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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #256
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by Critters View Post
    And yet calling people unsaved scum and the like will lead to... what exactly?
    I approached you in a cordial and nice manner when you were 3 posts into your posting on this forum.

    You ignored my pleasant request and now an additional (at least) 14 posts in still continue to do so by willfully flouting the forums rules, and have been rude to not only me, but also to my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, but also to God himself.

    Now, unless you claim to have been Saved by the Lord Jesus Christ, you ARE UNSAVED SCUM.

    You appear to have issue with the truth on MANY levels critter. All I can do is pray for you.

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #257
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Critters View Post
      Could you please tell me who exactly has trademarked the Word of God? Blashpemy I say!

      Anyways, I would once again like to request responses to my post on page 21, but like I said, you are all blatantly ignoring that like you do with anything you can not simply pass off as "foul" or "heathen". I really would like to hear some educated responses to this, if I am wrong, then by all means present arguements to support that.
      Why do you believe the earth is round when the Bible tells us it is flat.

      Genesis 28:14 And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth, and thou shalt spread abroad to the west, and to the east, and to the north, and to the south: and in thee and in thy seed shall all the families of the earth be blessed

      If the earth was round, you would not have, west, east, north and south

      Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven
      Job 38:13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?


      Again the bible clearly says the ends of the earth. Does a ball have an end.

      You have not read the Bible and accepted the Lord!
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Cretin
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jul 2010
        • 59

        #258
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        It seems like avoiding the topic is exactly what you're after, drag it away, derail it completely. Kinda wondering how I have been rude to God though? And your Brothers and Sisters as you call them? No my dear, you were the one being rude to me. Ordering me to do this and that, calling me names. I would expect more mature behavior from someone who is actually a mother of 3 children, but judging by your responses here, this is about as mature as it is going to get.

        Once more, I will urge you to glance at the post at page 21, and make a reply. It seems that you are unable to find any sort of counterarguement whatsoever. And so you revert naturally to your "holier than thou" attitude.

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        • Cretin
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2010
          • 59

          #259
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post
          If the earth was round, you would not have, west, east, north and south

          Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven
          Job 38:13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?

          Again the bible clearly says the ends of the earth. Does a ball have an end.
          Why would it not have east, west, south and north if it was round? Being round has nothing to do with points of the compass my dear. I would really love to read the explanation to this one!


          Where is the end of the earth then? Show me please.

          You seem to take that extremely by the letter, assuming that it is meant as it is written. Asumptions are the singposts of an undisciplined mind.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #260
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Critters View Post
            Kinda wondering how I have been rude to God though? And your Brothers and Sisters as you call them?
            You are not accepting the word of the Lord.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Cretin
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jul 2010
              • 59

              #261
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              And you are not responding to my questions.

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #262
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by Critters View Post
                And you are not responding to my questions.
                Are you Satan, trying to tempt good Christian folk with your satanic lies
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #263
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Critters View Post
                  Wow that jump theory of yours is one of the funniest things I have ever read!
                  It wasn't a joke. I'm not sure you'll find it funny when you die believing in a spherical Earth and when God judges you, He throws you into the deepest pits of Hell for daring question His Holy Word.


                  Apparently you have not heard of anything called relative speed.

                  So, discredit this if you will: You are standing inside a car travelling at 30 feet per second and you jump. Let us assume that your jump lasts for 1 second just to make it easy. According to your theory, you would then land 30 feet behind the car.
                  First of all, I don't know how you can even jump in a car. I drive a Mercedes Benz S600 AMG and that's a pretty roomy car in the back seat, but there's no room to jump or stand. So that's a pretty poor experiment on your part.

                  But, in the car you could throw up a coin in the air. The coin will come straight down in your hand. I guess this is what you call relative speed. But, you are comparing apples and oranges. A car is not the same as the Earth.

                  The big difference is the car is inside and the Earth is outside. Now, stand on the roof of the car and jump up. What happens? Do you land back on the car? According to your "relative speed" theory, you would.

                  As for the blow theory, you are kind of disproving your own arguement there. The paper falls off the baloon because the earth's gravity is higher than the gravity of the balloon. But that's not the funniest thing actually. You are claiming people in Australia would fall off, as if Australia was on the botton of the sphere, and Alaska on the top of the sphere. How come we can't view, for instance, Boulder, Colorado to be at the very bottom of the sphere. I mean, who are you to say that Australia, relative to the entire universe, is pointing downwards?
                  So now you're contradicting your own scientists (interesting). How come then on every map and every globe, Australia is on the bottom? I've never seen Boulder, Colorado at the bottom of any map or globe. Ever.

                  Besides, it doesn't matter where top or bottom is. The point is there is a top and bottom. Let's say for sake of argument that Australia was on the top. Okay, the people wouldn't fall off. But, if you go the antipodal part of the Earth of Australia, which would be around the United Kingdom area, then UK people would be falling off the Earth. But, the UK people are not falling off either.

                  This leads to the logical conclusion that everywhere on earth is more or less on a relatively flat, even level and is on top.

                  Let's say we're standing on a ship on a completely still day in the middle of the ocean, if the earth was flat, we would have unlimited view in all directions right? Why do the ships disappear as they move over the horizon? Why don't they fall off, seeing as the earth is flat and if they go below sea level, the ship must surely be sinking or falling off the edge?
                  Since when is the ocean completely flat? Ever heard of waves? Also, waves can be hundreds, if not thousands of feet high in the middle, deepest parts of the open sea. If a ship sails out of view and you only see the top of it, that means it's going down a wave crest and is actually below average sea level, and your view is obstructed by that wave.

