[Soldier4God]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Whatever i was tring to be civil. Have fun with your flat earth and your giant kangaroos. And when the sky opens up and god is a flesh and blood race of advanced beings we'll see who's laughing.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Whatever i was tring to be civil. Have fun with your flat earth and your giant kangaroos. And when the sky opens up and god is a flesh and blood race of advanced beings we'll see who's laughing.

You can laugh all you like, but know that Jesus and I will be having the last laugh as we watch you roast in hell for all eternity.

Psalm 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?
Psalm 2:2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying,
Psalm 2:3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.
Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

Psalm 37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
Psalm 37:13 The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

Psalm 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.

Psalm 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

[its_faith]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Thank you for posting this. I learn so much here. Does anyone know when the giant kangaroo angered God so much that he smote them? Or did God just shrink the giant kangaroo?

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Thank you for posting this. I learn so much here. Does anyone know when the giant kangaroo angered God so much that he smote them? Or did God just shrink the giant kangaroo?

If you would actually read this thread you would find that your question has already been answered.

[SecularBiologist.]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Alright, this is too much. I've just had the pleasure of one of my colleagues sending me a link to this thread, and I must admit, I've had quite the laugh. I don't even know where to start debunking all of you nutt-cases. First lets start off with the "Unicorn horn" hahaha

This so-called Unicorn horn, is nothing more than a tooth of a Narwhal, and since all you need on this website are pictures to prove your hypothesis. Allow me...

http://brainz.org/narwhals-jousting-superiority-over-seas/

(and might I add, good for you for assisting in the slaughter of these majestic, endangered animals)

Next let's move onto to this "Kangaurosaurs" or whatever you are attempting to call it. I had to catch my breath when I first heard this, because I couldn't do anything but guffaw. The bone structure's of these animals (like Natureboy pointed out) are COMPLETELY different. You told him he needed to get his eyes checked... Well isn't that you in your display picture? Wearing two big-ass bifocals? God must love you so much, that he gave you awful eye vision right? Where do I start on the differences of the fossils, first lets start off with the feet. The feet of the Kangaroo are MUCH larger in proportion to it's body than the T-rex's are. As well, they Kangaroo leans on it's tail for stability and balance, thus its tail is very large in proportion to it's body. With the T-rex's tail however, the tip of it's tail barely touches the ground, meaning that it would not have provided the stability needed for a jumping locomotion. As well, the rib cage on the T-rex extends all the way down to it's pelvis, whereas the Kangaroo's ribcage only extends halfway down it's torso. What's more, the Kangaroo has 5 fingers, the T-rex has 2 functional fingers, and 1 residual finger... 1+2=3 not 5. The kangaroo also has 4 toes, whereas the T-rex only has 3.

Whew, now if I was able to examine the skeletons in person, up close, I could probably pick out 1000s of other differences between them. As well, something that you've inadvertently done with this theory is use evolution to support your thesis. If an animal decreases it's size due to environmental pressures (such as more UV radiation and all that other bullshit you talk about, post flood, which never happened by the way) then it's evolving to cope with change. Unfortunately, the Kangaroo and Tyrannosaurus-Rex, are not related in any way, shape or form, other than the fact that they are a bipedal organism.

I must admit, I'm excited to hear the erroneous claims that you people will come up with to try and debunk, what I've debunked. Unfortunately, you cannot prove that god wrote the bible, in fact you cannot even prove that god exists (and when I say prove, I mean with conclusive proof beyond all REASONABLE doubt.) I, on the other hand can simply prove the many fallacies of the bible, such as the myth that there was a great flood, that covered the entire earth.

IF there was a flood that covered the entire earth, you would expect the earth to be layered in segments of rock (which it is) HOWEVER, IF the earth was covered in a dense blanket of water, all of the heavier rocks would sink to the bottom, whereas the light debris would float to the top. Once it settled you would have an even distribution of rocks throughout the entire planet (you can test this law, by filling up a cup with dirt, then flooding it with water, shake it up and watch what happens.) Unfortunately for you people, this is not what we see with our eyes today, for example, salt flats are EXTREMELY heavy rock sediment, yet they exist at the surface of the planet.... HOW CAN THIS BE?! haha anyways, I don't think I need to go on any further, you all have a lot of work to do trying to prove me wrong here.

I will not reply to comments that use scripture as "proof" or anyone who references the bible at all for that matter. We're living in 2011, and our planet is going to shit, because of people like you, thinking this planet was given to us and that we can do as we like with it. You're all about to find out very soon, that nature doesn't care whether you read your bible, and pray every night before you go to bed.

