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  • Slants Create Invisible Frogs

    In another attempt to pervert God's Divine Plan, the Jap scientists have created an invisible see-through frog that allows its guts to be seen by women and children. THIS disgusts me, and you can bet it disgusts Jesus too.

    No need for dissection as see-through frogs jump in

    TOKYO (AFP) - Japanese researchers have succeeded in producing see-through frogs, letting them observe organs, blood vessels and eggs under the skin without performing dissections.

    "You can see through the skin how organs grow, how cancer starts and develops," said the lead researcher Masayuki Sumida, professor at the Institute for Amphibian Biology of state-run Hiroshima University.

    "You can watch organs of the same frog over its entire life as you don't have to dissect it. The researcher can also observe how toxins affect bones, livers and other organs at lower costs," he told AFP.

    Dissections have become increasingly controversial in much of the world, particularly in schools where animal rights activists have pressed for humane alternatives such as using computer simulations.

    The researchers produced the creature from rare mutants of the Japanese brown frog, or Rena japonica, whose backs are usually ochre or brown.

    "You can see dramatic changes of organs when tadpoles mutate into frogs," said Sumida, whose team is seeking a patent.

    While the researchers relied on artificial insemination, they said that genetic engineering could also produce transparent and even illuminating frogs.

    Sumida said researchers could also inject into the transparent frogs an illuminating protein attached to a gene, which would light up the gene once it manifests -- for example, showing at what stage cancer starts.

    Sumida said it would be unrealistic to apply the same method to mammals such as mice as their skin structure is different.
    Oh, so now they plan on creating invisible human beings too? I'm going to forward this information to the DOF. The sneaky little monkeys could be planning another sneak invasion for all I know.
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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    In another attempt to pervert God's Divine Plan, the Jap scientists have created an invisible see-through frog that allows its guts to be seen by women and children. THIS disgusts me, and you can bet it disgusts Jesus too.

    Oh, so now they plan on creating invisible human beings too? I'm going to forward this information to the DOF. The sneaky little monkeys could be planning another sneak invasion for all I know.
    This sounds pretty uppity for "people" from Hiroshima University. I'd have thought their education would center more around subjects like "how to avoid getting turned into a small pile of radioactive ash". Nevertheless, I am relieved to know that my initial reading of the thread title was mistaken, and the nips haven't actually created invisible Frenchmen just yet. Frogs we can't see would be able to stealthily surrender to the terrorists with devastating efficiency.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #3
      Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

      They aren't invisible, their skin is just see-through so that they no longer need to perform dissections to do research. However, the idea of a see-through frog is pretty darn gross.
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      • #4
        Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        They aren't invisible, their skin is just see-through so that they no longer need to perform dissections to do research. However, the idea of a see-through frog is pretty darn gross.
        This coming from someone who takes care never to miss their five portions of baby-meat a day! Go pray to a spider, you damnable hippy wiccan.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

          Probably just a stepping stone toward clear skinned people to perform in their horrific porno movies the Japs are famous for.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • #6
            Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            Probably just a stepping stone toward clear skinned people to perform in their horrific porno movies the Japs are famous for.
            How does one access the LBC archives to research the evils of Japanese porn?
            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            • #7
              Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post

              Probably just a stepping stone toward clear skinned people to perform in their horrific porno movies the Japs are famous for.
              AAARRRGGGH! Designer porn stars! See-thru-Saran-wrap-Jap homers, what will slick-ular science think up next!
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • #8
                Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                AAARRRGGGH! Designer porn stars! See-thru-Saran-wrap-Jap homers, what will slick-ular science think up next!
                The Japanese are creating invisible pornstars??? How disgusting. The perverts are so depraved they are getting off on not watching!!! Well Japan, I have news for you; Jesus sees you not watching! You hear, Jesus knows what you are up to!

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                • #9
                  Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

                  I can only pray that the filth they are producing makes it to Landover and the DOF for a full evaluation and an official condemnation from the Church management.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

                    First see thru frogs, then see thru Japs. I wouldn't worry about the porn thou. With there small tallywhakers, it would just make them truly invisable.

                    The real fear is that they will sell this to the commie,pinko chinks. That way they can breed a whole generation of invisible chinks for there armies to invade the U.S. Thats there main goal. To take our money today, and our freedom tommorow.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

                      Bah, I have more than enough ammo for that.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        The Japanese are creating invisible pornstars??? How disgusting. The perverts are so depraved they are getting off on not watching!!! Well Japan, I have news for you; Jesus sees you not watching! You hear, Jesus knows what you are up to!
                        This is a terrifying prospect. Within the next few years, Jap technology may have advanced to the point where invisible tentacle monsters can molest invisible Catholic schoolgirls without anyone noticing! Why, you could be innocently sitting in Church, praying away, while unnatural tentaclebeast-on-Catholic-schoolgirl acts are taking place just inches from your nose! That is a thought that will keep me awake tonight.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          This coming from someone who takes care never to miss their five portions of baby-meat a day! Go pray to a spider, you damnable hippy wiccan.
                          How many times do I have to tell you I only ate veal ONCE! The nerve, honestly.

                          And why would I pray to a spider, considering I find them loathsome?

                          All I was saying was that the idea of a see-through frog, whilst beneficial, will not be the most pleasantly aesthetic thing to look upon. Hmmm....now that I think of it....maybe you landover baptist men should get some of these frogs. They'd be great wingmen (or wingfrogs, technically) for you. *snicker*
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