[Ezekiel Bathfire]

[Anthony Harper]

Thank you Mr. Harper for a good summary. Round earth is promoted by pointy-headed professors at Harvard. President Trump is putting that place out of business. After he closes Harvard, other universities will be freighted and teach flat earth.

Mayor Hold,

That comment about Harvard reminds me of a good sermon I listened to a few months ago. Colleges such as Harvard and Duke were intended to be a bastion for Christian values - and today they are an institution of smut! They also encourage sin! I hope President Trump can get these schools on the straight path asap!

[sabrithekimono]

I am somewhat familiar with the Flat Earth study. The way it works is Earth is a flat plane with the Arctic in the center and Antarctica (and beyond) around the edges. The sun and the moon travel in a circle above the Earth, at different speeds respectively. I believe this sets the stage for the following Flat Earth truths.

• Sometimes we can see the sun and the moon at the same time. If the Earth were round, the moon would be on the other side of the planet.
• Day and Night change depending on which side of the Earth has the sun over it.
• Seasons occur when the sun and moon take a larger or smaller path, traveling between the Northern and Southern Hemisphere.
• There is more land than we are told: possibly beyond Antarctica and us peons are not allowed there. I think we can all agree that this shady behavior is consistent with government behavior.
• Round Earth conditions us to believe we are an insignificant planet roaming through space that was created from an explosion. How can an explosion create a planet? Flat Earth empowers us and places us at the center of the universe where God wants us where He created us!

Yes, we can see the sun and moon at the same time, but this actually proves the Earth is round, not flat, The Moon is in an elliptical orbit around the earth, being influenced by the Earths gravity. The reason we see them at the same time is due to The Moon being at a different point in its orbit, this also causes Moon Phases. Sometimes its close to the Sun in out point of view, sometimes its on the opposite side. The Moons gravity also creates Tides, making water bulge upwards when the Moon is over head or on the opposite side of Earth from us, and making the water level go down when its rising or setting for us. Speaking of which, Day and Night. These two are only possible with the Earth rotating west to east around its Axis. The sun rising and setting is due to this rotation, rising in the East, setting in the west. But on a flat earth model, to our eyes, the sun and moon would go across a weird line from east to west, with it growing when it reaches Eastern point if this line, and shrinking when it reaches the Western point in the sky. Seasons occur due to Earths tilt on its axis, about 23.5°, in winter, the tilt makes the Northern Hemisphere tilted away from the sun, making less sunlight and heat hit the North, making it colder, and in the summer, The Northern Hemisphere is facing the sun head on, making more sunlight and heat his the North, making it hot. Also, there is no land beyond Antarctica, Antarctica is the South Pole of Earth, and you can actually go there, a few times a year, people can buy tickets to a cruise to Antarctica. By the way, Seasons also affect the length of Day and Night, in the Arctic, (where people live), during the winter, the sun almost never rises above the horizon, but during summer, the sun is out almost 24/7, but on most of your models, you show an arbitrary straight line through the circle, and you think its good enough, and no one will check any sources. Also, on most models depicting Seasons, you dont show the day and Night at all, because if you did, they wouldnt make any sense, so i challenge any of you ti make a model depicting Seasons and an accurate day and Night cycle, including the arctics 6 months of darkness and 6 months of light. And dont forget to include the opposite for Antarctica, 6 months of sunlight in Northern Winter, and 6 hours of darkness in Northern Summer. And Eclipses twice every year due to the Moons tilt, and also show how Mercury and Venus orbit the sun, but you never show it. Hmmm. I'll let you get to it.

(By the way, you said Northern and Southern Hemisphere, a Hemisphere is Half of a sphere, funny how youre using it to describe flat earth, LOL)
(And also, the moon and sun are the same size in the sky due to the sun being 400× larger, and 400× farther away then the moon is.)

[sabrithekimono]

I am somewhat familiar with the Flat Earth study. The way it works is Earth is a flat plane with the Arctic in the center and Antarctica (and beyond) around the edges. The sun and the moon travel in a circle above the Earth, at different speeds respectively. I believe this sets the stage for the following Flat Earth truths.

