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Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

Even the tallywhacker was mummified ? Yeah right.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

that photograph...what is photoshopped? the ruler, or the soft anatomy on the bones?

Yes, that evidence certainly is convincing. Look, here's a fossilised Liberacesaur, which was a kind of tiny squid that lived on land and prayed to Buddha:

You secularists are so gullible...it just goes to show that if you don't stand up for Jesus, you'll fall for anything.

[brother damion (Quarantined)]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

Hmm... What did I see? Some dried and cracked mud?

...if thats mud, then implants are made of sandbags. and pastor zeke, i dunno whos dumber: you or pastor billy.

[whattheheckman]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

actually, to all you people in protest to the flood, there's proof it happened
there was a documentary about it (though I cant find it again to save my life)
I cant remember where, but somewhere in the bible it said something about a "firmament in the sky," and out of the elements in the atmosphere and the elements in todays ocean, frozen at 20 degrees kelvin, they were able to create a pink firmament that was lighter than air
the color pink, when exposed for long periods of time, cures a person of all depression, so of course sin was bound to occur from this, considering a person could tear another person apart and not even feel bad, due to the psychological effects of the pink haze over the earth
supposedly, god did something and caused the elements around it to combine to it, forming water, destroying the firmament and creating todays oceans
they also found that in a higher oxygen environment, carbon dating would be MASSIVELY altered, in fact, they placed a snail in a high oxygen environment for three days, then did carbon testing on its shell, and the result was that it was millions of years old
they also found that most of the dinosaurs couldnt live in a low oxygen environment, so after the flood, the dinosaurs were sure to die out
not only that, but in todays low oxygen environment, tree's couldnt support the dinosaurs, so they think before the flood the tree's were growing leaves more than 10 times as fast as they are today, making them able to support the herbivore dinosaurs
and to brother damion, you should NOT insult Pastor Reuben
I dont even follow his religion and can still plainly see that he's one of the smartest men alive today

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

I cant remember where, but somewhere in the bible it said something about a "firmament in the sky,"

It's not especially hard to find. Try opening your Bible to page one: And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. 1 Genesis 6

the color pink, when exposed for long periods of time, cures a person of all depression

You might want to reevaluate your heretical ideas about the color pink, lest you be thought to be a commie pinko or a pinko homersexual. Depression, like all forms of "mental illness," is caused by demonic posession. See, e.g., Mark 5 (demonic possession leads to self-destructive behavior) and Luke 13:11-13 (a woman stays in bed for 18 years due to lack of energy caused by a spirit of infirmity). The only sure cure is a casting out of the demons by one of the pastors at Landover Baptist (which can be obtained for a surprisingly small donation, solely for the purpose of covering their expenses).

and to brother damion, you should NOT insult Pastor Reuben
I dont even follow his religion and can still plainly see that he's one of the smartest men alive today

Whattheheckman, you might want to do some more reading in God's Word and learn the location of the period key on your computer keyboard, but I nevertheless do believe there is hope for you yet. I speak with Jesus on a fairly regular basis, and I will ask Him to send the Sprit of the Lord onto you.

[whattheheckman]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

what I meant by "depression" wasn't really the mental disorder, I meant the desire to repent for any form of bad behavior, i.e. guilt.
because of that, sins were committed by people countless times, and most of the time they didn't even realize they were committing them, so people were becoming evil beyond what we can even imagine today, and thus, God formed the elements within that firmament with the ones around it forming water and causing the flood, removing the haze preventing people from repenting their sins
and I tend to follow a more "speed over grammar" type pattern, so the period key is rarely used, and when it is, it's used unconsciously.

[whattheheckman]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

oh, and sorry for the double post, but I wanted to explain why I couldn't look up that passage, feel free to combine them moderators
we just moved last week, and ever since I have had no idea where my bible was, or I would have looked it up myself

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

.....and I tend to follow a more "speed over grammar" type pattern, so the period key is rarely used, and when it is, it's used unconsciously.

Skipping over grammar and punctuation is just flat out lazy. That's the main trouble with unsaved scum, they are so lazy minded. even the White ones!

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

Christians know that God thinks grammar is important. Try being concious for a change.

oh, and sorry for the double post, but I wanted to explain why I couldn't look up that passage, feel free to combine them moderators
we just moved last week, and ever since I have had no idea where my bible was, or I would have looked it up myself

There are several online sources for the KJV1611 Bible. I like www.biblegateway.com. but there are plenty of others if you AREN'T TOO LAZY TO LOOK.

