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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

    It's a good thing my parents never sent me to public school. I'd be suing all those lying communist bastards!

    Now that this kid has stood up for his rights, I'm sure the floodgates will be open. Liberals everywhere will be getting sued for spreading the same lies.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

      PRAISE JESUS

      I am so glad to see courts starting to swing more towards a Christian morality, even if they do have a long way to go.
      Drama queen

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

        This man needs to be stripped of his teaching credentials and should never be allowed in a school again. It is people like him that are a cancer on society. He is taking advantage of young, pliable minds to turn them into God-mocking atheist scumbags.

        How dare he describe creationism as "superstitious nonsense"! You know what superstitious nonsense actually is? It's the belief that rocks just spontaneously turned into plants which turned into bugs which turned into dinosaurs which turned into monkeys which turned into us!

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Dirk
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1425

          #5
          Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

          It seems America isn't completely damned and there aren't all lieberals.
          I wonder what Bible our friend Chad reads......KJV?

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #6
            Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

            Oh poor kid.

            Why did he get sent to public school?

            Why did his mother not home school him?

            Did he not have a True Christian (tm) daddy supporting this poor lad to the best education?

            Very sad.
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #7
              Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

              Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
              Oh poor kid.

              Why did he get sent to public school?

              Why did his mother not home school him?

              Did he not have a True Christian ™ daddy supporting this poor lad to the best education?

              Very sad.
              Not everybody loves God, so that might explain it.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

                That's really par for the course at public school.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

                  What a shining example of moral justness and true wisdom coming from the court on this decision.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • True Disciple
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2445

                    #10
                    Re: Student Wins Creationist Lawsuit!

                    Great that there still are some Godly judges left in this country.

                    I am sure that there is great rejoicing in Heaven right now over the souls that, had this teacher still been allowed to spout his filth, would undoubtedly have fallen away from Christianity and right into Satan's clutches. Praise Jesus!
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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