[handmaiden]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Ok, well, explain the stars, what are they to you. How do they work on a flat Earth model, be scientific, and don't even bring up God, or jesus, once. I dare you.

Try to contribute to an informative discussion about God and Jesus just once. I dare you.

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

This flat earth belongs to God. The only things that belong to you are the rest of your miserable godless life and a reserved spot in the Lake of Fire for eternity. Think about Jesus's feelings next time you want to mouth off to His most beloved devotees.

Ok, well, explain the stars, what are they to you. How do they work on a flat Earth model, be scientific, and don't even bring up God, or jesus, once. I dare you.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Answer, you have no place in society, now get off my round planet, you dumb piffles.

This flat earth belongs to God. The only things that belong to you are the rest of your miserable godless life and a reserved spot in the Lake of Fire for eternity. Think about Jesus's feelings next time you want to mouth off to His most beloved devotees.

[handmaiden]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

I hope this image explains who you flatards are, and where you place in society

Answer, you have no place in society, now get off my round planet, you dumb piffles.

You are very rude, and not particularly bright yourself. Moreover, you seem to lack empathy and concern for others seeing as how you don't care about their spiritual well-being.


Landover Baptist Church cares. It is why we keep plugging away, showing people the Truth® of the Bible, so they can be free as we are.

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

I hope this image explains who you flatards are, and where you place in society

Answer, you have no place in society, now get off my round planet, you dumb fucks.

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Thank you, you just made my point. Flat earth, flat sun and flat moon can be simulated with the experiment I explained to you. Your fancy words "TIDALLY LOCKING" mean simply "God designed it."

Apparently, this is all a little hard for you to understand but don't become discouraged. We at Landover Baptist are here to help you.

Can I talk to you somewhere else? I ran out of image storage- whoops- like idk on discord? (That's an app btw)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Huh, funny, you do know that a lunar eclipse is when the earth goes inbetween the sun and moon, and the reason we see one side if the moon is of a concept called TIDALLY LOCKING.

Thank you, you just made my point. Flat earth, flat sun and flat moon can be simulated with the experiment I explained to you. Your fancy words "TIDALLY LOCKING" mean simply "God designed it."

Apparently, this is all a little hard for you to understand but don't become discouraged. We at Landover Baptist are here to help you.

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Such a condescending way of discussing science! I discussed this in another of your uniformed posts--but ok, maybe if I explain it more slowly my student will understand.

Eclipses are simply one flat surface passing in front of another. Cut out a piece of cardboard the size of the full (flat) moon you are looking at. Move the cardboard slowly across your view of the moon and you have completed the experiment. You have done a lab exorcise simulating an eclipse.

Huh, funny, you do know that a lunar eclipse is when the earth goes inbetween the sun and moon, and the reason we see one side if the moon is of a concept called TIDALLY LOCKING.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Ok, well, another question. How do Lunar Eclipses work to you people?????

Such a condescending way of discussing science! I discussed this in another of your uniformed posts--but ok, maybe if I explain it more slowly my student will understand.

Eclipses are simply one flat surface passing in front of another. Cut out a piece of cardboard the size of the full (flat) moon you are looking at. Move the cardboard slowly across your view of the moon and you have completed the experiment. You have done a lab exorcise simulating an eclipse.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

That is a solar eclipse kind sir. im talking about a lunar eclipse, one where the earth goes inbetween the moon and the sun. And you can't say it doesn't exist.

Yes. I've seaen it, on a hill at sunrise when there's a full moon. Pretty obvious really - but that doesn't mean they're not attached to The Firmament. Just out of curiosity, what shape do you think it is?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

That is a solar eclipse kind sir. im talking about a lunar eclipse, one where the earth goes inbetween the moon and the sun. And you can't say it doesn't exist.

How about we do some actual science here. What I will describe is a science project teachers at Freehold Public Schools do every term.

The next time there is a full moon, cut out a circle from a piece of cardboard. Make the circle about the same size as the full moon you are looking at.

Then, hold the cardboard in front of the moon. If you move it slightly to the left or to the right you have a crescent moon. Guess what. The moon is flat, the cardboard is flat. That's proof of the flat moon and earth God created.

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Half moon, crescent moon, whatever this on is, it's flat. The moon is flat, always has been, always will be. Get over it.

That is a solar eclipse kind sir. im talking about a lunar eclipse, one where the earth goes inbetween the moon and the sun. And you can't say it doesn't exist.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

The moon is round. If it was not round, it would look distorted everywhere EXCEPT overhead.

..er ..the moon IS overhead.

Here is another round object.



It is a Scottish penny from the early 14th century. Clearly it is the same shape as the moon, according to your own arguments. And if you stick it on the ceiling of an igloo you'd have a very good approximation to what God explains in The Bible. By drilling through the igloo you could even see it edgeways but so far nobody's drilled through The Firmament.

As you haven't addressed my example of the round coin, we'll assume that we agree. The next problem is that using your ideas about lunar and solar motion requires both objects to have momentum. We've established that eclipses occur when the sun passes in front of the moon so the moon is obscured—this happens every month—or, less frequently, when the moon obscures the sun. There are other theories but here we're addressing your confusion and that requires them to be moving in very specific ways. What happens according to your theory when they both stop? What happens when the sun moves backwards? These are historical events where conservation of momentum (or angular momentum in the case of a ball-shaped earth weighing many tons) fails bigly.

Without coming out categorically for one particular model of how objects are attached to The Firmament, any theory requiring gargantuan momentum to be overcome in just a few minutes—an hour, tops—cannot be plausible. Notice I'm not saying it's false: there needs to be an explanation: it's a solution I'd be very interested to hear.

[Didymus Much]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Well guess what, you people are only a small percentage of the population...

Someone, somewhere, is yelling "BINGO!" after filling their "atheist fallacy" card.

...And we don't care about you people either. Go to hell.

The hell that you don't believe in. Logic intensifies.

[handmaiden]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Well guess what, you people are only a small percentage of the population. And we don't care about you people either. Go to hell.

Aww, bless your little heart. I needed a little laughter in my day. Thanks for being so predictable. You may not be making any real sense, but you've arrived at the very same place as so many obtuse trolls before you.


And little one, let me assure you that my knowledge of the Bible has instilled in me an utter and profound confidence that I will not be going to Hell.


It's a wonderful feeling, by the way. I wish the same to all humankind.