[Wide-Open]

Re: The "Big Bang"

Well, that was subject material for universities. And I'm only 15 and I understand it!

And you can think about it whilst enjoying hell.

[Peter]

Re: The "Big Bang"

Sorry, you gotta go. Eighteen and over only.

May Christ be with you.

You do realize that he was quoting G-baby???
He didn't say that he was fifteen, he quoted G-baby who said that.

[Deaner]

Re: The "Big Bang"

You do realize that he was quoting G-baby???
He didn't say that he was fifteen, he quoted G-baby who said that.

Then he's banned for quoting negroes.

[Wibralover]

Re: The "Big Bang"

hmm well sir legs wide-open first of all you don't know anything about science, second he's not going to hell and neither am I or anybody else because there is no hell nor is there a heaven third The Bible is just a book that you use to learn some morals about it love your neighbor, love eachother that's it. If you waste basing your entire life on some book always praying and worshipping your god you have absolutely no life. Life is about having friends and having a good time sharing it with them, experiencing love for the first time and loving that person. These are just a few things about life that are important. But the main thing is you need to live your life instead of always living in sin and sorrow beacause then you feel depressed and annoyed beacause you can't do stuff like everyboy else does and then you go around making idiotic statements like bananas prove god exists and giving stupid reactions like science sucks. Don't forget that it is because of science that you can post comments on this website

[Nobar King]

Re: The "Big Bang"

I was having trouble reading your post so I translated it to ghetto, thinking I might be able to make heads or tails of it:

hmm well sir legs wide-jimmey fust uh all ya` don't know ennything about science, second he's not goin` to hell and neither am ah` o` ennybody else cuz` dere be no hell nor be dere a heaven third da Bible be just a scribblin` that ya` use to learn some morals about dat love yo` neighbor, love eachother that's it. If ya` waste barap yo` entire life on some scribblin` always praying and worshipping yo` god ya` have absolutely no life. Life be about havin` homeys and havin` a phat time sharin` dat wid dem, experiencing love fo` da fust time and lovin` that person. dese be just a few things about life that be impo`tant. But da main thing be ya` need to live yo` life instead uh always livin` in sin and sorrow beacause then ya` feel depressed and annoyed beacause ya` kin't do stuff likes everyboy else duz and then ya` go around makin` idiotic statements likes bananas prove god exists and givin` stupid reactions likes science sucks. Don't fo`get that dat be cuz` uh science that ya` kin post comments on dis websyte

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[KJV4me]

Re: The "Big Bang"

hmm well sir legs wide-open first of all you don't know anything about science,

You don't know anything about how to construct a proper sentence, so how can someone like you possibly be qualified to judge on the scientific knowledge of others? LBC has a Creation Science facility. I doubt you have one at your Satanic lodge or Pagan cave or wherever it is you spend your free time.

second he's not going to hell and neither am I or anybody else because there is no hell nor is there a heaven third The Bible is just a book that you use to learn some morals about it love your neighbor, love eachother that's it. If you waste basing your entire life on some book always praying and worshipping your god you have absolutely no life.

Looks like you don't know anything about life or the Bible. The KJV Bible specifically says in Matthew 25:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal." So now we see that you have it exactly backwards. If you follow every word in the Bible then you will have eternal life. But if you don't, then you will only have everlasting punishment!

Life is about having friends and having a good time sharing it with them, experiencing love for the first time and loving that person. These are just a few things about life that are important.

How can someone with glasses be so stupid? Deuteronomy 30:20 clearly says "That thou mayest love the LORD thy God, and that thou mayest obey his voice, and that thou mayest cleave unto him: for he is thy life, and the length of thy days: that thou mayest dwell in the land which the LORD sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give them." Remember that part: for he is thy life. It means that life is not about having friends other than The Lord!

But the main thing is you need to live your life instead of always living in sin and sorrow beacause then you feel depressed and annoyed beacause you can't do stuff like everyboy else does and then you go around making idiotic statements like bananas prove god exists and giving stupid reactions like science sucks.

I assure you that you will feel very depressed and annoyed when you are being reamed in Hell by Satan's buggery-stick! And I, for one, will be laughing at you while I enjoy my eternal life, compliments of Jesus Christ.

Don't forget that it is because of science that you can post comments on this website

I can't remember ever meeting someone so ignorant in the ways of the world as you, Wibralover. The reason we can have websites and post comments is because of faith in The Lord. Mark 9:23 says "Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth." All things are possible through belief in Jesus Christ. It is sweet baby Jesus who grants us the ability to use sites of the web, and this is how you repay him? By refusing to acknowledge his gift to you? He died on the cross and all you do is try to steal his glory.