• Sometimes we can see the sun and the moon at the same time. If the Earth were round, the moon would be on the other side of the planet.
• Day and Night change depending on which side of the Earth has the sun over it.
• Seasons occur when the sun and moon take a larger or smaller path, traveling between the Northern and Southern Hemisphere.
• There is more land than we are told: possibly beyond Antarctica and us peons are not allowed there. I think we can all agree that this shady behavior is consistent with government behavior.
• Round Earth conditions us to believe we are an insignificant planet roaming through space that was created from an explosion. How can an explosion create a planet? Flat Earth empowers us and places us at the center of the universe where God wants us where He created us!

Yes, we can see the sun and moon at the same time, but this actually proves the Earth is round, not flat, The Moon is in an elliptical orbit around the earth, being influenced by the Earths gravity. The reason we see them at the same time is due to The Moon being at a different point in its orbit, this also causes Moon Phases. Sometimes its close to the Sun in out point of view, sometimes its on the opposite side. The Moons gravity also creates Tides, making water bulge upwards when the Moon is over head or on the opposite side of Earth from us, and making the water level go down when its rising or setting for us. Speaking of which, Day and Night. These two are only possible with the Earth rotating west to east around its Axis. The sun rising and setting is due to this rotation, rising in the East, setting in the west. But on a flat earth model, to our eyes, the sun and moon would go across a weird line from east to west, with it growing when it reaches Eastern point if this line, and shrinking when it reaches the Western point in the sky. Seasons occur due to Earths tilt on its axis, about 23.5°, in winter, the tilt makes the Northern Hemisphere tilted away from the sun, making less sunlight and heat hit the North, making it colder, and in the summer, The Northern Hemisphere is facing the sun head on, making more sunlight and heat his the North, making it hot. Also, there is no land beyond Antarctica, Antarctica is the South Pole of Earth, and you can actually go there, a few times a year, people can buy tickets to a cruise to Antarctica. By the way, Seasons also affect the length of Day and Night, in the Arctic, (where people live), during the winter, the sun almost never rises above the horizon, but during summer, the sun is out almost 24/7, but on most of your models, you show an arbitrary straight line through the circle, and you think its good enough, and no one will check any sources. Also, on most models depicting Seasons, you dont show the day and Night at all, because if you did, they wouldnt make any sense, so i challenge any of you ti make a model depicting Seasons and an accurate day and Night cycle, including the arctics 6 months of darkness and 6 months of light. And dont forget to include the opposite for Antarctica, 6 months of sunlight in Northern Winter, and 6 hours of darkness in Northern Summer. And Eclipses twice every year due to the Moons tilt, and also show how Mercury and Venus orbit the sun, but you never show it. Hmmm. I'll let you get to it.

(By the way, you said Northern and Southern Hemisphere, a Hemisphere is Half of a sphere, funny how youre using it to describe flat earth, LOL)
(And also, the moon and sun are the same size in the sky due to the sun being 400× larger, and 400× farther away then the moon is.)

[Johny Joe Hold]

[*]Round Earth conditions us to believe we are an insignificant planet roaming through space that was created from an explosion. How can an explosion create a planet? Flat Earth empowers us and places us at the center of the universe where God wants us where He created us!

Thank you Mr. Harper for a good summary. Round earth is promoted by pointy-headed professors at Harvard. President Trump is putting that place out of business. After he closes Harvard, other universities will be freighted and teach flat earth.

[Isabella White]

I am somewhat familiar with the Flat Earth study. The way it works is Earth is a flat plane with the Arctic in the center and Antarctica (and beyond) around the edges. The sun and the moon travel in a circle above the Earth, at different speeds respectively. I believe this sets the stage for the following Flat Earth truths.

• Sometimes we can see the sun and the moon at the same time. If the Earth were round, the moon would be on the other side of the planet.
• Day and Night change depending on which side of the Earth has the sun over it.
• Seasons occur when the sun and moon take a larger or smaller path, traveling between the Northern and Southern Hemisphere.
• There is more land than we are told: possibly beyond Antarctica and us peons are not allowed there. I think we can all agree that this shady behavior is consistent with government behavior.
• Round Earth conditions us to believe we are an insignificant planet roaming through space that was created from an explosion. How can an explosion create a planet? Flat Earth empowers us and places us at the center of the universe where God wants us where He created us!

