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    • Aug 2007
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    #61
    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    See? If we can't even trust you about something as obvious as God existing, why should we listen to anything you say about Wales?
    Whales not wales.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You made an absolute statement. Do you believe in absolute truth?
    There are absolutly no absolutes. What absolute statement did i make?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friend, if you're that bored, there's a red "x" at the top right hand-corner of the screen that you're perfectly free to click on. You might want to go even further, and try turning your computer off altogether. Try going for a walk in the park or praying to Jesus to cleanse you of your sins or reading a book. If you like, I can give you lots of good reading recommendations.
    Yeah, the red x would be even more boring. Why dont you entertain me instead?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Yes, there is no evidence for flying purple unicorns, so it is reasonable to assume they do not exist. There is plenty of evidence for GOD, so it is reasonable to assume that He does exist.
    There is no evidence for your god just as there is no evidence for flying purple unicorns that live in the trunks of cars.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friend, we said that using your brain was dangerous; we have nothing against using apostrophes or HTML tags correctly.
    Whales.
    My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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    • targetremains
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      #62
      Re: Whales dont have scales

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      Well, no wonder your brain is so addled! You have no reading comprehension skills! (Feel free to look up "comprehension" in the dictionary if the word is too big for you.) Brother Monty was saying that whales don't have scales because it's obvious they don't bother weighing themselves. Weigh scales.
      Maybe you want to re read the first sentence again that doesnt have anything to do with weight scales. Just scroll back a couple of pages and you'll see that sentence is missing a word; weight.
      My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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        #63
        Re: Whales dont have scales

        Originally posted by targetremains View Post
        Maybe you want to re read the first sentence again that doesnt have anything to do with weight scales. Just scroll back a couple of pages and you'll see that sentence is missing a word; weight.
        You're like a touchy-feely false Christian who deliberately takes things out of context because to do otherwise destroys your argument. You claim Brother Monty agrees with you. Let's look at his entire post, not just the first sentence.

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        OF COURSE whales don't have scales. If they were being careful about their weight, they wouldn't be so huge.
        You claim Brother Monty agrees with you, and if we were to look at just the first sentence, it would certainly appear to be so. But if you just use the first sentence, you are being deliberately deceitful or you lack the intelligence to comprehend what you're reading as the second sentence clearly gives context to the first in exactly what kind of scales Brother Monty is referring to.

        So it comes down to two choices. You, sir, are either an idiot or a liar. Which is it?
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        • Joe the Atheist
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          #64
          Re: Whales dont have scales

          @targetremains

          Dude, if you are bored, why don't you just quit reading and posting here? These people here aren't here to entertain you. It's not their job.

          You're making the rest of us atheists look bad. We're not all whiny troublemakers.

          I know whales are mammals and have hair instead of scales. I know that insects have six legs. However, the people on this site trust what they read in a 400 year old book over what they see with their own eyes.

          Don't point out that they use their eyes to read their book.

          --Joe
          Have you heard the Good News? There are no gods, there is no hell, and the only sin is being mean to other people.

          There are no ghosts, pixies, hobgoblins, angels, leprechauns, gods, goddesses, demons, minotaurs, devils, witches, warlocks, dragons, or spirits.

          Prayer, magic spells, and doing nothing accomplish exactly the same thing.

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          • Brother Temperance
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            #65
            Re: Whales dont have scales

            Originally posted by targetremains View Post
            There are absolutly no absolutes. What absolute statement did i make?
            A self-contradictory one. And are you absolutely sure that God does not exist?
            Why dont you entertain me instead?
            Did you even try reading any of those books I suggested? They're all great reads, but I'd suggest you start with this one.
            There is no evidence for your god just as there is no evidence for flying purple unicorns that live in the trunks of cars.
            Nonsense. We have a book that was written by God, can your unicorns say that?
            Whales.
            Jesus.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              #66
              Re: Whales dont have scales

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              You claim Brother Monty agrees with you. Let's look at his entire post, not just the first sentence.
              Lets look at the context of the entire thread. Whales dont have scales. Do you agree or disagree?
              My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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              • targetremains
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                #67
                Re: Whales dont have scales

                Originally posted by Joe the Atheist View Post
                You're making the rest of us atheists look bad. We're not all whiny troublemakers.
                Why would i care how atheists look? I dont speak for all of the atheists, i speak for myself. You think im a whiny troublemaker.... great, i dont care what you think.
                My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                • targetremains
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                  #68
                  Re: Whales dont have scales

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  A self-contradictory one. And are you absolutely sure that God does not exist?
                  There are absolutly no absolutes. Are you absolutely sure that your god does exist?