[whattheheckman]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

I assure you it's purely habitual
I spend all day typing to friends on an instant messenger, and i'd rather carry on a conversation with grammar errors than sit all day fixing grammar and spelling
and once again, i'm not christian, I havent memorized the bible, and I dont intend to, nor do I intend to find it online just to point out a single passage
and stop using bible verses to try to make something seem "right" in my point of view
I dont intend to change my ways based on your religion, nor do I intend to change the way I type because of a single verse in the bible
try relating that to real life and giving an actual reason I should be putting punctuation, even when it's easily understandable without it, unless youre too stupid to realize there should be punctuation there and mentally add it in while reading like I do

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

I assure you it's purely habitual
I spend all day typing to friends on an instant messenger, and i'd rather carry on a conversation with grammar errors than sit all day fixing grammar and spelling
and once again, i'm not christian, I havent memorized the bible, and I dont intend to, nor do I intend to find it online just to point out a single passage
and stop using bible verses to try to make something seem "right" in my point of view
I dont intend to change my ways based on your religion, nor do I intend to change the way I type because of a single verse in the bible
try relating that to real life and giving an actual reason I should be putting punctuation, even when it's easily understandable without it, unless youre too stupid to realize there should be punctuation there and mentally add it in while reading like I do

Why you smart-mouthed little queer! You come prancing into our CHRISTIAN forum, demand that we not try and save your soul from satan, demand that we stop showing you in God's Own Words how disgusting you are in the eyes of Jesus, and demand that we accept your laziness in grammar?

Why are you even here? Did you think you would be able to recruit hot young True Christian™ Men to commit sodomy with?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

I assure you it's purely habitual
I spend all day typing to friends on an instant messenger, and i'd rather carry on a conversation with grammar errors than sit all day fixing grammar and spelling
and once again, i'm not christian, I havent memorized the bible, and I dont intend to, nor do I intend to find it online just to point out a single passage
and stop using bible verses to try to make something seem "right" in my point of view
I dont intend to change my ways based on your religion, nor do I intend to change the way I type because of a single verse in the bible
try relating that to real life and giving an actual reason I should be putting punctuation, even when it's easily understandable without it, unless youre too stupid to realize there should be punctuation there and mentally add it in while reading like I do

Oh this is hilarious. You're too pathetic to learn how to punctuate so you blame the rest of us for your’ own incompetence..

Face it you dumb ass kid; this forum isn’t you and your’ butt buddies little text message. You want to be understood, much less treated with a little respect, try typing something besides one huge run on sentence. Keep on spewing out crap like this and we’ll start editing it on the grounds that since you don’t have respect for your' own writing, why should we?

[Spike.]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

So pink is now the color of queers.Why?
You can choose to belive it or not, we not making or threating you with a lit match to belive it. Up to you entirely...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

So pink is now the color of queers.Why?
You can choose to belive it or not, we not making or threating you with a lit match to belive it. Up to you entirely...

Obviously drunk again. Godless queer drunken mick...

[whattheheckman]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

I didn't say accept it, I just said I wasn't changing it
and believe me, I know how to write, I just choose not to when I type because to do so would be ridiculous and pointless, considering it doesn't change the readability unless you're a rich pastor with a god complex living in a gated community and getting whatever he wants, in which case it would be annoying to have to put the sentence in order on your own, eh pastor?
and when I said stop quoting the bible, I meant that quoting the bible as a reason to fix your GRAMMAR is too totalitarian for me
when a religion tells you bad grammar is a sin, it's pretty much out of the question for me
and again pastor, I have a boyfriend and am quite monogamous, and don't intend to "recruit" anyone to this lifestyle, because you can't "make" someone gay, especially not someone who was raised in landover, and will probably be forced to stay in the closet until his entire family is dead, at which time he'll finally feel free to express himself in the way he was made, instead of the way you shaped him
i'd also like to point out, once again, since you're obviously too stupid to remember it from the first six times I told you, I am a virgin, I plan to stay that way, and I don't intend to have relations with anyone I don't trust with my life, and I would never trust anyone following YOUR religion with ANYTHING of mine
and bobby-joe, none of my text message friends is even gay
in fact, most of them are girls, with the exception of a married man and my best friend since birth, who happens to be one of the straightest people i've ever met
by the way, I know how to punctuate and I have no form of incompetence in grammar, I just refuse to use it in type because of the speed problems it causes
I don't intend to spend all night typing one post when I could be doing other things

[Spike.]

Re: Scientists Prove Dinasours Existed Millions of Years Ago!

Obviously drunk again. Godless queer drunken mick...

You seem angry. Sadly Im underage and cannot buy alchol,but trust me sir if I could I can assure you that I would be heavily intoxicated.
But, the question was,why is pink gay now?

And you seem angry,why? Well maby not angry,but some emotion you have stopped you from answering my question. What emotion was that and why are you feeling it?