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  • The Latest Evilutional Lies

    Well, as I have been saying for years from the pulpit Jesus provided me, the Darwinista monkey worshipers make up the most ridiculous that you've ever heard. You recall the filthy lie that my grandfather was an ape of some kind? Well NOW they're claiming that the deer we hunt magically turned into whales!

    Whales may be related to deer-like beast

    WASHINGTON - The gigantic ocean-dwelling whale may have evolved from a land animal the size of a small raccoon, new research suggests. What might be the missing evolutionary link between whales and land animals is an odd animal that looks like a long-tailed deer without antlers or an overgrown long-legged rat, fossils indicate.

    The creature is called Indohyus, and recently unearthed fossils reveal some crucial evolutionary similarities between it and water-dwelling cetaceans, such as whales, dolphins and porpoises.

    For years, the hippo has been the leading candidate for the closest land relative because of its similar DNA and whale-like features. So some scientists were skeptical of the new hypothesis by an Ohio anatomy professor whose work was being published Thursday in the journal Nature.

    Still, some researchers have been troubled that hippos seem to have lived in the wrong part of the world and popped up too recently to be a whale ancestor.

    Newer fossils point to the deer-like Indohyus. The animal is a "missing link" to the sister species to ancient whales, said Hans Thewissen, an anatomy professor at Northeastern Ohio Universities College of Medicine.

    "As a zoo animal, it looks nothing like a whale," Thewissen said. But, he added, when it comes to anatomical features, the Indohyus "is quite strikingly like one."

    Thewissen, who earlier published papers on fossils of what he called the first amphibious whale and the skeleton of the oldest known whale, studied hundreds of Indohyus bones unearthed from mudstone in the Kashmir region of India. From that cache of bones he created a composite skeleton of a 48 million-year-old creature.

    The key finding connecting Indohyus to the whale is its thickened ear bone, something only seen in cetaceans. An examination of its teeth showed that the land-dwelling creature spent lots of time in the water and may have fed there, like hippos and whales. Also, the specific positioning and shape of certain molars connects Indohyus to the earliest whales, which are about 50 million years old, Thewissen said.

    "The earliest whales didn't look like whales at all," Thewissen said. "It looked like a cross between a pig and a dog." They lost their legs and ability to walk on land about 40 million years ago, he said.

    And the Indohyus? "A tiny little deer maybe the size of a raccoon and no antlers," Thewissen said. He said it most resembles the current African mousedeer, which has a rat-like nose and "when danger approaches, it jumps in the water and hides."
    Next they'll say that snakes used to be umbrellas no doubt.

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    Those wacky evolutionists crack me up. First they tell us that bears turned into whales. Then when that is proved wrong, they tell us that they really meant hippos, not bears. Now that it's proved that the hippo story was a lie, they are trying to tell us that deer turned into whales. What's next? Are they going to tell us that ocelots or bats turned into whales?

    When are they going to give up all this foolishness and admit what we Christians have known all along, that God created the whales in their present form on the fifth day with all the other fish?

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    • #3
      Re: The Latest Evilutional Lies

      What is more ridiculous: some dint finds some old bones and claims that they're 48 million years old, or that it's related to a whale because of an ear bone?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
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        Retards.

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          No, no, ConversionT, it's quite reasonable.

          Even evolutionists agree that there is no way, scientifically, to prove that the universe was not created 6 minutes ago -- as long as it was created with all evidence of great antiquity in place.

          In other words, if God created the Earth with all fossils in place, radioactive isotopes partially decayed, records of magnetic field reversals set properly into the rocks...then it would seem that the Earth was 4.6 billion years old despite having been created only 6000 years ago.

          Why would He do that?

          Wellsir!

          Imagine that you are created with a physical age of 18 with...no evidence of your past. You have no memories. You cannot ride a bicycle, because that knowledge is not in your brain. You cannot read. You cannot even talk!

          The record of the past is part of a system. A man created as a blank slate with an 18-year-old body is not the same person as a man who contains the record -- the evidence -- of having lived for 18 years.

