[Nobar King]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

You have some serious faith issues, Joe.

[joe707]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Most of the science-believers we get in here like to spout the National Academy of Science's party line that a scientific theory "is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment."

Pastor, would you broadly go along with this?

There's a lot of talking at cross purposes on all this stuff I hope you'll agree.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Do you have any proof of this, I think not.

And please don't say, ''The Bible''. You are just making wild assumptions about this subject. In the bible, it is never stated that the earth is flat, neither is it stated that it is round, (a sphere). You have no proof at all, it's just a theory.

Maybe you should research some more before you start, ''building those things''

It does not say round, it says "circle". Circles only have two dimensions, not three friend. That is proof positive that the Earth is flat.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

You have no proof at all, it's just a theory.

I'm glad to see that you know that a theory is something that has no proof at all.

Most of the science-believers we get in here like to spout the National Academy of Science's party line that a scientific theory "is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment."

They'll repeat that like a mantra until they have convinced themselves that it is true, but you and I know that a theory is nothing more than something one cooks up while sitting back and daydreaming.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Do you have any proof of this, I think not.

And please don't say, ''The Bible''. You are just making wild assumptions about this subject. In the bible, it is never stated that the earth is flat, neither is it stated that it is round, (a sphere). You have no proof at all, it's just a theory.

Maybe you should research some more before you start, ''building those things''

Maybe you should go back and read this thread from the beginning. The proof is there.

Are you even a Christian? Please introduce yourself in the "introduction" section.

[TheWrongSide]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

That's great!

For any doubters who want to know how it can be light on some parts of the Earth while it's dark in others, imagine a spotlight hanging from a string over the center. It's daytime where the spotlight hits directly, it's twilight around the edges of the light, and it's nighttime everywhere else.

If you give it a good directed tap, it will start spiraling out. The outer edge will be getting much more light than the inside. That's when it's winter in the US and Europe, and summer in South America and Australia.

You'll notice that the circle that the light is making is getting smaller and smaller. That's the change of seasons. When the light is making very small circles near the center, that's summer. To reverse the change of seasons and start all over, just give the light another tap.

We need to start building these and selling them through the Landover Baptist University Bookstore.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Do you have any proof of this, I think not.

And please don't say, ''The Bible''. You are just making wild assumptions about this subject. In the bible, it is never stated that the earth is flat, neither is it stated that it is round, (a sphere). You have no proof at all, it's just a theory.

Maybe you should research some more before you start, ''building those things''

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Of course the Earth is flat. Here's what the Roberts children study geography with at our home school.

That's great!

For any doubters who want to know how it can be light on some parts of the Earth while it's dark in others, imagine a spotlight hanging from a string over the center. It's daytime where the spotlight hits directly, it's twilight around the edges of the light, and it's nighttime everywhere else.

If you give it a good directed tap, it will start spiraling out. The outer edge will be getting much more light than the inside. That's when it's winter in the US and Europe, and summer in South America and Australia.

You'll notice that the circle that the light is making is getting smaller and smaller. That's the change of seasons. When the light is making very small circles near the center, that's summer. To reverse the change of seasons and start all over, just give the light another tap.

We need to start building these and selling them through the Landover Baptist University Bookstore.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Of course the Earth is flat. Here's what the Roberts children study geography with at our home school.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???

back on topic though,
the earth is not flat

Look! What difference does it make to you whether the Earth is flat or not? Are you making a living by some strange means that involves the earth having to be round? This is deluded self-interest!
The cost of this pointless opposition to God is Eternal Damnation – you don’t want that. Just accept that God said it was flat and therefore it is.
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Now, that wasn’t so bad was it? We can now move on to having you accept that Unicorns are real, asses and snakes talk, bats are birds, that Jesus walked on water, turned water into wine, died and rose again 3 days later and thus we who accept Him are sin-free and then when you die, as die you must, you can go to Heaven with all of us!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???

Are you claiming that's an Australian clock?

the earth is not flat

Did anyone ever tell you you are a very convincing person? No? Odd.

[Jonnii]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?

why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???

back on topic though,
the earth is not flat

[Just James]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.

How dare you question Pastor Ezekiel??!

AND you don't even have the good manners to spell his name properly!

I may be an unwashed heathen, I may be as thick as a pig milkshake, I may be a stinking sinner but at least I get Paster Ezekiel's name right.

I just pray God has mercy on your soul.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.

This is a Christian forum. We're here to offer praise to Jesus. I don't know what you're here for.

[999Dev]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?

Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?