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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by twopatos View Post
    No, definitely not a messicant. Though I do speak Spanish, mostly due to my private school shoving down learning instead of Christ at it should have been. I'm sure there's something in the good book that can teach me how to forget the devil's tongue. If anyone is near Dallas we can do a good old fashioned tie-up-and-drag-behind-the-car till the hedon spanish language is bled out of me. Should have happened long ago on the tail end of a paddle with some nails in it, but my father was weak. Just look how I turned out, quoting scientific nonsense as if to spit in the very face of the good Lord, our creator and savior. It's irrelevant at this point; I have a new father now who is strong. Praise the Lord. He will punish me as he sees fit until I am purified. May the lashings be harsh as they are well deserved. Hallelujah!
    You are not Spanish, thus not white, thus inferior! Why don't you try to please God? Why the hatred?

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Water is another problem for round-earthers; If the world were round, even if there were gravity, it would all just flow to the bottom.
      And dare I say, keep going!

      I just did a 4th experiment, where I poured a glass of water over the balloon. (Do this over a sink.) The water didn't "cling" to the sphere, or even all pool at the bottom. No, instead it slid off in torrents.

      Ergo, if the earth indeed were a round ball, it would be a very dry round ball.

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        im sorry but there is no way anyone can be that inept
        im having trouble believeing this website is even real beacause of the level of ignorance here <<<this is a message of hate
        and i am positive with 100% of my heart that jesus sent a message of love not this crap
        its one thing to joke around
        its one thing to be a racist sack of crap
        but to be racist and violent in the name of god is a sin agaisnt god himself
        have fun with that

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by ny36jac View Post

          and i am positive with 100% of my heart that jesus sent a message of love
          Let's talk about that. Please post scriptures that back up your claim. You might find this thread enlightening as to the nature of Jesus' teachings.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by twopatos View Post
            I have accepted Jesus and deeply aspire to learn the full, unabridged True Christian™ Truth© from KJV1611. What is the first section I should read? As a nonbeliever scum deserving of stoning and other punishment as per the Lord, amen, I must ascend into righteousness as fast as possible. Can anyone suggest a path to salvation?
            twopatos

            That is great news...........Not so long ago I was just like you, a wretched, sinful non believer. But the wonderful True Christians™ here at LBC removed me from the clutches of Satan into the arms of Jesus

            GLORY BE

            1 Peter 3:21 (New King James Version)


            21 There is also an antitype which now saves us—baptism (not the removal of the filth of the flesh, but the answer of a good conscience toward God), through the resurrection of Jesus Christ,
            2 Samuel 22:31

            As for God, His way is perfect;
            The word of the LORD is proven;
            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Let's talk about that. Please post scriptures that back up your claim. You might find this thread enlightening as to the nature of Jesus' teachings.
              I think it's past all the little trolls bedtimes.

              I'm looking forward to a fun summer
              Drama queen

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                twopatos

                That is great news...........Not so long ago I was just like you, a wretched, sinful non believer. But the wonderful True Christians™ here at LBC removed me from the clutches of Satan into the arms of Jesus

                GLORY BE

                1 Peter 3:21 (New King James Version)


                21 There is also an antitype which now saves us—baptism (not the removal of the filth of the flesh, but the answer of a good conscience toward God), through the resurrection of Jesus Christ,
                Yes Brother Swish it is great news that he finally saw the light. That aside however, he was quite rude to me earlier so I will certainly be waiting with reservation as to the authenticity of his claimed "enlightenment".




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  I think it's past all the little trolls bedtimes.

                  I'm looking forward to a fun summer
                  Sister love, you have come upon the summer season of bored children whose parents don't love them. Welcome to summer baby sitting!
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Sister love, you have come upon the summer season of bored children whose parents don't love them. Welcome to summer baby sitting!
                    Except if I was actually babysitting them, I'd paddle their little behinds shut off the computer and give them something more constructive to do, like copying out scripture.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      Except if I was actually babysitting them, I'd paddle their little behinds shut off the computer and give them something more constructive to do, like copying out scripture.
                      Indeed! Or they should do the wall squat. That was a favorite at the school my parents sent me to.

                      What you do, is make the child stand with its back to the wall. Then you make them squat down until their quads and knees burn and they fall down.

                      Great discipline! If you really want to do it up right, you make them hold their arms out crucifixion style and place books on their hands for them to hold up.