          Just so with the Earth! If God was to create a functional, naturalistic Earth, then He in His wisdom must needs create the evidence of Earth's long past.

          One concrete example: Consider the hippopotamus.



          As the hippo's adult teeth grow they are worn by friction, upper against lower and vice versa, into the necessary facets for chewing. An adult hippopotamus created without a past -- without the worn teeth that are evidence of past use -- would not be able to chew its food!

          Ipso facto, ergo eructus!

          ~~ OEJ

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            Re: The Latest Evilutional Lies

            What is more ridiculous: some dint finds some old bones and claims that they're 48 million years old
            The proof is very simple.


            The half life of Carbon-14 is around 5730 years.

            If you find 6.25% the amount of carbon-14 in an excavated bone than in a modern one, you have just dated that bone to be around 22,920 years old.


            Argue that.

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            • #7
              Re: The Latest Evilutional Lies

              Originally posted by Lord of Light View Post
              The proof is very simple.


              The half life of Carbon-14 is around 5730 years.
              How do you know that? Were you around 5730 years ago, to count how much Carbon-14 there was then? No, it's just something you've been told, that you now accept on blind faith. Your faith is just as blind as ours, but ours is right.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: The Latest Evilutional Lies

                Prove it.


                I believe it's a case of simple maths. Probability calculations based on Geiger counter readings I assume. However, I doubt something like this would be revelaed without accurate proof.

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                  Originally posted by Lord of Light View Post
                  Prove it.


                  I believe it's a case of simple maths. Probability calculations based on Geiger counter readings I assume. However, I doubt something like this would be revelaed without accurate proof.
                  "Proof" from whom? Secular Scientists, that who! A bunch of hardcore, anti-Christians how seek to promote their Darwinist agenda. Please, give some unbiased source on this besides a bunch of frothing Rationalists and their mechanistic universe.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Latest Evilutional Lies

                    Can't argue with "God's own creation" can you?


                    Now, let us continue.


                    using some sort of counter, you can determine that Carbon-14 decays at a rate of 14dpm. Using some maths, you can work out the half life of it, no bias involved.

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Latest Evilutional Lies

                      Originally posted by Lord of Light View Post
                      Prove it.


                      I believe it's a case of simple maths. Probability calculations based on Geiger counter readings I assume. However, I doubt something like this would be revelaed without accurate proof.
                      Prove what? I'm not making any claims, I'm just doubting the accuracy of carbon dating. You're the one who's saying it's accurate, so you have the responsibility of proving it is accurate. And I see you admit that it's a case of what you believe, not what you know.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #12
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                        Are you so arrogant to argue the truths of maths and physics with your incessant religious rubbish?

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Latest Evilutional Lies

                          Originally posted by Lord of Light View Post
                          Can't argue with "God's own creation" can you?
                          No, you can't, so I'm a bit confused as to why you're even trying.
                          using some sort of counter, you can determine that Carbon-14 decays at a rate of 14dpm. Using some maths, you can work out the half life of it, no bias involved.
                          Have you ever done this yourself? Or has someone else just told you you can do this? That's called faith.
                          Are you so arrogant to argue the truths of maths and physics with your incessant religious rubbish?
                          Did a guy who calls himself "Lord of Light" just call me arrogant?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            Surely God's own creation applies to maths and physics then. So I believe you are now cornered in this argument and I shall promptly execute you.

                            Faith is what you people seem to completely obssessed with. Again, you seem to have cornered yourself. Fail.


                            And yes, I did call you arrogant. And ignorant of the fact you don't have to be childish about everyone who doesn't think what you think in order to live a righteous life. What more can be asked of you if you live with goodness?

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                            • #15
                              Re: The Latest Evilutional Lies

                              No, LordOfLight, go back and read the hippopotamus post. There is no reason God could not create the Earth with ratio of C-14 and C-12 isotopes preset in the appropriate remains, and the longer-lived isotopes (Pb-206 and Pb-207, and U-235 and U-238) already at proper ratio to indicate a total "age" of 4.6 billion years.

                              I think that Richard Dawkins said as much, for comedic effect, but I haven't been able to scope out the quote yet.

                              ~~ OEJ

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