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: The "Big Bang"

You don't know anything about how to construct a proper sentence, so how can someone like you possibly be qualified to judge on the scientific knowledge of others? LBC has a Creation Science facility. I doubt you have one at your Satanic lodge or Pagan cave or wherever it is you spend your free time.
Off course he knows how to construct a proper sentence. He just doesn't want to spend his time on this "funnyfarmforum", so he typed it fast..


Looks like you don't know anything about life or the Bible. The KJV Bible specifically says in Matthew 25:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal." So now we see that you have it exactly backwards. If you follow every word in the Bible then you will have eternal life. But if you don't, then you will only have everlasting punishment!
And maybe if you should READ his message probably, you should know that it's all the same. There is nog eternal life or everlasting punishment, for there is no hell or heaven.


How can someone with glasses be so stupid? Deuteronomy 30:20 clearly says "That thou mayest love the LORD thy God, and that thou mayest obey his voice, and that thou mayest cleave unto him: for he is thy life, and the length of thy days: that thou mayest dwell in the land which the LORD sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give them." Remember that part: for he is thy life. It means that life is not about having friends other than The Lord!
Thou, thy, thee, mayest ... I think English has allready been modernized by know. So maybe get an update in your language
LOOOOOOL! Off course it is, without friends there is no life. (unless for IMAGINARY friends off course )


I assure you that you will feel very depressed and annoyed when you are being reamed in Hell by Satan's buggery-stick! And I, for one, will be laughing at you while I enjoy my eternal life, compliments of Jesus Christ.
And I will be laughing at YOU when you find out that there is no eternal life.. xD xD


I can't remember ever meeting someone so ignorant in the ways of the world as you, Wibralover. The reason we can have websites and post comments is because of faith in The Lord. Mark 9:23 says "Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth." All things are possible through belief in Jesus Christ. It is sweet baby Jesus who grants us the ability to use sites of the web, and this is how you repay him? By refusing to acknowledge his gift to you? He died on the cross and all you do is try to steal his glory.

Uhu, I think he is..

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: The "Big Bang"

There is also another theory which explaines the beginning of OUR universe:

Leaving all of THEIR universes unexplained? Not a promising start.

The "String Theory". (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/elegant/program.html, please non-scientists and scientists, watch all the movies of hour 3. They're SO interesting and actually logic)

Didn't this all come from some science fiction book by L. Ron Hubbard?

Well, I watched all 18 hours (well, it seemed like 18 hours), and I must say I'm rather disappointed. This string hypothesis (in science, you gotta have proof before it becomes a theory) reminds me of the Ptolomaic epicycle theory to explain the motion of the planets in the sky. Every time someone made a better calculation of how the planets moved, some theorist would come along and add one or two or ten epicycles until the model fit the data again. Now they're adding dimensions, instead. Of course, Ptolomy completely missed the only satisfactory explanation for the motion of the planets--God moves them around the firmament of the heavens because that is what pleases Him.

You can find these strings in so called "quarks", which can be found in electrons, protons and neutrons.

There are quarks in electrons? Somebody call the Swedish Academy, we've got a Nobel Prize in Physics to award for this astonishing discovery.

With enough energy, this brane can be very very very small or very very big, as big as a universe.

Whoa, lets back up the film and look at that one more time: with enough energy... So where do the string hypothesists say all of that energy came from--no, let me guess--from an even bigger Big Bang caused by an even higher energy brane, right? See? Epicycles.

If you cut this in slices, you can imagine those slices as parrallel universes and one of them is our universe.

So who baked the bread?

if you have a brane living in a higher-dimensional space, and your particles, your atoms, cannot get off the brane, it's like trying to reach out, but you can't touc anything.

Well, isn't that convenient. These stringy thingies are all there, but they're invisible, and silent, and nobody can feel them--why, it's just like the Moon Men from Planet X who invaded the Earth in the 1950's, but hypnotized us with their ray guns so we can't perceive them.

It might as well be on the other end of the universe.

Never have truer words been spoken.

If you put some jelly on your slice of bread, you can spread it out freely on the surface, but otherwise it's stuck, it can't leave the surface itself. But what if gravity were different? What if it were more like sugar? It WILL fall of the surface. Why would it be so different from everything else that we know of in the universe?

But if you put jelly on first, then the sugar won't fall off, it will stick to the jelly, right?