                      If they still won't listen, threaten them with tales of Brother Levi's paddle that has holes drilled in it for speed whippings.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                        Yes Brother Swish it is great news that he finally saw the light. That aside however, he was quite rude to me earlier so I will certainly be waiting with reservation as to the authenticity of his claimed "enlightenment".
                        Sister Wintersnow

                        I am quite disturbed to hear how anyone could possibly be rude to the delightful and very Godly Mrs. Wintersnow

                        Well I too will pray that twopatos new found enlightenment is genuine

                        (I do hope that this has not been too distressing for you Sister - I know that you currently have much of Gods work underway and pies aplenty to bake)
                        2 Samuel 22:31

                        As for God, His way is perfect;
                        The word of the LORD is proven;
                        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          1) Fails because he doesn't know anything about relativity. You aren't launched in the back of a train if you stand in there and jump do you? No, because your body is in motion at the same speed as the object you are standing on.
                          It's also the same law that makes a ball fall almost directly beneath you no matter what horizontal speed you're travelling at, because the ball is in the same speed as you, and only the force you exert on it will determine it's velocity and in which direction it'll go.

                          2) A balloon doesn't weight anything compared to the earth, if you compare the weight of a human compared to the small piece of paper. The gravitational pull of the earth is WAY more powerful than the one from the balloon, although every object exerts some kind of gravitational pull on objects. It's just that the billions of tonnes are just a tiny bit heavier than the few grams a balloon creates.. That's the law of universal gravitation. G= (gravitational constant) * M1M2/R1R2. This has been proven again, and again, and again. It's the laws that got us to the moon, which by the way gave us: http://photomural.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/1_3.jpg

                          Looks curved doesn't it? Maybe it's even a part of a sphere?

                          3) That one didn't even make sence.

                          Note: I know I'll get bashed by you guys for not sharing your opinion, but religion has always had intolerance for other peoples opinions, so it's kind of expected. When you can explain something science can't, then we'll have a REASONABLE discussion And as for now, everything mentioned can be explained.

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Grimmcorpse View Post
                            1) Fails because he doesn't know anything about relativity. You aren't launched in the back of a train if you stand in there and jump do you? No, because your body is in motion at the same speed as the object you are standing on.
                            It's also the same law that makes a ball fall almost directly beneath you no matter what horizontal speed you're travelling at, because the ball is in the same speed as you, and only the force you exert on it will determine it's velocity and in which direction it'll go.

                            2) A balloon doesn't weight anything compared to the earth, if you compare the weight of a human compared to the small piece of paper. The gravitational pull of the earth is WAY more powerful than the one from the balloon, although every object exerts some kind of gravitational pull on objects. It's just that the billions of tonnes are just a tiny bit heavier than the few grams a balloon creates.. That's the law of universal gravitation. G= (gravitational constant) * M1M2/R1R2. This has been proven again, and again, and again. It's the laws that got us to the moon, which by the way gave us: http://photomural.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/1_3.jpg

                            Looks curved doesn't it? Maybe it's even a part of a sphere?

                            3) That one didn't even make sence.

                            Note: I know I'll get bashed by you guys for not sharing your opinion, but religion has always had intolerance for other peoples opinions, so it's kind of expected. When you can explain something science can't, then we'll have a REASONABLE discussion And as for now, everything mentioned can be explained.

                            YOU fail because you don't even have to common courtesy to make an Introduction thread on the INTRODUCTION FORUM.

                            Just as you would not expect anyone to respect you if you ran in and ransacked their house, WE don't appreciate it when you don't show US respect. It IS a two way street Mr, and you have the audacity to speak of being reasonable.

                            YIC,

                            Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by Grimmcorpse View Post
                              Looks curved doesn't it? Maybe it's even a part of a sphere?
                              Looks like part of a disk to me.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by Grimmcorpse View Post
                                1) Fails because he doesn't know anything about relativity. You aren't launched in the back of a train if you stand in there and jump do you? No, because your body is in motion at the same speed as the object you are standing on.
                                It's also the same law that makes a ball fall almost directly beneath you no matter what horizontal speed you're travelling at, because the ball is in the same speed as you, and only the force you exert on it will determine it's velocity and in which direction it'll go.

                                2) A balloon doesn't weight anything compared to the earth, if you compare the weight of a human compared to the small piece of paper. The gravitational pull of the earth is WAY more powerful than the one from the balloon, although every object exerts some kind of gravitational pull on objects. It's just that the billions of tonnes are just a tiny bit heavier than the few grams a balloon creates.. That's the law of universal gravitation. G= (gravitational constant) * M1M2/R1R2. This has been proven again, and again, and again. It's the laws that got us to the moon, which by the way gave us: http://photomural.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/1_3.jpg

                                Looks curved doesn't it? Maybe it's even a part of a sphere?

                                3) That one didn't even make sence.

                                Note: I know I'll get bashed by you guys for not sharing your opinion, but religion has always had intolerance for other peoples opinions, so it's kind of expected. When you can explain something science can't, then we'll have a REASONABLE discussion And as for now, everything mentioned can be explained.
                                Why do you promote racism?

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