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  • #4291
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
    Yes I know. It's just the immature mods on this site don't understand what my username means so they've just assumed that I'm obese.
    Assume? I'm sorry Joe, I can see from your picture that you clearly have a weight problem that is seriously damaging to your health. You should really try to seek professional help in losing that weight.



    Proof?
    Wow, is your attention span so short you forget what you just read the sentence before? The Bible is obviously the Word of God because of how it has flourished despite all attempts to eradicate it.

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    • #4292
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      Assume? I'm sorry Joe, I can see from your picture that you clearly have a weight problem that is seriously damaging to your health. You should really try to seek professional help in losing that weight.
      Yeah because i would put a picture like that as my avatar.

      The mods chose that as my avatar and I can't do anything about it. As I said before, immature mods.

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      Wow, is your attention span so short you forget what you just read the sentence before? The Bible is obviously the Word of God because of how it has flourished despite all attempts to eradicate it.
      You could say that about many religions, therefore most holy books from are the word of god.

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      • #4293
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Take a look in the mirror.
        Wrong answer. Use your brain for once...Are able to think?

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        • #4294
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by The Belgian Fool View Post
          Wrong answer. Use your brain for once...Are able to think?
          Well, I'll agree with you partially. One of us gave the wrong answer.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #4295
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Well, I'll agree with you partially. One of us gave the wrong answer.
            The worst thing is that he'll think that he's been banned for disagreeing with us.

            Just more proof that atheists are just too stupid to understand the Bible.
            Drama queen

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            • #4296
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
              Yeah because i would put a picture like that as my avatar.

              The mods chose that as my avatar and I can't do anything about it. As I said before, immature mods.
              Nobody changed your avatar. Why are you lying?



              You could say that about many religions, therefore most holy books from are the word of god.
              Oh, I see why you're a liar. Because you reject the Bible and therefore all morality

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              • #4297
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Nobody changed your avatar.
                Really? I think you should talk to one of the mods on this site.

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Why are you lying?
                Your the one whose lying by saying that nobody changed my avatar.

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                • #4298
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                  Your the one whose lying by saying that nobody changed my avatar.
                  What does your avatar have to do with the shape of the earth? A moderator should actually look into your habit of derailing valuable threads on God's favorite forum.

                  As an aside, gluttony is a sin.

                  Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to thy throat, If thou be a man given to appetite.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • #4299
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    What does your avatar have to do with the shape of the earth? A moderator should actually look into your habit of derailing valuable threads on God's favorite forum.

                    As an aside, gluttony is a sin.

                    Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to thy throat, If thou be a man given to appetite.
                    Did you even read the previous page? I wasn't the one who started talking about my avatar and I also acknowledged that gluttony is a sin.

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                    • #4300
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                      Really? I think you should talk to one of the mods on this site.
                      All of the mods on this site are my close friends and they assure me they had nothing to with your avatar.

                      I don't think the mods can even switch a person's avatar, can they?

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                      • #4301
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        @Heathen_Basher No, mods can not change avatars. Mods can only say nice things and ban bad people.
                        I Jesus!

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                        • #4302
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                          @Heathen_Basher No, mods can not change avatars. Mods can only say nice things and ban bad people.
                          Thank you for confirming that Sister Felicity. Yours should be the final word on the subject considering all the prayer meetings and private counseling sessions you have with the powers that be at Landover Baptist Church. Joe-XL probably forgot he sipped himself into a drunken stupor and changed his own avatar. (I wonder how many vats that took considering his girth?) Now he wants to shift the blame to True Christian(tm) mods and admins because of his own remorse and shame.
                          Romans 6:21 -- What fruit had ye then in those things whereof ye are now ashamed? for the end of those things is death.
                          Job 42:6 -- Wherefore I abhor myself, and repent in dust and ashes.
                          Joe-XL should take the following verse to heart:
                          Ephesians 4:31 -- Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
                          YiJC, BS

                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          • #4303
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            All of the mods on this site are my close friends and they assure me they had nothing to with your avatar.

                            I don't think the mods can even switch a person's avatar, can they?
                            Well they changed mine. Why would I even put a picture like that as my avatar?

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                            • #4304
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Here is something to "chew on"...

                              Okay so a massive, dense, round object like the Earth holds things close to it because of gravity. What about a massive, dense, round object like Joe-XL? Shouldn't very small objects be pulled into his gravitational field and stick to him? Like if he sat down at a desk a paper clip would get sucked into him.

                              No, that doesn't happen. Why? Because mass cannot cause the force known as gravity. It also disproves the feasibility of a flat earth.

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                              • #4305
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                                Well they changed mine. Why would I even put a picture like that as my avatar?
                                Will you stop going on and on about your avatar already?!? Sheesh. Okay, you're fat. We've seen it, we've acknowledged it, we've been grossed out about it. Fine, it's all done, you've had your way.

                                Now can we PLEASE drop the subject of you being "XL" and return to the topic at hand?
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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