Good day, ignoramuses. You've just been crucified.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

...debunking all of you nutt-cases....

You misspelled the word "nut." That's kind of surprising, as I'm sure you are no stranger to having nuts in your mouth.

The bone structure's of these animals...

The plural of "structure" is "structures." The word contains no apostrophe.

For somebody trying to pass himself off as a learned man, you sure have atrocious grammar. Add to this the fact that you freely admit to being Biblically illiterate, and I honestly can't think of any reason to talk to you.

However, if you do want to continue to engage any of us here, you should really go to the Introductory Forum and introduce yourself, as per the forum's very clearly stated rules.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Alright, this is too much. I've just had the pleasure of one of my colleagues sending me a link to this thread, and I must admit, I've had quite the laugh. I don't even know where to start debunking all of you nutt-cases. First lets start off with the "Unicorn horn" hahaha

This so-called Unicorn horn, is nothing more than a tooth of a Narwhal, and since all you need on this website are pictures to prove your hypothesis. Allow me...
<SATANIC LINK REMOVED>
(and might I add, good for you for assisting in the slaughter of these majestic, endangered animals)

Whales don't have teeth like that. That's just silly. You can see by the structure of that horn that it clearly fits older descriptions of unicorn horns.

The unicorn is described variously as resembling a small goat, an ass, or a horse. It has a single horn in the middle of its head; the horn is usually depicted as straight and long, and often with a spiral groove running up it. The unicorn is fierce, strong and swift, and no hunter can catch it. To tame the beast so it can be captured, a virgin girl is placed in its path. The unicorn, seeing the maiden, comes to her and puts its head in her lap and falls asleep. The hunters can then easily capture or kill it. Some accounts say the girl must bare her breast and allow the unicorn to suckle. If the unicorn is captured, it is taken to the king's palace.

Next let's move onto to this "Kangaurosaurs" or whatever you are attempting to call it. I had to catch my breath when I first heard this, because I couldn't do anything but guffaw. The bone structure's of these animals (like Natureboy pointed out) are COMPLETELY different. You told him he needed to get his eyes checked... Well isn't that you in your display picture? Wearing two big-ass bifocals? God must love you so much, that he gave you awful eye vision right? Where do I start on the differences of the fossils, first lets start off with the feet. The feet of the Kangaroo are MUCH larger in proportion to it's body than the T-rex's are. As well, they Kangaroo leans on it's tail for stability and balance, thus its tail is very large in proportion to it's body. With the T-rex's tail however, the tip of it's tail barely touches the ground, meaning that it would not have provided the stability needed for a jumping locomotion. As well, the rib cage on the T-rex extends all the way down to it's pelvis, whereas the Kangaroo's ribcage only extends halfway down it's torso. What's more, the Kangaroo has 5 fingers, the T-rex has 2 functional fingers, and 1 residual finger... 1+2=3 not 5. The kangaroo also has 4 toes, whereas the T-rex only has 3.

I'm not sure where you bought your Ph.D. from, Mr. "Scientist" but I suggest that you ask for a refund.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

Whew, now if I was able to examine the skeletons in person, up close, I could probably pick out 1000s of other differences between them. As well, something that you've inadvertently done with this theory is use evolution to support your thesis. If an animal decreases it's size due to environmental pressures (such as more UV radiation and all that other bullshit you talk about, post flood, which never happened by the way) then it's evolving to cope with change. Unfortunately, the Kangaroo and Tyrannosaurus-Rex, are not related in any way, shape or form, other than the fact that they are a bipedal organism.

If you had actually bothered to read my research you would know that this has absolutely nothing to do with EVILution. As my research proves the T-Rex did not magically trnsform into a different animal, it only shrunk while retaining it original shape. If the T-Rex had transformed into a chicken then that would be a whole different matter.

Even though animals can grow smaller over time, they do not change their shapes as suggested by the lies of evolution.

Genesis 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

I must admit, I'm excited to hear the erroneous claims that you people will come up with to try and debunk, what I've debunked. Unfortunately, you cannot prove that god wrote the bible, in fact you cannot even prove that god exists (and when I say prove, I mean with conclusive proof beyond all REASONABLE doubt.) I, on the other hand can simply prove the many fallacies of the bible, such as the myth that there was a great flood, that covered the entire earth.

Then debunk these claims, please. In fact, the Bible proves that God wrote it. It says so in the Bible!

