorant she would gasp and drop dead of a heart attack right there. How dare you!

        And admit it, you do not know true happiness. God hates you... the only way you can feel an illusion of happiness is by filling every second of your life with babbling.

        When it's quiet, when there's no television or computer or radio to distract you, when it's just you? Then you cannot deny the despair in your heart, the feeling of the void and emptiness, that nothing matters and that you are an insignificant speck of worthlessness in a cold universe. That abyss in your soul is the absence of GOD.

        Just admit it. Step one is admitting you have a problem; perhaps you should stop calling me mean names and focus on yourself and your own problems, which you must admit are MASSIVE. You're the one going to Hell, let's talk about that instead. Shouldn't the host direct the conversation? Aren't you the guest here?

        Don't you have any manners? Where you raised by cock fighters?

        You make me sick just imagining what kind of monster you are. I don't know everything about you, but I know enough to realize you serve Lucifer and are dirty and gross.
        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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        • #364
          Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          One awesome point after another guys, I loved that bit in the bible where Superman slew the Devil and everyone had a party. I promise if you look close enuf you will find it. It will be one hell of a party when that son of a gun Obama gets out of office he is like such an ass being liberal and all, and dem Jews are lame ite?
          Oh and I absolutely luv all your anti other religion stuff, its so inspiring.
          But then again
          So is EVIDENCE.
          I rest my case .....
          Also old books and a rag supposedly covering a supposedly magic man doesn't conut as evidence.

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          • #365
            Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            Originally posted by Christ the crossman View Post
            But then again
            So is EVIDENCE.
            I rest my case .....
            Also old books and a rag supposedly covering a supposedly magic man doesn't conut as evidence.
            We have EVIDENCE, you just can't handle it monkey worshiper

            Care to explain this with science?
            Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=669842#post669842
            Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!


            Or can your science explain this?
            Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053
            The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.

            What's that, it can't?

            Well take some 10 facts about why your non-belief system is WRONG
            Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=609033#post609033
            Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!


            and I don't need The Bible to prove God exists
            Six scientific Extra-Biblical arguments that PROVE God exists - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51193
            The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


            Give if your best shot materialist.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • #366
              Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
              My mother spent an entire three years of my home schooling focusing on The Evolutionist Conspiracy, so I'm something of an expert. The 67-page paper I produced as a result of that study, "The Evolutionist Conspiracy: How the Liberals and Jews used Negro Labor to Fund the Creation of a Godless America," won second prize in the 1997 Homeschooling Academic Rodeo in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.
              Trent, I would suggest that you study science in a REAL school, not at home with mommy while she watches re-runs of the Jim and Tammy Baker Show. Please don't attempt to enroll in university because your outdated views on science will earn you a fat 'F'. Speaking of fat, by look of your photo it may be time to lay off the twinkies.
              Revelations 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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              • #367
                Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                these apparent "conspirators" have nothing to do with evolution.(not that evolution is a conspiracy anyway) for example what do farmers have to do with anything? They are the ones growing most of the food for you.

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                • #368
                  Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  Originally posted by rudolph View Post
                  these apparent "conspirators" have nothing to do with evolution.(not that evolution is a conspiracy anyway) for example what do farmers have to do with anything? They are the ones growing most of the food for you.
                  I guess you joos know a lot about conspiracies, huh?

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #369
                    Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    Good job Pastor must have been pretty hard to find a random conspiracy theory on youtube. However, you still have not answered my question, how are these scientists and other groups of people you mentioned "conspirators" none of your alleged facts about them make sense.

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                    • #370
                      Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      Originally posted by rudolph2 View Post
                      Good job Pastor must have been pretty hard to find a random conspiracy theory on youtube. However, you still have not answered my question, how are these scientists and other groups of people you mentioned "conspirators" none of your alleged facts about them make sense.
                      Go back and read this thread from the start. We aren't here to spoon feed you, godmocker.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #371
                        Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        lol can you guys find other links supporting your "theories" other than other forums posts?? hahah nope because there is noooonnneee :-D I seriously spent like 2 hours the other day reading through them all and its hilarious. and once again if you were real christians youd understand jesus was a jew, and that 1611 wasnt when the bible was written....LAWLCAT. All this proves is that people who follow the word of god blindly are fools. nothing you say has solid proof your just ignorant men who get upset when people point out their incompetency...have fun bashing people for their opinions...and one last thing. I love how your all pro-america yet you still don't understand what the first amendment is haha!

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                        • #372
                          Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          and yea i know you wont respond to this like a grown up youll just say im unsaved so that once again proves my point haha

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                          • #373
                            Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                            Originally posted by Booger View Post
                            and yea i know you wont respond to this like a grown up youll just say im unsaved so that once again proves my point haha
                            Booger, I believe you are here because you have questions that you feel need answering. I believe that the Lord guided you here and I believe that in your heart you know it too. You do don't you? Please tell me, what is missing from your life that brought you to us? You are amongst friends,

                            Your future Brother in Christ

                            Jack
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • #374
                              Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              honestly i find it funny lol. but im only here cuz a friend showed me this site and asked if people were really this retarded...and i guess its true....just what is your definitive proof that the bible is correct? because you say it is? if you could please enlighten me i'd be very grateful

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                              • #375
                                Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by Booger View Post
                                honestly i find it funny lol. but im only here cuz a friend showed me this site and asked if people were really this retarded...and i guess its true....just what is your definitive proof that the bible is correct? because you say it is? if you could please enlighten me i'd be very grateful
                                Please read my sermon HERE.

                                Proof positive that the KJV1611 Bible is the one TRUE Word of God.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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