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  • Ken Ham OWNS Satanist On Anderson Cooper 360!!!

    I got an email from Ken Ham, president of the Godly Answers In Genesis organization, today and he said that he is going to appear on Anderson Cooper 360 tonight at 10:00 EST! From the email:

    "We confirmed this afternoon that CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360 program will feature AiG President Ken Ham tonight as he debates Rev. Barry Lynn of the Americans United for Separation of Church and State on the topic of AiG’s Ark Encounter project. Pray for Ken, and then tune in at 10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific). Schedule subject to change."
    Ken asks that we all pray for him as he rides into battle against the false Christian, "Reverend" Barry Lynn. As that liberal freak, Jerry Falwell, once put it, "Barry Lynn is about as reverend as an oak tree."

    It is sure to be a great display of the logic and reasoning of Mr. Ham as he defends the government-funded Ark Encounter Project. Please pray for him and tune in. In fact, lay your hands onto your TVs as you watch!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: Ken Ham to Appear On Anderson Cooper 360 TONIGH

    That Anderson Cooper is a queer from what I hear. I'll bet he's going to use the opportunity to mock God.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: Ken Ham to Appear On Anderson Cooper 360 TONIGH

      Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
      "We confirmed this afternoon that CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360 program will feature AiG President Ken Ham tonight as he debates Rev. Barry Lynn of the Americans United for Separation of Church and State on the topic of AiG’s Ark Encounter project."
      Wait a minute...does AiG have ties to that ruffian Ali G
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      • #4
        Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: Ken Ham to Appear On Anderson Cooper 360 TONIGH

        I watched the Anderson Cooper TV show last night and our prayers worked. Ken Ham totally rocked to show. He dominated both guests as well as Anderson. Se for yourself:



        I especially like the part where Ken points out that the government money is only subsidizing a very small part of the park and the Satanist says, "So maybe they are just subsidizing the unicorns?" Then the joo lawyer smiles and shakes his head at the Satanist because it is so obvious that the $36 MILLION dollars that the government is tithing to the park would pay for more than the unicorns. The freakin' satanist can't even do math!

        Sad, really.
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • #5
          Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: Ken Ham to Appear On Anderson Cooper 360 TONIGH

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          That Anderson Cooper is a queer from what I hear. I'll bet he's going to use the opportunity to mock God.
          Anderson Cooper is the harbinger of death!

          If you ever see him in real life, run the other way. There is nothing but death and destruction left in his wake.
          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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