[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

We don't believe in the bible as "the word from all times". We do believe it's old and need to be updated.

How do you know what parts of the Bible you can trust, and what parts are outdated? If your own judgment is good enough to tell you which parts of the Bible are good and which parts are bad, then why do you need the Bible at all?

You are already doing what seems right in your own eyes, without regard as to what the Bible says. I doubt you would live your life any differently if you came to believe that God didn't exist at all. So why not quit lying to yourself and to us, and stop calling yourself a Christian? You seem a lot more like a deist or a humanist to me.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[praisejeebus44]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

your all jew slaying assholes

the earth is flat? im sory but what? suck my cock fuckers!

even if you threw that whole gravity of the earth bends light theory out there ( which is going against your holy bible shit) the earth barely bends light because it is such a small planet and we would even notice if the light was being bent.

have you ever been in a plane? because when your in a plane you can clearly see a rounded horizon, thus cuncurring my obvious statement of the earth being round

oh and i dare any of you washed up fat christian assholes to deny this statement and come up with a reason to defend your argument

[Talitha]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

your all jew slaying assholes

the earth is flat? im sory but what? suck my cock piffleers!

even if you threw that whole gravity of the earth bends light theory out there ( which is going against your holy bible shit) the earth barely bends light because it is such a small planet and we would even notice if the light was being bent.

have you ever been in a plane? because when your in a plane you can clearly see a rounded horizon, thus cuncurring my obvious statement of the earth being round

oh and i dare any of you washed up fat christian assholes to deny this statement and come up with a reason to defend your argument

You seem to have an asshole fixation friend.
You need to turn to Jesus

[praisejeebus44]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

I feel you sister!

[Ayeola]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

well, I wil trie to explain something about my relion. Please don't get angry about spelling mistakes because I still am doing the best I can...

When you are born, you get baptised. That needs to be done within the forst 6 months.

At the age of 3, sunday skool starts till the age of 12. During that period, you don't enter the church exept for a marriage, or when someone dies.

I missed that pat because at that age, I was part of an other religion. At the age of 14 I changed religion.

at the age of 18, you need to be baptised again. BUT: you get 7 years to decide if you want to be baptised again or not. If you aren't at the age of 25, you are kicked out and that's it.

If you do get babtised, you hade one year of bible studie and things you need to do for the community. Than after a year you can be baptised if you did your year ok.

After that, you are obliged to work for your community and you are a full member.

I can get married with someone that isn't babtised. But he can NEVER enter our church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

well, I wil trie to explain something about my relion. Please don't get angry about spelling mistakes because I still am doing the best I can...

When you are born, you get baptised. That needs to be done within the forst 6 months.

At the age of 3, sunday skool starts till the age of 12. During that period, you don't enter the church exept for a marriage, or when someone dies.

I missed that pat because at that age, I was part of an other religion. At the age of 14 I changed religion.

at the age of 18, you need to be baptised again. BUT: you get 7 years to decide if you want to be baptised again or not. If you aren't at the age of 25, you are kicked out and that's it.

If you do get babtised, you hade one year of bible studie and things you need to do for the community. Than after a year you can be baptised if you did your year ok.

After that, you are obliged to work for your community and you are a full member.

I can get married with someone that isn't babtised. But he can NEVER enter our church.

So then Jesus isn't involved at all?

Sorry, not interested.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

in bible study I learned that in the bible there were parts against gay people, but my teachter explained to me: when the bible whas writen, people believed that the male sperm was limited. So one day you would have an orgasme, but there wouldn't be any sperm any more.
So gay people were just spilling their sperm

But now we know that that isn't true.Sperm isn't limited. our body makes it over and over again.

Plus: relations where there to have children. Not because you love someone, just to have children.

Now it is different. people have relationships because they love eachotherand there are a lot of people who don't want to have kids.

We don't believe in the bible as "the word from all times". We do believe it's old and need to be updated.

Blasphemy!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

well, I wil trie to explain something about my relion. Please don't get angry about spelling mistakes because I still am doing the best I can...

When you are born, you get baptised. That needs to be done within the forst 6 months.

At the age of 3, sunday skool starts till the age of 12. During that period, you don't enter the church exept for a marriage, or when someone dies.

I missed that pat because at that age, I was part of an other religion. At the age of 14 I changed religion.

at the age of 18, you need to be baptised again. BUT: you get 7 years to decide if you want to be baptised again or not. If you aren't at the age of 25, you are kicked out and that's it.

If you do get babtised, you hade one year of bible studie and things you need to do for the community. Than after a year you can be baptised if you did your year ok.

After that, you are obliged to work for your community and you are a full member.

I can get married with someone that isn't babtised. But he can NEVER enter our church.

I don't know what religion you follow, but whatever you just described is not Christianity. None of that comes from the Bible. It sounds like something somebody made up.

What is the name of your cult again?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Originally Posted by Ayeola
well, I wil trie to explain something about my relion.

Got it - you worship Smurfs. This is very bad on many levels.

[bornagainjoey]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

ironically, you're absolutely right: "there are all sorts of Biblical verses that make no sense if the Earth is a sphere."
When do the animal sacrifices begin?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

ironically, you're absolutely right: "there are all sorts of Biblical verses that make no sense if the Earth is a sphere."
When do the animal sacrifices begin?

Animal sacrifices ended when God sacrificed Himself (as Jesus) to replace the animal sacrifices.

[Jordan]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Dear Friend,

The fact of the matter is, there are all sorts of Biblical verses that make no sense if the Earth is a sphere -- without corners or ends. Therefore, the Earth must be flat.

"And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the Earth." Isaiah 11:12.

"And after these things I saw four angels standing on four corners of the Earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree." Revelation 7:1.

"That it might take hold of the ends of the Earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?" Job 38:13.

"O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the Earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit." Jeremiah 16:19.

"The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the ends of the Earth." Daniel 4:11.

Yours in Him,
BAB

THEY PROVED THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!!!!! DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING A GODDAMN BOOK TELLS YOU!!!! My porno reads better

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

THEY PROVED THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!!!!! DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING A GODDAMN BOOK TELLS YOU!!!! My porno reads better

"THEY"? Who are "THEY"? Name names! Give me a name and I'll bet he's an atheist sodomite! (no wonder you think "THEY" are so good!)

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

THEY PROVED THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!!!!! DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING A GODDAMN BOOK TELLS YOU!!!! My porno reads better

Where did you see this so called "proof"? In a book? Thought you said not to believe books?

You contradict yourself which shows you are only interested in lies and deceit because you hate righteousness.

If you were actually interested in the Truth you'd read the Bible.

[Thaddaeus]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Using the gravitational form of Gauss' law, assuming the mean density of the Earth to be 5520Kg/cubic meters and ignoring edge effects we can approximate the thickness of the Earth as a slab 2634miles thick. This is possibly the shortest distance to Hell.

We must remember however this number is likely flawed as the equations were derived by scientists with a fundamentally flawed understanding of the Universe.