[bornagainjoey]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

ironically, you're absolutely right: "there are all sorts of Biblical verses that make no sense if the Earth is a sphere."
When do the animal sacrifices begin?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Originally Posted by Ayeola
well, I wil trie to explain something about my relion.

Got it - you worship Smurfs. This is very bad on many levels.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

well, I wil trie to explain something about my relion. Please don't get angry about spelling mistakes because I still am doing the best I can...

When you are born, you get baptised. That needs to be done within the forst 6 months.

At the age of 3, sunday skool starts till the age of 12. During that period, you don't enter the church exept for a marriage, or when someone dies.

I missed that pat because at that age, I was part of an other religion. At the age of 14 I changed religion.

at the age of 18, you need to be baptised again. BUT: you get 7 years to decide if you want to be baptised again or not. If you aren't at the age of 25, you are kicked out and that's it.

If you do get babtised, you hade one year of bible studie and things you need to do for the community. Than after a year you can be baptised if you did your year ok.

After that, you are obliged to work for your community and you are a full member.

I can get married with someone that isn't babtised. But he can NEVER enter our church.

I don't know what religion you follow, but whatever you just described is not Christianity. None of that comes from the Bible. It sounds like something somebody made up.

What is the name of your cult again?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

in bible study I learned that in the bible there were parts against gay people, but my teachter explained to me: when the bible whas writen, people believed that the male sperm was limited. So one day you would have an orgasme, but there wouldn't be any sperm any more.
So gay people were just spilling their sperm

But now we know that that isn't true.Sperm isn't limited. our body makes it over and over again.

Plus: relations where there to have children. Not because you love someone, just to have children.

Now it is different. people have relationships because they love eachotherand there are a lot of people who don't want to have kids.

We don't believe in the bible as "the word from all times". We do believe it's old and need to be updated.

Blasphemy!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

well, I wil trie to explain something about my relion. Please don't get angry about spelling mistakes because I still am doing the best I can...

When you are born, you get baptised. That needs to be done within the forst 6 months.

At the age of 3, sunday skool starts till the age of 12. During that period, you don't enter the church exept for a marriage, or when someone dies.

I missed that pat because at that age, I was part of an other religion. At the age of 14 I changed religion.

at the age of 18, you need to be baptised again. BUT: you get 7 years to decide if you want to be baptised again or not. If you aren't at the age of 25, you are kicked out and that's it.

If you do get babtised, you hade one year of bible studie and things you need to do for the community. Than after a year you can be baptised if you did your year ok.

After that, you are obliged to work for your community and you are a full member.

I can get married with someone that isn't babtised. But he can NEVER enter our church.

So then Jesus isn't involved at all?

Sorry, not interested.

[Ayeola]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

well, I wil trie to explain something about my relion. Please don't get angry about spelling mistakes because I still am doing the best I can...

When you are born, you get baptised. That needs to be done within the forst 6 months.

At the age of 3, sunday skool starts till the age of 12. During that period, you don't enter the church exept for a marriage, or when someone dies.

I missed that pat because at that age, I was part of an other religion. At the age of 14 I changed religion.

at the age of 18, you need to be baptised again. BUT: you get 7 years to decide if you want to be baptised again or not. If you aren't at the age of 25, you are kicked out and that's it.

If you do get babtised, you hade one year of bible studie and things you need to do for the community. Than after a year you can be baptised if you did your year ok.

After that, you are obliged to work for your community and you are a full member.

I can get married with someone that isn't babtised. But he can NEVER enter our church.

[praisejeebus44]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

I feel you sister!