Well, String Theory provides an answer: It has to do with the shape of the string.

So the flavor of the jelly just isn't relevant, right?

Before the human came up with the string theory, humans thought that all strings were like closed loops.

How could people have had an opinion of any kind about something that they never even imagined existed?

Than we came up with string theory and said that those strings were all like a piece of open-ended rope.

So there are pieces of rope baked into the bread. Mmmmm, good eats.

But those loops do excist, and one kind is responsible for gravity (graviton).

Wait a minute, is gravity loops of rope or is it sugar? Because there's not a lot those two things have in common. Anyway, why do closed loops cause gravity instead of some other phenomenon, like jumpshots from the top of the key?

Because there closed, they aren't tied on our membrane. So gravitons can escape to another dimension.

Oh, I see. It's like tying your shoes by cutting the shoestrings with a scissors.

So perhaps we could one day FEEL the other universes through gravity.

Perhaps one day you will FEEL the love of God through prayer. But I doubt it.

So theoretically, and purely theoretically, we could communicate with "intelligent life" (if there is any on the other membrane) by sending strong wave sources of gravity.

OK, now this is getting interesting. I'm not saying I buy this string business, but, if it is true, could we build some sort of graviton communicator to preach the Gospel to these other intelligent races?

1) When you squeeze the entire universe into a infinitesimally small dense package, at a certain point, our laws of physics simply break down.

So kids, don't try this at home.

I, like the guy in the movie I watched, don't like that nothing. It CAN'T be out of nothing.

Of course not. It emerged from the Will of God.

It creates the collide we see and it heats up all the particles in the universe in this big, fiery mass! Really, sience is that simple!

It does sound simple. All you have to do to be a scientist, apparently, is make up some cock and bull story about all kinds of universes and things that nobody has ever seen, then get the Jews who run the Satanic Broadcasting System to make an 18 hour documentary.

And this isn't the weirdest thing about it

What a shock.

Those collides can happen again ... and again ... and again and that it will happen again in the future! So there will come another big bang and another and this will go on for an indefinite period in the future.

So it's turtles all the way down.

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: The "Big Bang"

Leaving all of THEIR universes unexplained? Not a promising start.
?? What are you krabbing in your broek ??

Didn't this all come from some science fiction book by L. Ron Hubbard?
Didn't your statements come from a piece of toilet paper with a cross on called KJV?

Well, I watched all 18 hours (well, it seemed like 18 hours), and I must say I'm rather disappointed. This string hypothesis (in science, you gotta have proof before it becomes a theory) reminds me of the Ptolomaic epicycle theory to explain the motion of the planets in the sky.
1st: Scientist mostly first have a theory or statement, than they try to prove it. And if they can't they search for another solution to their problem. That is science.. Searching for the truth, not reading it in a book of a non existing thing and believing it because it is written in it..
2nd: what do YOU, baptist, know about science??

Every time someone made a better calculation of how the planets moved, some theorist would come along and add one or two or ten epicycles until the model fit the data again. Now they're adding dimensions, instead.
Science is progressive. When something begins to resemble not correct or slightly incorrect because of the progressions science tools etc make, scientists start to recalculate and correct it. What doesn't want to say that the former statement was completely wrong, maybe just not complete..

Of course, Ptolomy completely missed the only satisfactory explanation for the motion of the planets--God moves them around the firmament of the heavens because that is what pleases Him.
Sow God has nothing better to do than playing with little planets.. Poor poor guy, get laid..

There are quarks in electrons? Somebody call the Swedish Academy, we've got a Nobel Prize in Physics to award for this astonishing discovery.
All right, G-Baby made a little fault here. But one fault doesn't offsets dozens of faults and contradiction in your Howly Loo Paper

Whoa, lets back up the film and look at that one more time: with enough energy... So where do the string hypothesists say all of that energy came from--no, let me guess--from an even bigger Big Bang caused by an even higher energy brane, right? See? Epicycles.

So who baked the bread?
A moeder..
You missed the sentence here, IMAGINE. So if you were refering to your god here, you clearly say to me that it is imaginary

Well, isn't that convenient. These stringy thingies are all there, but they're invisible, and silent, and nobody can feel them--why, it's just like the Moon Men from Planet X who invaded the Earth in the 1950's, but hypnotized us with their ray guns so we can't perceive them.
Are you having those drugs again, you mother told you so to stay away from it. It's bad for your little health, you little rascal..

Never have truer words been spoken.
Except for gravity... Read it all, and don't rip his words out of their context, please. Thank you.

