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  • #76
    Re: The "Big Bang"

    Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
    Will I get a refraction if I answer one?
    You will if you do not answer the question.
    (2 Peter 3:10)

    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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    • #77
      Re: The "Big Bang"

      Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
      You will if you do not answer the question.
      Then I lied. I always say I'm 21, that way I have no problems accessing forums or websites a 16 year-old would normally have problems with.
      I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

      "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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      • #78
        Re: The "Big Bang"

        Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
        Then I lied. I always say I'm 21, that way I have no problems accessing forums or websites a 16 year-old would normally have problems with.
        The correct grammar is "with which I, as a 16 year old, would have problems."

        Get your father's permission before you post any more rubbish. The Bible recommends stoning wayward sons.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #79
          Re: The "Big Bang"

          Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
          But what makes your religion better than the others.
          Because ours is true.

          From a scientific view tell me why I should choose Christianity over other religions.
          You're asking the wrong question. The right question is, from a Christian point of view, why anyone choose science?

          If I were to follow any of three monotheistic religions it would Judaism.
          There are more monotheistic religions than you might think: Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Zoroastrianism, Baha'i, Sikhism, some schools of Hinduism--but it's certainly true that there are a lot of polytheistic religions, too, like most of Hinduism, Paganism, and Catholicism.

          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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          • #80
            Re: The "Big Bang"

            Those chinks are liars and attention mongers. A more complete description of what is going on is here:

            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • #81
              Re: The "Big Bang"

              Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
              But what makes your religion better than the others. From a scientific view tell me why I should choose Christianity over other religions.

              If I were to follow any of three monotheistic religions it would Judaism.
              You should choose to be a True Christian because God ensures that we are more powerful, more influential, better fed and housed, receive advance medical care from the cradle to the grave, have more interesting lives and live in the richest country in the entire history of the world.

              You also get to study the bible as it really is, and not as some wishy-washy false priest would have you believe - you then are assured of a place in heaven.

              If you choose to be a joo, prepare yourself for chanting demonic rites; there'll be no pork chops or bacon, and lobster thermidore will be right out; you'll have a stupid hairstyle; your clothes were last designed in 1800; you will be the butt of hundreds of jokes; your mother and mother in law will conspire to make your life a misery; from time to time mere prejudice will escalate and you will suffer in a pogrom and finally, God will close the door on you, and pull the lever on the down elevator to the eternal pits of Hell.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #82
                Re: The "Big Bang"

                All I must say is:

                God "FTW."
                They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.” Lot went outside to meet them and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.” Genesis 19:4-8

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                • #83
                  Re: The "Big Bang"

                  I wasn't sure where to post this news item, so this might as well be as good a place as any:

                  Smallest Black Hole Ever Discovered Has Amazing Tidal Force

                  ScienceDaily (Apr. 2, 2008) — Using a new technique, two NASA scientists have identified the lightest known black hole. With a mass only about 3.8 times greater than our Sun and a diameter of only 15 miles, the black hole lies very close to the minimum size predicted for black holes that originate from dying stars.

                  "This black hole is really pushing the limits. For many years astronomers have wanted to know the smallest possible size of a black hole, and this little guy is a big step toward answering that question," says lead author Nikolai Shaposhnikov of NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md. The tiny black hole resides in a Milky Way Galaxy binary system known as XTE J1650-500, named for its sky coordinates in the southern constellation Ara. NASA's Rossi X-ray Timing Explorer (RXTE) satellite discovered the system in 2001. Astronomers realized soon after J1650's discovery that it harbors a normal star and a relatively lightweight black hole. But the black hole’s mass had never been measured to high precision.
                  How do they measure this stuff?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #84
                    Re: The "Big Bang"

                    We all know god doesn't exist.

                    N00bs.

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                    • #85
                      Re: The "Big Bang"

                      Originally posted by n0thing View Post
                      We all know god doesn't exist.

                      N00bs.
                      Oh, "we" all know this, huh? I defy you to prove that God doesn't exist!

                      By the way, we are here to glorify Jesus. Why are you here?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #86
                        Re: The "Big Bang"

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        How do they measure this stuff?
                        The truth, of course, is that they aren't really measuring anything like what they think they are measuring, since the stars are small points of light on the firmament of the heavens which a large billygoat can cause to fall to the Earth:

                        Therefore the he goat waxed very great.... it cast down some of the host and of the stars to the ground, and stamped upon them. Daniel 8:8-10

                        What the scientists are really measuring is the variation in the emission of light from Heaven, which God probably made oscillate in the first place just to screw with the astronomer's minds:

                        God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness. 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12

                        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                        • #87
                          Re: The "Big Bang"

                          Thanks for your explanation. I had never considered the goat that way. As for the light emiting from Heaven: shouldn't that be visible from all directions at the same intensity?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #88
                            Re: The "Big Bang"

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            I wasn't sure where to post this news item, so this might as well be as good a place as any:



                            How do they measure this stuff?
                            With a guessing stick like all "scientists". Anyhoo, "The smallest black hole"? That's ridiculous. It's like that "largest Bonsai tree in the world" that my nephew Zebulun sold to Mrs Bathfire - nigh on 60 foot tall it was!
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #89
                              Re: The "Big Bang"

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              The correct grammar is "with which I, as a 16 year old, would have problems."

                              Get your father's permission before you post any more rubbish. The Bible recommends stoning wayward sons.
                              Actually they both count you fucking idiot
                              I want to make it with chu

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                              • #90
                                Re: The "Big Bang"

                                Originally posted by Heroine View Post
                                Actually they both count you piffleing idiot
                                I suppose you are correct, mine counts as 10/10, his counts as 0/10. Thanks for the correction.
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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