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

IF there was a flood that covered the entire earth, you would expect the earth to be layered in segments of rock (which it is) HOWEVER, IF the earth was covered in a dense blanket of water, all of the heavier rocks would sink to the bottom, whereas the light debris would float to the top. Once it settled you would have an even distribution of rocks throughout the entire planet (you can test this law, by filling up a cup with dirt, then flooding it with water, shake it up and watch what happens.) Unfortunately for you people, this is not what we see with our eyes today, for example, salt flats are EXTREMELY heavy rock sediment, yet they exist at the surface of the planet.... HOW CAN THIS BE?! haha anyways, I don't think I need to go on any further, you all have a lot of work to do trying to prove me wrong here.

Scripture does not agree with your erroneous speculations.

Genesis 6:17 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.

I will not reply to comments that use scripture as "proof" or anyone who references the bible at all for that matter. We're living in 2011, and our planet is going to shit, because of people like you, thinking this planet was given to us and that we can do as we like with it. You're all about to find out very soon, that nature doesn't care whether you read your bible, and pray every night before you go to bed.

Look, friend. This is NOT a debate forum. This is a Christian forum dedicated to praising the Lord and discussing His Word™. If you can not support your idiotic claims with scripture then your words mean nothing to us.

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

[J3suslovesall]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

you are all retarded, and i just want you to know that. we could throw all the scientific proof at you we wanted and you still wouldnt believe it. you're a bunch of homophobic catholics. please, do the actual Christian world a favor, and go commit suicide so you can be taken to the asteroid that the aliens are on. Thanks! -Joe Mawmaw

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

you are all retarded, and i just want you to know that. we could throw all the scientific proof at you we wanted and you still wouldnt believe it. you're a bunch of homophobic catholics. please, do the actual Christian world a favor, and go commit suicide so you can be taken to the asteroid that the aliens are on. Thanks! -Joe Mawmaw

That is insulting and proof that you are dumber than an injun in the big city.

I suggest you put down that pudding pop and:

1. get your facts straight
2. read the Bible
3. show some humility and understanding for people who may not share your views

[PurposeToMelody]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

That is insulting and proof that you are dumber than an injun in the big city.

I suggest you put down that pudding pop and:

1. get your facts straight
2. read the Bible
3. show some humility and understanding for people who may not share your views

Well, you're a racist pig.

I read my bible daily

get YOUR facts straight and come into the 21st century please

I'm not sure you even know what humility is.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

you're a bunch of homophobic catholics.

Yes, I am homophobic. The Bible commands me to be,

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

If you are not homophobic then do you know better that God? Maybe you can pray to him and explain to Him why He is wrong. Let me know how that goes.

Never, accuse us of being Catholics.


YiC

Jack

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Well, you're a racist pig.

I read my bible daily

get YOUR facts straight and come into the 21st century please

I'm not sure you even know what humility is.

Do you read ALL of your Bible daily or just the bits your pastor tells you to read?

Humility is a term for the amount of water vapor in air, why is that relevent to this subject?

YiC

Jack

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Well, you're a racist pig.

What toddle. I am not a racist. This forum has no tolerance for people who are racist.

I read my bible daily

Admirable. I hope it is the KJV 1611...

get YOUR facts straight and come into the 21st century please

Lady, I don't know if you know what a fact is or not, but 'round here it is something that is not false. We are not Catholics - that is a fact.

I'm not sure you even know what humility is.

Again, toddle. I'm not the arrogant jerkface who suggested a bunch of good people, whom he doesn't know from Adam, go kill themselves. Nor do I wallow in the delight of joining a forum just for the sake of stirring up trouble while posing as a good Christian.

[James123]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

Your theory supports Darwinism haha, and you call yourself a true christian?

Your implying that the T-Rex have EVOLVED into kangaroos, I've heard that before (Darwin's theory of evolution), and I have to say, I completely agree with you!

Sadly this probably didn't happen, as the dinosaurs all died within a short period of time somehow, as their skeletons are all found in the same layer of the earths crust. (Scientists say a meteor did it, but they haven't convinced me yet...).

I just can't wait till we find (microbial) life on another planet, it's GAME OVER for all you christians then. (Or will you just say that we should interprete the bible differently AGAIN?)

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

I just can't wait till we find (microbial) life on another planet, it's GAME OVER for all you christians then. (Or will you just say that we should interprete the bible differently AGAIN?)

Your comment makes it clear that you are very uninformed. You've obviously never heard of panspermia, the process by which life (which was created by God, and originated on Earth) could easily make its way to other planets.

Also, it is a proven fact that demons routinely masquerade as UFO crews and abduct humans in order to lead people astray and get them to look to New Age Space Brothers for salvation instead of Jesus.

If Satan's minions will go as far as constructing flying saucers and assuming the forms of space aliens, it is a certainty that they would also pose as microbes and hide in soil samples from other planets.