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Did you even try reading any of those books I suggested? They're all great reads, but I'd suggest you start with this one.
                  Nope.

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Nonsense. We have a book that was written by God, can your unicorns say that?
                  Its an invisible, odorless, weightless, existing outside of the physical laws of the universe book. Btw, would you believe in allah if you read the quran?

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Jesus.
                  Hercules.
                  My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                    #69
                    Re: Whales dont have scales

                    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                    There are absolutly no absolutes. Are you absolutely sure that your god does exist?
                    Of course -- we wouldn't be here if He didn't exist! If He didn't create everything, then there'd be nothing. C'mon!

                    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                    Nope.
                    Then why are you here? We are here to spread the Gospel and Jesus' Love(tm), and you spit it back in our faces!

                    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                    Its an invisible, odorless, weightless, existing outside of the physical laws of the universe book. Btw, would you believe in allah if you read the quran?
                    Of course not -- he's not real (piss be upon him). The qran is just a bunch of wild "theories" and crazy stories to try to incite the sand-colored people into blowing themselves up!
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                    • targetremains
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                      #70
                      Re: Whales dont have scales

                      Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                      Of course -- we wouldn't be here if He didn't exist! If He didn't create everything, then there'd be nothing. C'mon!


                      Then why are you here? We are here to spread the Gospel and Jesus' Love™, and you spit it back in our faces!


                      Of course not -- he's not real (piss be upon him). The qran is just a bunch of wild "theories" and crazy stories to try to incite the sand-colored people into blowing themselves up!
                      Your post is just 3 kinds of awesome. You say your god is real and you are here to spread it, but then deny someone elses teaching of their god. You are an atheist and you didnt know it lol.
                      My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                      • SalvationSeeker
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                        #71
                        Re: Whales dont have scales

                        Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                        Your post is just 3 kinds of awesome. You say your god is real and you are here to spread it, but then deny someone elses teaching of their god. You are an atheist and you didnt know it lol.
                        You must be some kind of retard.
                        Atheists doesn't believe in ANY God or higher being. (Look it up, moron)

                        We believe in the one true God, who'm is Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, three, yet one and the same;
                        His mercy endure forever.

                        Praise Jesus!
                        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-24-2007, 02:05 PM.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • targetremains
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                          #72
                          Re: Whales dont have scales

                          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                          You must be some kind of retard.
                          Atheists doesn't believe in ANY God or higher being. (Look it up, mormon)

                          We believe in the one true God, who'm is Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, three, yet one and the same;
                          His mercy endure forever.

                          Praise Jesus!
                          Atheist: one who believes that there is no deity.
                          Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. believes there is no deity in islam.
                          Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. is practicing atheism.
                          Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. is an atheist towards islam.

                          How does that make me a mormon?
                          My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
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                            #73
                            Re: Whales dont have scales

                            Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                            Atheist: one who believes that there is no deity.
                            Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. believes there is no deity in islam.
                            Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. is practicing atheism.
                            Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. is an atheist towards islam.

                            How does that make me a mormon?

                            Atheist: one who believes that there is no deity.. AT ALL.
                            Period.

                            So yeah, you're a moron.
                            But there is a "higher being" in Islam however, his name is satan (but called Allah in Islam), and you know him well, him being your father and all.
                            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-24-2007, 02:24 PM.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • Brother V
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                              #74
                              Re: Whales dont have scales

                              Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                              Atheist: one who believes that there is no deity.
                              Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. believes there is no deity in islam.
                              Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. is practicing atheism.
                              Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. is an atheist towards islam.

                              How does that make me a mormon?
                              Friend, athiesm is the belief there is NO god.

                              Even if I don't believe in the god of Islam, that doesn't make me an atheist.

                              If I worship anything, that thing becomes my god, and therefore, I could not be an atheist.

                              One cannot practice atheism towards anything. One either has no god (atheist) or has one god (monotheist) or many gods (polytheist).

                              We Independent Fundamentalist Baptists are practicing monopolytheists.

                              Praise Jesus.

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                              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                                #75
                                Re: Whales dont have scales

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post

                                Atheist: one who believes that there is no deity.. AT ALL.
                                Period.
                                So you just add words when you want?
                                Jonah and the whale fish dog.
                                Jesus dumbass christ.
                                Holy moses and the pips.
                                jesus was the son of an imaginary god.
                                So yeah, you're a mormon.
                                My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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