[mynameisRETARDO]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

If you can show us where it says the earth is round in the Holy Bible, then we can call it "case closed."

I'm not sure why you'd expect us to take the rantings of a self-confessed retard over the Word of God.

Disclose the information on how I am a self-confessed retard? I are the reason my name is retardo. If thats what you're referencing to, get back in the kitchen and make your boyfriend some more waffles you fag.

Now, onto the subject of the earth being round.

Back in the time when Jesus was alive, they had not the technology to prove the earth was round, and what was god to accomplish by telling the habitants of the earth that it was. It's one of gods many surprises he had in store for mankind, he wanted to see the delight on our faces when we discovered the earth was round, I mean the big man up there has to have a little enjoyment right? Cause hes got you liars prancing on his earth spreading false tales and misinterpreting the bible.

[mynameisRETARDO]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Try saying número 563412146743 in Spanish, then call me dumb twit, you dumb twit.

Uh-oh, the latino is angry.


He's got a Latin temper i tell you.

[mynameisRETARDO]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

See this is the problem i have with you arrogant fools.

I prove you wrong, you demean me.

Monkey worshiper? I attend a christian church every sunday, thank you very much. I do not believe in evolution. But all of the sudden, with simple logic, i prove you wrong, that the earth is in fact flat, and instead of being man enough to admit you were wrong, you become a bully, and demean me. Swinging the trees with my mommy? What are you 5?

Get a life you antagonist. You're going to be the reason your people in your church are going to be condemned to hell.

People like you make me sick.

If i had a lead pipe and i was in front if you I would bash your kneecaps in your worthless piece of slime. You haunt this earth with your absolutely disgusting comments, and your arrogance to try and perfect other people's lives.

I swear if i ever see you in real life, you'll regret the day you came out of that hell hole that is your mother's vagina.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Thank you, demon.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Uh-oh, the latino is angry.


He's got a Latin temper i tell you.

That wasn't racist or xenophobic at all! Is there such thing as a Latino temper?

See this is the problem i have with you arrogant fools.

I prove you wrong, you demean me.

You haven't proved us wrong with your blabbering, and just assuming you have in your small head won't do, you arrogant twit, who takes great pride in knowing that uno means one.

Monkey worshiper? I attend a christian church every sunday, thank you very much. I do not believe in evolution.

Good! Because evilution makes as much Biblical and scientific sense as a round earth...

But all of the sudden, with simple logic, i prove you wrong, that the earth is in fact flat, and instead of being man enough to admit you were wrong, you become a bully, and demean me.

The Pastor wasn't wrong at all, he has the Bible to back him up, what do you have? Just rambling and non sense, and science, falsely so called.

Get a life you antagonist.

Says the guy that comes into OUR (and GOD's favourite) Forum to antagonise us... give me a break, and by the way, do you even know what antagonist mean?

You're going to be the reason your people in your church are going to be condemned to hell.

We follow the Bible, you just hand-pick what you choose to believe, who will go to Hell?

People like you make me sick.

Ditto.

If i had a lead pipe and i was in front if you I would bash your kneecaps in your worthless piece of slime.

How Christian(tm) of you...

You haunt this earth with your absolutely disgusting comments, and your arrogance to try and perfect other people's lives.

again, ditto...

utter blasphemy showing poor education

Hope you enjoy hell...

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Disclose the information on how I am a self-confessed retard? I are the reason my name is retardo. If thats what you're referencing to, get back in the kitchen and make your boyfriend some more waffles you fag.

Pastor Zeke is not a homo. There's never even been a hint of homoism about him. Not getting your facts straight before you insult someone, now that's retarded, you homo.

Back in the time when Jesus was alive, they had not the technology to prove the earth was round, and what was god to accomplish by telling the habitants of the earth that it was.

The ancient Greek scientist Eratosthenes found that, on the longest day of each year, the Sun shone directly down a well in the city of Syrene. On the same day, it cast a shadow in Alexandria. He attributed this to a spherical Earth. He died 200 years before Christ was born.

Of course, Eratosthenes was wrong about why this happened (in fact it's because the Sun is much nearer to one point than the other as it moves about on the firmament of Heaven). Nevertheless, if the Earth had been a spherical object and the Sun quite distant, then the only technology that would have been required to prove that the Earth was in fact round would have been a water well. Last time I checked, those were around long before the time of Jesus.

