[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

A whale tooth! That has really made me chuckle. Some people will believe absolutely anything. Hahaha!

YiC

Jack

Yes this is by far the stupidest thing I've ever heard ...unless there existed some sort of a vampire whale.

No, I think it goes without doubt that this is a unicorn horn indeed. Even scripture supports it.

Job 39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Don't worry brother. I plan on donating the horn to Landover Baptist University for further examination and safekeeping.

Strangely, all the non-Christian people I have shown this to keep telling me this is a whale tooth. This must be a part of their plot. Never have I seen a whale with teeth of this size and shape.

A whale tooth! That has really made me chuckle. Some people will believe absolutely anything. Hahaha!

YiC

Jack

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

That looks like a fantastic specimen Dr. You are very lucky to have one of the few examples that haven't been hidden away. I think you should keep the information to just the forum members though. Otherwise I can see some kind of 'break in' happening and strangely enough the unicorn horn disappearing. The secular authorities will do anything to keep the 'blinkers' on the unthinking masses.

YiC

Jack

Don't worry brother. I plan on donating the horn to Landover Baptist University for further examination and safekeeping.

Strangely, all the non-Christian people I have shown this to keep telling me this is a whale tooth. This must be a part of their plot. Never have I seen a whale with teeth of this size and shape.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

That looks like a fantastic specimen Dr. You are very lucky to have one of the few examples that haven't been hidden away. I think you should keep the information to just the forum members though. Otherwise I can see some kind of 'break in' happening and strangely enough the unicorn horn disappearing. The secular authorities will do anything to keep the 'blinkers' on the unthinking masses.

YiC

Jack

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

However we know of the past existence of unicorns. They are mentioned in scripture several times.

God brought him forth out of Egypt, he hath as it were the strength of an Unicorne: he shall eate vp the nations his enemies, and shall breake their bones, and pierce them thorow with his arrowes.

How much evidence have they found, absolutely none! not one single horn. Isn't that very convenient? This for me is final proof that they cannot be trusted. Also isn't it a bit strange how they are always digging away under a canopy? Have they got something to hide? Yes, all the bloody unicorn bones! It's plainly obvious that there must be large warehouses jam packed with unicorns somewhere.

Yes, they are definitely hiding something and I can prove it. It so happens that I have in my possession a genuine unicorn horn that I bought from a Canadian fisherman several years ago. Here's a photo of the artifact:

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

I trust Dr Jones totally, he always produces thorough, comprehensive research. Do I trust secular scientists or archaeologists? No I do not.

I will tell you why. They only find evidence for the things they believe in. They believe in Brontosaurus so they find some bones. They believe we came from monkeys so they find some evidence to show us.

However we know of the past existence of unicorns. They are mentioned in scripture several times.

God brought him forth out of Egypt, he hath as it were the strength of an Unicorne: he shall eate vp the nations his enemies, and shall breake their bones, and pierce them thorow with his arrowes.

How much evidence have they found, absolutely none! not one single horn. Isn't that very convenient? This for me is final proof that they cannot be trusted. Also isn't it a bit strange how they are always digging away under a canopy? Have they got something to hide? Yes, all the bloody unicorn bones! It's plainly obvious that there must be large warehouses jam packed with unicorns somewhere.

Their total lack of evidence is all the evidence I need.

YiC

Jack

[Cursed]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

I wrote one just for you darling.
Btw, please stop Pm'ing me asking for a cottaging date!

If you want your stay to be of any length, I'd suggest you stop lying now.

You may call it "fun" or "role playing," but we don't tolerate that crap here. You have been warned, now clean up your act and have fun for Christ!

[HolyDischarge]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

I have noticed that you have yet to write a proper introduction of yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM. Please tell us a bit more about yourself and your relationship with Jesus before you ask any further questions.

I wrote one just for you darling.
Btw, please stop Pm'ing me asking for a cottaging date!

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

I need to know more.. i cant find it in biblez

I have noticed that you have yet to write a proper introduction of yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM. Please tell us a bit more about yourself and your relationship with Jesus before you ask any further questions.

[HolyDischarge]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Dr. Isaiah Jones

I need to know more.. i cant find it in biblez

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

OK, just as long as this shrinking process is grounded in valid Biblical science, and not some wild Darwinian fantasy, I'm OK with it.

As a True Scientist™, I can assure you that this is all well grounded in Biblical science.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

OK, just as long as this shrinking process is grounded in valid Biblical science, and not some wild Darwinian fantasy, I'm OK with it.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Though I certainly commend you for your unassailable logic and thorough scientific research, I must say I'm uncomfortable with the term "missing link," is it implies some sort of evolutionary process.

I understand your concerns, Brother, but I think it's quite clear that I did not intend it to imply any evolutionary process. It would be more correct saying that atheist scientists pre-stole this term in order to support their lies.

I'm quite confident you're not implying that modern kangaroos evolved out of antediluvian giant kangaroos. More than likely, God liked the basic kangaroo design so much that He just couldn't bear to think of them disappearing altogether, so He made new ones whose sizes were more compatible with the post-flood environment.

If you would have bothered to read my research you would know that God did not re-create the Kangaroo. They merely shrunk due to lower oxygen levels and more ultraviolet radiation after the flood. As my "missing link" evidence proves, this was indeed the case.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

It is quite clear that the Procoptodon Kangaroo is the missing link between the pre-flood and the modern eras.

Though I certainly commend you for your unassailable logic and thorough scientific research, I must say I'm uncomfortable with the term "missing link," is it implies some sort of evolutionary process.

I'm quite confident you're not implying that modern kangaroos evolved out of antediluvian giant kangaroos. More than likely, God liked the basic kangaroo design so much that He just couldn't bear to think of them disappearing altogether, so He made new ones whose sizes were more compatible with the post-flood environment.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

I have discovered more evidence that supports my research!

Procoptodon was a genus of giant short-faced kangaroo living in Australia during the Pleistocene epoch. P. goliah, the largest kangaroo that ever existed, stood approximately 2 meters (6'7") tall. They weighed about 230 kilograms (510 lb).

Giant short-faced kangaroos had a flat face and forward-pointing eyes. On each foot they had a single large toe somewhat similar in appearance like a horse's hoof. On these unusual feet they moved quickly through the open forests and plains, where they sought grass and leaves to eat. Their front were equally strange: each front paw had two extra-long fingers with large claws. It is possible that they were used to grab branches, bringing leaves within eating distance. <atheist nonsense removed> Their demise is usually attributed to human activities, but this remains uncertain.


Fossils of giant short-faced kangaroos have been found at the Naracoorte World Heritage fossil deposits in South Australia, Lake Menindee in New South Wales, Darling Downs in Queensland, and at many other sites. A full-size, life-like replica is on permanent display with other ancient native Australian animals at the Australian Museum.

It is quite clear that the Procoptodon Kangaroo is the missing link between the pre-flood and the modern eras. It shows in great detail the Kangaroo's shrinking process and gives us a thorough idea of how it may have looked like about 1000 years after the flood!