Thank you kindly for your informative comments, dear Mr. Harper. I think, to sum it all up, we can take encouragement from the knowledge that the good has, as the song says, "the whole world in hands". And, glory be to Almighty for making the earth flat. Goodness knows that He would not want to risk any of us falling and slipping on curves!

For your benefit — and for all — I am pleased to share a few verses from the glorious that show the thoughtfulness and care of during great act of creation. May we all give praise to the One who has created such an amazing planet!

Psalms 94:4,5:
⁴ In hand are the deep places of the earth: the strength of the hills is also.
⁵ The sea is , and he made it: and hands formed the dry land.

Isaiah 40:12 "Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?"

And, for any naysayer reading this (we know that DEMON-rats love to spy on us), here is proof that this world —indeed — is flat!

Isaiah 11:12 "And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.

[Anthony Harper]

I am somewhat familiar with the Flat Earth study. The way it works is Earth is a flat plane with the Arctic in the center and Antarctica (and beyond) around the edges. The sun and the moon travel in a circle above the Earth, at different speeds respectively. I believe this sets the stage for the following Flat Earth truths.

• Sometimes we can see the sun and the moon at the same time. If the Earth were round, the moon would be on the other side of the planet.
• Day and Night change depending on which side of the Earth has the sun over it.
• Seasons occur when the sun and moon take a larger or smaller path, traveling between the Northern and Southern Hemisphere.
• There is more land than we are told: possibly beyond Antarctica and us peons are not allowed there. I think we can all agree that this shady behavior is consistent with government behavior.
• Round Earth conditions us to believe we are an insignificant planet roaming through space that was created from an explosion. How can an explosion create a planet? Flat Earth empowers us and places us at the center of the universe where God wants us where He created us!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Anyways, i wanna talk more about science...

Mrs Sabrina,
I advise a furry girl like you to stop trusting mainstream "science". In the meantime, would you actually be interested in real science, a.k.a. Creationism?

[sabrithekimono]

Anyways, i wanna talk more about science and debunking flat earth. How would Eclipses work on flat earth?

[handmaiden]

I'm not religious, in fact im athiest. But i support other people regardless of religion, as long as they dont force it on me. . .

Well, we are definitely not forcing you to come here to our online community so that you can tell us that we are wrong in our stated beliefs. Goodness, we can't even force you to employ accurate spelling and correct punctuation.

[sabrithekimono]

No, I don't understand why you aren't posting verses from the Bible on a church-sponsored website that was created so people could discuss the contents of the Bible.

I'm not religious, in fact im athiest. But i support other people regardless of religion, as long as they dont force it on me. And I feel as though that people should be able to know what that means, having respect for others, regardless of looks, preferences and anything else.

[Isabella White]

I have now realized that this forum is entirely satire and is fictional. Huh, what about that.

Dear Miss Kimono: You will regret those very words when you stand before Almighty on the Day of Judgment! gave ample warning within the blessed pages of the . Take heed — and do NOT mock the believers at !

Matthew 12:36,37:

³⁶ But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
³⁷ For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

Proverbs 18:21 "Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof."

You have been warned, Miss Kimono. If I were you, I would repent of such horrid sins. Get on your knees and BEG the for forgiveness for saying such terrible things about !

[Johny Joe Hold]

I have now realized that this forum is entirely satire and is fictional. Huh, what about that.

Our enemies, most often sinners and the agents of Satan, constantly alter our Wikipedia site and make that ridiculous claim. It's an old debate trick: When you are losing an argument attack the group personally.

That old trick will not work here because, as Sister Handmaiden pointed out, we read the Bible. Because it was written by God, we believe the Bible.

The Bible says the earth is flat and we have conducted any number of sound scientific experiments to prove this. You are welcome to post photo shopped and altered pictures of a "round earth." We would advise you to engage in some critical thinking such as, "Why are these photos showing the earth to be round? What do they gain by doing this?" Study and be skeptical of the round earth hoax.

[handmaiden]

I have now realized that this forum is entirely satire and is fictional. Huh, what about that.

It is nothing of the sort. The Bible is the Word of God and is NEVER shelved in the "Fiction" section of the library.

[sabrithekimono]

I have now realized that this forum is entirely satire and is fictional. Huh, what about that.