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                  • kenster92
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 15

                    #264
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                    The big difference is the car is inside and the Earth is outside. Now, stand on the roof of the car and jump up. What happens? Do you land back on the car? According to your "relative speed" theory, you would.

                    There is also velocity and acceleration you must take into account. If you jump you lose that velocity and acceleration, making you slow down. This does not mean you will fall backwards however. The time at 0 seconds, the exact moment when you jump, you will be traveling at the same speed as the car. As you lose that velocity you begin to slow down and the car would be moving faster than you all the while.

                    So, while you slow down with speed and the car gains speed you will find that you will not land in the same place.

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                    • Anti_Heretics
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 4

                      #265
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      First: I really sorry if my english is not perfect. I am not an english native speaker. Any correction will help me

                      Now to the discussion...

                      I feel sorry for those who don't believe in the experiments...
                      They are just fools. The 3 experiments are just perfects!!!

                      They don't understand that you just believe that the earth is flat.

                      Guys, don't even try to explain it. It doesn't work...

                      Originally posted by avidchristian View Post
                      thank you for that restatement but i dont think these people will ever understand that the earth is not flat because there skulls are as thick as walls and the only thing inside of them is a bible which is where all this "omniscient" information pours from
                      That's it.

                      I have millions of arguments to prove how wrong are thinking about the flat form of the earth. But I don't waste my time on it. I have many other things to do (go to church is one of them, yes i'm a believer).

                      In fact I am here to help those "skepticals" who waste time on this forum.
                      I recommend you the next: Read the forum and laugh. It is a really funny. These "Landover Baptist Church Guys" are really really really ridiculous.

                      PD: I am a scientis. I study physics and I'm a believer. You could say whatever you want but just like you ask for arguments I will ask for them too.

                      Again: Sorry if my english is not perfect

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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #266
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by kenster92 View Post
                        There is also velocity and acceleration you must take into account. If you jump you lose that velocity and acceleration, making you slow down. This does not mean you will fall backwards however. The time at 0 seconds, the exact moment when you jump, you will be traveling at the same speed as the car. As you lose that velocity you begin to slow down and the car would be moving faster than you all the while.

                        So, while you slow down with speed and the car gains speed you will find that you will not land in the same place.

                        Why is it you people cannot read what is written? Where did Rev. Jim even say the car was moving?

                        You atheists are not only stupid but crazy too!

                        YIC,

                        Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • Mistress Cookie
                          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 6790

                          #267
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                          I have read Rev Jim's exciting home experiments and tried them all at home and they worked. Therefore, his work was peer reviewed and his conclusions prove TRUE.
                          Did you try the one I came up with, about pouring the glass of water on the balloon and noting the runoff....proving we'd be dessert dry with no water if the Earth were, indeed, round?

                          Did you get the same results?

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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #268
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                            Did you try the one I came up with, about pouring the glass of water on the balloon and noting the runoff....proving we'd be dessert dry with no water if the Earth were, indeed, round?

                            Did you get the same results?
                            Indeed I did Mistress Cookie and your experiment held up to be 100% accurate! I even did it a second time to make sure and same result!

                            I even posted a "likeness" some time back on this thread supporting your experiment.




                            Another thing too. We have MANY floods here in Australia too so if the earth was round (like a globe) that wouldn't happen now would it!


                            You too have proven to be quite the scientific mind!

                            Not that we gals are not science minded, mind you. It takes quite alot of scientific prowess to get a Sponge Cake or a fluffy buttermilk pancake to rise just right.

                            YIC,

                            Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #269
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by Cretin View Post
                              Once more, I will urge you to glance at the post at page 21, and make a reply. It seems that you are unable to find any sort of counterarguement whatsoever. And so you revert naturally to your "holier than thou" attitude.
                              Are you talking about this one?

                              Originally posted by Cretin View Post
                              Just want to add in something with the blow theory here: You don't seem to understand the difference between mass and volume. The balloon, relative to it's size, is NOT that much greater in MASS than the tiny piece of paper if you look at it in cubic inch per cubic inch. You see, mass is the WEIGHT of and object, VOLUME is the size. Since the volume of the balloon is made up of 99% air, it will not be lighter than your piece of paper. But you need to understand the difference between MASS and VOLUME to understand this. And sadly, the gravity on earth is much greater than anything you can actually manufacture at home here. Why? Because the objects you are using to manufacture those items are objects already on our planet, so unless you use 5.0000000000001% of the earths material to make something to prove this experiment, the result will always end in a failure. Not really gonna bother explaining the simple physics behind this since you will probably dismiss it as mumbo jumbo.

                              Well, that's my view anyways, feel free to keep moving backwards towards the dark ages though.
                              Ignoring the insults if you had bothered to read the thread I repeated this test with a toy ball and a Jolly ball. It turned out that the denser the item the easier the piece of paper fell off.

                              As for this one.
                              Originally posted by Cretin View Post
                              Who are you to pass judgement onto others? Do you believe yourself equal with God? What does the Bible say about lying by the way?
                              2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

                              1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
                              Drama queen

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #270
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by Cretin View Post
                                And you are not responding to my questions.
                                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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