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  • Dan U. Holier
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 1180

    #61
    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by drkztan View Post
    Was it the holy pasta book? The FPM's bible? NO! And fetuccinI (I, not E) and torellini are absolutely healthy, delicious dishes! I like my tortellini in a cheese only sauce, with meat inside of them. Yummy!

    RAMÉN!
    Hey, I know what I’m talking about; my ex-father-in-law Clemenza (R.I.P.) used to say: “Leave guns, take fettuccine”. My ex-wife was trying to convince me that pasta is a kind of holy stuff as well (no wonders, she’s catlick), but I wasn’t buying in that. No sir, I know what’s holy and what not.

    P.S.: Barilla › Ramen... so I heard
    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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    • drTarzan
      Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
      • Aug 2011
      • 40

      #62
      Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

      Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
      Hey, I know what I’m talking about; my ex-father-in-law Clemenza (R.I.P.) used to say: “Leave guns, take fettuccine”. My ex-wife was trying to convince me that pasta is a kind of holy stuff as well (no wonders, she’s catlick), but I wasn’t buying in that. No sir, I know what’s holy and what not.

      P.S.: Barilla › Ramen... so I heard
      So now pasta is unholy? What, did Satan make pasta?
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • iamsogay
        Unsaved trash
        • Aug 2011
        • 3

        #63
        Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        Figures, some people just can't handle the truth.
        I don't think you can handle the truth... if you've ever taken a biology class just once! Even if you're a christian you will believe that evolution does in fact occur. Just study bacteria and genetics and you will know that there is surmounting evidence that evolution is occurring, even within people there is evolution. Otherwise there would be no such thing as genetic variance.

        Just so you know... antibiotics are becoming less effective because and only because certain mutated strains of bacteria have a gene that allows them to live in an environment with the antibiotics. This allows them to propagate more effectively than bacteria without the gene and then in turn through natural selection become a different species.

        Also, just to ask you... how do you think fossils form? Did the devil put them there? Question yourself before you question others

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #64
          Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

          Originally posted by iamsogay View Post
          antibiotics are becoming less effective because and only because certain mutated strains of bacteria have a gene that allows them to live in an environment with the antibiotics
          You are such a fool! Have you ever thought how convenient this is for companies that makes billions of dollars of out these so called germs? I bet this is again some blind faith you have for some quack doctor who will tell you anything medical companies tells him to tell you.

          You are not fooling anyone here with your transparent lies.

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          • Dan U. Holier
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 1180

            #65
            Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

            Originally posted by iamsogay View Post
            ...Also, just to ask you... how do you think fossils form? Did the devil put them there? Question yourself before you question others
            As said those fossils are actually bones of all the sinners that perished in the flood; read Genesis 8:20-22.

            The fact that even a woman can distinguish between shameless Holdmywood’s fabrications (like Jurassic Park movies) and reality tells all about Evilutionaries.

            YiC

            Dan
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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            • Dan U. Holier
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 1180

              #66
              Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

              Originally posted by drTarzan View Post
              So now pasta is unholy? What, did Satan make pasta?
              Sure: Pasta De Jamon Del Diablo

              Don’t try to outsmart me, Spaniard! I know your kind; especially latino women are in cahoots with the devil himself. We can discuss this issue here.

              In this thread we should stay on topic.

              YiC

              Dan
              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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              • diablo666
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2011
                • 16

                #67
                Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                I love Jesus!
                I am gay.
                Last edited by Billy Bob Jenkins; 12-02-2011, 01:53 PM. Reason: spelling error

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #68
                  Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                  Originally posted by diablo666 View Post
                  I am gay.
                  Coming out is first step in becoming an ex-gay, but I fail to see what you try to gain by trying to change what I have said in my post. You know, people can just click the link and see that I actually said this.

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  Correct.

                  Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
                  No harm done still, as both are 100% correct. I love Jesus and God created everything.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #69
                    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                    Originally posted by diablo666 View Post
                    I am gay.
                    Another reason that you make Jesus sick.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • thedeer
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Feb 2012
                      • 20

                      #70
                      Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                      The lack of intelligence in biology in this thread is shocking and ignorant.
                      You extremists dont even know what cells are and how they work.

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                      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                        Scientific Advisor
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2373

                        #71
                        Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                        Originally posted by thedeer View Post
                        The lack of intelligence in biology in this thread is shocking and ignorant.
                        You extremists dont even know what cells are and how they work.
                        This is patently ridiculous, my friend. We have a very active scientific community here, of which I am only a small part. I have spent the better part of my career working in the many labs we have, as well as teaching many, many classes on varying scientific topics.

                        Let me just say that because you disagree with our scientific findings you shouldn't throw out the evidence. As you've probably heard: "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater." I suggest that you spend more time in your Bible and less time sitting here looking for reasons to disagree. This is part of the struggle that we Creationists are battling these days in the school systems: so many people get all up in arms against our science that they don't address the real issue: that they are judging our science without even a debate. All we want (for starters) is equal time.

                        So I ask you: consider our views. And remember that over 50% of the United States agrees with us, so perhaps you are the one that has a problem here! Feel free to start a thread with specific questions, and please take the time to peruse our forums to read up on the plethora of topics already available to you. Don't jump to conclusions: remember, just because you disagree doesn't mean it is incorrect.
                        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #72
                          Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                          Originally posted by thedeer View Post
                          You extremists dont even know what cells are and how they work.
                          I know perfectly well how they work, however I bet that you do not even know basic stuff like how God created adenosine triphosphate works in energy distribution of a cell without looking it up. Still, even if an otter would know how cells work, that otter would not be able to grow oil-breathing gills if thrown into oil. That's because there is no evolution. There was only creation.

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                          • loco73
                            Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
                            • May 2012
                            • 183

                            #73
                            Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                            Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                            So you disproved evolution there

                            Earth is about 6000 years old.

                            YiC, M

                            I'm 38, so the earth must be about 40.....
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #74
                              Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                              Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                              I'm 38, so the earth must be about 40.....
                              You believe the Earth is 40 years old?



                              I guess it's true, that Scotch people start drinking pretty early in the day.

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
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                              • MagicCarp
                                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                • Apr 2013
                                • 31

                                #75
                                Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                You believe the Earth is 40 years old?



                                I guess it's true, that Scotch people start drinking pretty early in the day.

                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
                                You obviously don't understand simple sarcasm sir... : l
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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