[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I am intelligent enough not to believe in magic or the supernatural.

It does not require intelligence to not believe in God. Lampposts and tampons don't believe in God.

[UNI0NJ4CK]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Greetings primitives!
I worship neither Jesus, Satan or God. The reason for this is because I am intelligent enough not to believe in magic or the supernatural.
I have to say though that after reading a fair few posts here I have decided that IF these imaginery beings DID exist, I think I would be far better off worshipping Satan. Judging by the statements made here it would appear that he is far more powerful than your 'God', and thus would be a more deserving deity to bow before.
I hope one day soon all Christians come to their senses and join the rest of the human race in moving forward, rather than trying to hold us all back.
Peace out idiots :-D

[Didymus Much]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

...And, humans are naturally getting taller every few generations. It all sounds like evolution to me.

Even the scientists say that that's due to better nutrition and medical care, not evolution.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

We see germs and other microscopic organisms adapt to different conditions and environments everyday.

No we don't.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Even though it is known that the world has not existed for millions of years, and that humans did not evolve from ape-like creatures--- why is it not possible for natural selection to be true after the worlds creation?

Because it is nonsense. God created everything, so there is no need for any improvements. Everything is already perfect.

Proverbs 3:19 "The LORD by wisdom hath founded the earth; by understanding hath he established the heavens."

[SoraDonaldGoofy]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Even though it is known that the world has not existed for millions of years, and that humans did not evolve from ape-like creatures--- why is it not possible for natural selection to be true after the worlds creation?
We see germs and other microscopic organisms adapt to different conditions and environments everyday. And, humans are naturally getting taller every few generations. It all sounds like evolution to me.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You have possibly just named 99.999999999999999999999% of the human population.

That means only 0.000000000000001% of the human population shall be saved by the grace of the Lord; True Christians™ only.

Make your choice.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Hrm, well that eliminates pretty much everyone. Can the unsaved really not see the Lord's light through these intangible rantings?

… "pretty much everyone" except True Christians™; doesn’t that make a perfect sense? Whom else would you believe?

[Jarpen]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You have possibly just named 99.99999999999999999999999% of the human population.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Birds lay eggs
Bats give birth like mammals. Thats why they are mammals and eagles
are birds.

Just because your hateful "science" has hijacked the word "bird" and twisted its meaning...

Mice have wings, I suppose? No - then why argue with what God has clearly designed to be a bird simply because He chose to make it in a way that is pleasing to Him.

Next you'll be saying that cows or elephants or some other so-called mammal will "evolve" wings and fly. There's a reason why birds made by God have wings and that reason is found here:

"20And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky.” Genesis 1:20

Yes, not "mammals" - birds! Imposing your crazy ideas onto us doesn't change that.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You are the stupidest block of shit i have ever had the misfortune to meet. I hope that you never have children so you don't pass on your crazy ideas to the future generation. I don't believe for a second that you have of masters degree from anywhere and if you did it just means your stupider than i thought. To have been taught science and simply ignore it is foolish. You idiots just use the literal interpretation of the bible to make excuse for your white supremacy and homophobia. You are and insult to man kind.

Why would anyone need to "justify" deploring homosexuality? Who are you to argue with the clearly stated Commandments of God?

This sort of vitriol is what we've come to expect from atheistical evenagelists, alas. Once their so-called science is challenged by the word of God it's no wonder they begin to become angry. I'd be fearful and blustering if I went against my Creator and started to question His will. The fear of Hell would be upon me and the loss of the ascent to everlasting life with God in Heaven would fill me with despair. Thankfully my parents loved me enough to help me reisist this sort of plausible Satanism when I was vulnerable.

There is still time for you to reject this ridiculous nonsense that simply can't be true if you think about it for more than a few seconds after accepting Jesus into your heart.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Somewhat like the Bible then, no?

No

[Sub 12]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

there is no way I am just going to believe something because some old guy declared himself the expert on everything and then wrote it down in a book!

Somewhat like the Bible then, no?

[James Hutchins]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You are the stupidest block of shit i have ever had the misfortune to meet. I hope that you never have children so you don't pass on your crazy ideas to the future generation. I don't believe for a second that you have of masters degree from anywhere and if you did it just means your stupider than i thought. To have been taught science and simply ignore it is foolish. You idiots just use the literal interpretation of the bible to make excuse for your white supremacy and homophobia. You are and insult to man kind.

Ah, the potty mouth. Typically occurs on the internet when a poster is confronted with irrefutable facts (not 'theories') and has a tantrum. Soon you will be posting porn of yourself with other children. Or perhaps you will threaten to beat us up.
I am sorry for you and you hate of God. Why the Truth of Jesus(c) is so upsetting to a person, I guess I'll never quite understand. I suppose it is the work of the Devil. It makes me very sad.
I have a lot of children, truth be told I cannot even remember all their names!
But please, stay on topic.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You are the stupidest block of shit i have ever had the misfortune to meet. I hope that you never have children so you don't pass on your crazy ideas to the future generation. I don't believe for a second that you have of masters degree from anywhere and if you did it just means your stupider than i thought. To have been taught science and simply ignore it is foolish. You idiots just use the literal interpretation of the bible to make excuse for your white supremacy and homophobia. You are and insult to man kind.

You are wrong. All of my opinions originate from the contents of the King James Bible. How could I come to it with preconceptions, if I have been raised on it completely?