Oh, and don't think you can fool us with your photoshopped images. Nice try, but you'll need to come up with something a lot more persuasive than that if you want to convince people that the Earth is not flat.

Cause hes got you liars prancing on his earth spreading false tales and misinterpreting the bible.

If we have misinterpreted any verse in the Bible, tell us what it is and what the correct interpretation is, and we will be happy to show you why we are right and you are wrong. Just levelling an accusation like that without proof, or even citing an example, is reprehensible.

I prove you wrong, you demean me.

You go around threatening to take out someone's kneecaps because he has a different religious beliefs, and yet you say that we demean you? You demean yourself, you sorry, petty little man.

Monkey worshiper? I attend a christian church every sunday, thank you very much. I do not believe in evolution.

Is your church a Bible-believing, full-immersion baptizing church? I didn't think so.

Get a life you antagonist.

You mean the kind of life where we go into other people's church forums and argue with them about whether the Earth is round? That desn't sound like a very fulfilling life to me.

You're going to be the reason your people in your church are going to be condemned to hell.

Only small, petty people wish others to be damned to Hell.

People like you make me sick.

Hey, you came into our forum to argue with us, not the other way around. Do you like being sick?

If i had a lead pipe and i was in front if you I would bash your kneecaps in your worthless piece of slime.

So you think violence is the solution? Is that what your church teaches? Because our church teaches the words of Jesus:

I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you, Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you. And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other. Luke 6:27-29

You're no Christian, that's for sure.

I swear if i ever see you in real life, you'll regret the day you came out of that hell hole that is your mother's vagina.

Well, that's a very Christian thing to say, Mr. I go to church every Sunday. Since we've got your IP address logged, I may just take a roadtrip to visit you. And I won't need a lead pipe to kick your ass.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

[...] You can also observe, with binoculars, ships slowly 'sinking' below the horizon as it sails farther and farther out to the ocean, then watch them come back. They certainly didn't fall off the edge of the earth! You can also sail or fly around the world.

^^
That proves the mast before hull argument, Enigmatic Harpo Marx

You're well named aren't you?

I think it is worth noting that secular scientists arranged the battery so that the current in a battery flowed from negative to positive. This shows that once set upon a course, nothing will alter their fixed ideas and thus all work in science is designed to justify earlier mistakes.

The “mast before the hull” theory has long been debunked. Indeed, in a glaring discrepancy and without realizing he had done it, Einstein agreed that light waves were affected by gravity.

Although “gravity” is never mentioned in the Bible and things just go from high to low naturally, we can see that the light from a higher point takes longer to reach the ground than from a low point.

Thus we know that the light from the top of a mast will take longer to fall to earth than that from the hull – hence we have the True Christian™ explanation.

[Raven666]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

It can also be explained with a little common sense that the Lord would never shape our Earth as the same shape of something that dangles from the male rude bits.

As a Medical Student, and a male myself, I do believe male genitalia are oval, not a sphere.

[JennyD]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

As a Medical Student, and a male myself, I do believe male genitalia are oval, not a sphere.

When you catch up with the rest of the thread and come up with something worthwhile to contribute, please let us know.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

As a Medical Student, and a male myself, I do believe male genitalia are oval, not a sphere.

And you, a medical student, only believe as much? You don't know? Are yours THAT small?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

As a Medical Student, and a male myself, I do believe male genitalia are oval, not a sphere.

We have no doubt that you've seen way more than your fair share of male genitalia.

[Centenial]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

The Earth is round. No question.
You people are insane. The Earth is shaped like a sphere! a ball! round!
There is no possible way that the Earth is flat.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

The Earth is round. No question.
You people are insane. The Earth is shaped like a sphere! a ball! round!
There is no possible way that the Earth is flat.

Round. Right. Ball. You convinced me. Sure.

Does God throw the earth through a hoop from time to time?

[snottyduck]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Round. Right. Ball. You convinced me. Sure.

Does God throw the earth through a hoop from time to time?

Seems like I'm dumber than duckturds.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

The Earth is round. No question.
You people are insane. The Earth is shaped like a sphere! a ball! round!
There is no possible way that the Earth is flat.

So I bet you believe ANYTHING a person in a white lab coat tells you huh, I bet you belief in giant FLYING ANCIENT firebreathing LIZARDS too!!

It is like the lab coated men are making fun of you with dinosaurs, yet you still believe them!