[Talitha]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

your all jew slaying assholes

the earth is flat? im sory but what? suck my cock piffleers!

even if you threw that whole gravity of the earth bends light theory out there ( which is going against your holy bible shit) the earth barely bends light because it is such a small planet and we would even notice if the light was being bent.

have you ever been in a plane? because when your in a plane you can clearly see a rounded horizon, thus cuncurring my obvious statement of the earth being round

oh and i dare any of you washed up fat christian assholes to deny this statement and come up with a reason to defend your argument

You seem to have an asshole fixation friend.
You need to turn to Jesus

[praisejeebus44]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

your all jew slaying assholes

the earth is flat? im sory but what? suck my cock fuckers!

even if you threw that whole gravity of the earth bends light theory out there ( which is going against your holy bible shit) the earth barely bends light because it is such a small planet and we would even notice if the light was being bent.

have you ever been in a plane? because when your in a plane you can clearly see a rounded horizon, thus cuncurring my obvious statement of the earth being round

oh and i dare any of you washed up fat christian assholes to deny this statement and come up with a reason to defend your argument

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

We don't believe in the bible as "the word from all times". We do believe it's old and need to be updated.

How do you know what parts of the Bible you can trust, and what parts are outdated? If your own judgment is good enough to tell you which parts of the Bible are good and which parts are bad, then why do you need the Bible at all?

You are already doing what seems right in your own eyes, without regard as to what the Bible says. I doubt you would live your life any differently if you came to believe that God didn't exist at all. So why not quit lying to yourself and to us, and stop calling yourself a Christian? You seem a lot more like a deist or a humanist to me.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

We don't believe in the bible as "the word from all times". We do believe it's old and need to be updated.

You and your hellbound friends may believe anything you like, of course. There are heathens all over the world who live in their own, self centered make believe world. Did you know that the Japs insist that green is blue? Did you know that Scientologists believe that human beings are nothing more than meat puppets controlled by space aliens?

Sure, go ahead and believe that God's Holy Word is imperfect and outdated. Ignore the fact that your belief cannot be substantiated outside of your own childish imagination. Go ahead and ignore what God says in His Revealed Word.

THIS is what that crazy belief will get you.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

in bible study I learned that in the bible there were parts against gay people, but my teachter explained to me: when the bible whas writen, people believed that the male sperm was limited. So one day you would have an orgasme, but there wouldn't be any sperm any more.

How would that affect homers? Was your teacher Hans Christian Anderson?

So gay people were just spilling their sperm

That is true but it is WHERE they spill their sperm that is the abomination!

But now we know that that isn't true. Sperm isn't limited. our body makes it over and over again.

Having limitless sperm does not excuse homers, who are still an abomination!

Plus: relations where there to have children. Not because you love someone, just to have children.

It is just to have children – who told you differently??

Now it is different. people have relationships because they love each other and there are a lot of people who don't want to have kids.

then they are disobeying The Lord! Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. 28God zegende hen en zei: "Vermenigvuldig je, bevolk de aarde en onderwerp haar. Heers over de vissen, de vogels en alle andere dieren.(Did you see how the Dutch bible is the short version for people who are foreign?)

We don't believe in the bible as "the word from all times". We do believe it's old and need to be updated.

Who is “we”? Whoever you are you are all Damned. When the earth began 6000 years ago, 2+2=4, today 2+2=4, God’s Word is the same.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Have you been drinking alcohol?

[Ayeola]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

in bible study I learned that in the bible there were parts against gay people, but my teachter explained to me: when the bible whas writen, people believed that the male sperm was limited. So one day you would have an orgasme, but there wouldn't be any sperm any more.
So gay people were just spilling their sperm

But now we know that that isn't true.Sperm isn't limited. our body makes it over and over again.

Plus: relations where there to have children. Not because you love someone, just to have children.

Now it is different. people have relationships because they love eachotherand there are a lot of people who don't want to have kids.

We don't believe in the bible as "the word from all times". We do believe it's old and need to be updated.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Maybe my bible isn't very clear about things

Yes it is, even in that ghastly Flemish language.

I'll do it in yours.

Dood aan de jeanetten!

I bet you didn't even know your (false) Bible said so. Am I right?

Do you agree that homers should be killed? Or do you see your Bible as "een vodje papier"?