But if you put jelly on first, then the sugar won't fall off, it will stick to the jelly, right?
Why are you comparing humans etc with gravity?? xD

So the flavor of the jelly just isn't relevant, right?
G-Baby was just using metaphors for the more slowly people under you guys..

How could people have had an opinion of any kind about something that they never even imagined existed?
Maybe they allready knew that there were strings, but later they made a theory about it..

So there are pieces of rope baked into the bread. Mmmmm, good eats.
If you are so slow of comprehension, yes.

Wait a minute, is gravity loops of rope or is it sugar? Because there's not a lot those two things have in common.
Metaphors.. I think you like them, don't you. Maybe that's the only way to let it be more clear to you..

Anyway, why do closed loops cause gravity instead of some other phenomenon, like jumpshots from the top of the key?
Nowp, gravity affects the ball hit by the jumpshot. Not elsewise.

Oh, I see. It's like tying your shoes by cutting the shoestrings with a scissors.
Dude, even in metaphor you s*ck.. xD

Perhaps one day you will FEEL the love of God through prayer. But I doubt it.
Nei, feeling love from an imaginary thing is just not my thing.. But please, don't let me stop you from your gay experiences.

OK, now this is getting interesting. I'm not saying I buy this string business, but, if it is true, could we build some sort of graviton communicator to preach the Gospel to these other intelligent races?
Certainly not. Because those things are intelligent, they know they don't have to listen to that bullshit.

So kids, don't try this at home.
Certainly not..

Of course not. It emerged from the Will of God.
Maybe the universe existed long before, maybe forever. Try to keep up with the text please..

It does sound simple. All you have to do to be a scientist, apparently, is make up some cock and bull story about all kinds of universes and things that nobody has ever seen, then get the Jews who run the Satanic Broadcasting System to make an 18 hour documentary.
Well, all you have to do to be a baptist is reading the Howly Loo Paper, preaching the shit and kissing some imaginary ass.. Even simpler (perfect for dudes to who metaphors are aimed to high ).

What a shock.
Indeed, if Big Bangs happen more..

So it's turtles all the way down.

You really have a little preference for metaphors, do you.. No worries, won't tell anybody, promise

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: The "Big Bang"

1st: Scientist mostly first have a theory or statement, than they try to prove it. And if they can't they search for another solution to their problem. That is science.. Searching for the truth, not reading it in a book of a non existing thing and believing it because it is written in it..
2nd: what do YOU, baptist, know about science??

You haven't showed me you know anything about it yourself (bacteria created in a jar as a experiment with goo, photons in an electron microscope, photons having a mass...)

You really have a little preference for metaphors, do you.. No worries, won't tell anybody, promise

And you have a little preference for ignorance, why don't you grab a nice Bible, get comfortable, and start learning the Word of The Good Lord? And what's with that "no worries" expression, are you an Austrian?

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: The "Big Bang"

You haven't showed me you know anything about it yourself (bacteria created in a jar as a experiment with goo, photons in an electron microscope, photons having a mass...)
Don't believing in that so called god thing is a big step..

And you have a little preference for ignorance, why don't you grab a nice Bible, get comfortable, and start learning the Word of The Good Lord? And what's with that "no worries" expression, are you an Austrian?

My order:
1 grab a nice bible
2 get comfortable
3 make a nice number 2
4 using that word of the good lord to wipe it off
5 flushing the toilet, I'm a polite guy, you know..

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: The "Big Bang"

My order:
1 grab a nice bible
2 get comfortable
*edited for respectfulness to God's word

That utter lack of respect for both the Bible and science will get you nowhere, mister, I'm calling on the pastors, that gruesome post should give you enough infraction posts from here until the Rapture (soon, LORD, soon...).

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: The "Big Bang"

That utter lack of respect for both the Bible and science will get you nowhere, mister, I'm calling on the pastors, that gruesome post should give you enough infraction posts from here until the Rapture (soon, LORD, soon...).

Srry, I just had to kick that one in, you see..

[Peter]

Re: The "Big Bang"

, mister, I'm calling on the pastors,

What? Can't handle it on your own? Come on pastors, get this crybaby his pacifier, ow, and I think he might have a dirty diaper. I thought this forum was for grown-ups.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: The "Big Bang"

What? Can't handle it on your own? Come on pastors, get this crybaby his pacifier, ow, and I think he might have a dirty diaper. I thought this forum was for grown-ups.

I don't have the power in this forum to infract you, or ban you, but just keep it coming, sister, keep it coming...