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  • #16
    Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

    I've not stopped praying for him, and I rejoice in the LORD's decision either way, but I do hope it's in the way that pleases Pastor Hovind and everyone who supports him, and I hope it's soon because I need that time to do some other things around the house.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #17
      Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
      DAL appears (from the website) to be operational . . . Perhaps Landover should have a conference there, to make sure we all get to see it before it closes!

      You can still buy party favors, at least!
      I'm also praying for Dr. Hovind.

      By the way, is Dinosaur Adventure Land still operational, just renamed to "Creation Store"?
      Page not found – Creation Today
      http://creationtoday.org/pensacola/


      Is it just a rename or is this a different building?

      God Bless Dr. Eric Hovind for continuing the struggle.

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      • #18
        Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

        A colloquial name for the order is"praying mantises", because of the typical "prayer-like" stance, although the term is often misspelled as "preying mantis" since mantises are predatory.

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        • #19
          Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

          Originally posted by marklewis121 View Post
          A colloquial name for the order is"praying mantises", because of the typical "prayer-like" stance, although the term is often misspelled as "preying mantis" since mantises are predatory.
          What on Earth are you talking about, young lady?

          Insects cannot pray as they do not have souls. Unless you are suggesting that a human being is worth as much as a Man in the eyes of Jesus?

          That's pretty messed up right there, I'll tell you what!

          Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

          How dare you come to God's favourite forum with your lies about insects and men and so forth?

          Let me guess, you are one of those PETA animal love enthusiasts?

          Maybe rather than worrying about the rights of animals you might spend some thought to consider the ultimate temporary sacrifice that Our Lord made for us? He died on the cross for three days to Save(r) us from His Righteous Justice of Hell Fire for our Crimes of Existence! Just what have you done for all of humanity?

          You are a very self centred young woman.

          All the best.
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #20
            Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

            People who believe in God just the way you do, do pay taxes too, and use banks. If not directly, then indirectly. Evasion of taxes and refusing to pay people the money they have worked for, to keep their families alive, is not only illegal but also immoral and selfish.

            Be he a man of God or not, immoral and illegal acts should swiftly be reacted to.
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            • #21
              Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

              Originally posted by Dull_Eight View Post
              Be he a man of God or not, immoral and illegal acts should swiftly be reacted to.
              On January 19, 2007, Hovind was sentenced to ten years in prison and ordered to pay the federal government restitution of over $600,000. After his prison term finishes he will serve another three years of probation. According to the Federal Bureau of Prisons, Kent Hovind is scheduled for release from prison on August 10, 2015.

              Never forget that Jesus and Peter were both imprisoned. I see it as God telling them to do the hard work of bringing real criminals to Him.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #22
                Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                On January 19, 2007, Hovind was sentenced to ten years in prison and ordered to pay the federal government restitution of over $600,000. After his prison term finishes he will serve another three years of probation. According to the Federal Bureau of Prisons, Kent Hovind is scheduled for release from prison on August 10, 2015.

                Never forget that Jesus and Peter were both imprisoned. I see it as God telling them to do the hard work of bringing real criminals to Him.
                I'm a little surprised Kirk Cameron hasn't been imprisoned yet. When he is, I shall rejoice, for his persecution is great, but the Glory he brings to God is greater still.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #23
                  Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  Insects cannot pray as they do not have souls.
                  Of course insects don't have souls, but I'm not so sure that they can't pray:

                  Praise the Lord from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps: Fire, and hail; snow, and vapours; stormy wind fulfilling his word: Mountains, and all hills; fruitful trees, and all cedars: Beasts, and all cattle; creeping things, and flying fowl: Kings of the earth, and all people; princes, and all judges of the earth: Both young men, and maidens; old men, and children: Let them praise the name of the Lord: for his name alone is excellent; his glory is above the earth and heaven. Psalm 148:7-13

                  If dragons, hailstones, and certain species of trees can pray, why can't mantises? Plus, we know for sure that, in the End Times (which are surely just around the corner), mantises will be praying:

                  And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever. Revelation 5:13
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                  • #24
                    Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

                    Originally posted by Dull_Eight View Post
                    People who believe in God just the way you do, do pay taxes too, and use banks. If not directly, then indirectly. Evasion of taxes and refusing to pay people the money they have worked for, to keep their families alive, is not only illegal but also immoral and selfish.

                    Be he a man of God or not, immoral and illegal acts should swiftly be reacted to.
                    Praise Jesus, I've never paid a dime in taxes in my life. No Pastor should EVER pay any taxes.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

                      Originally posted by BeaconofTruth View Post
                      I'm also praying for Dr. Hovind.

                      By the way, is Dinosaur Adventure Land still operational, just renamed to "Creation Store"?
                      Page not found – Creation Today
                      http://creationtoday.org/pensacola/


                      Is it just a rename or is this a different building?

                      God Bless Dr. Eric Hovind for continuing the struggle.
                      From what I can figure out, it's different.
                      This was Dinosaur Adventure Land.

                      Creation Today is run from 5800 North W Street, Suite 9, Pensacola, FL 32505. By Pastor Hovind's son, Eric.
                      The feds were given authority to seize Dinosaur Adventure Land in 2009 to
                      pay the tax bill.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

                        God has heard the Righteous Prayers of True Christians™ and has seen to the release of Pastor Hovind!

                        Praise Jesus for taking care of the bureaucracy so quickly and efficiently! Red Tape doesn't trap Jesus!

                        Kent Hovind Released From Prison!




                        For background information:
                        Recommended Reading (Reading Level 1): Dr. Hovind's Dazzling PhD Dissertation
                        Recommended Reading (reading level 2): Kent Hovind's SECOND PhD Dissertation
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

                          Praise God, my Brother and Mentor is free!! And it's only because True Christians™ demanded his release from the God-mocking filth among us. The power of prayer.



                          In Christ
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • #28
                            Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind



                            With these wonderful developments I'm happy to inform everybody that I just received confirmation that Dr. Hovind will be working more closely than ever with the Creation Science Department of LBC to understand better the nature of the delusions God sends to sinner sceintists to make them erraneously concive the world in a flawed manner including the apparent absence of the Firmament, the curving horizon, the remnants of radioactive decay that falsely give the idea of billions of years, evil lotion; and make a breakthrough regarding the minor problems of the RATE study to explain how we can compress all the radioactive decay that has taken place into Creation Week and the Flood without frying Noah and his beastly cargo with gimme radiation and without the volume expansion problems of solid matter that the atheist scholars mix up with the 'big rip' that is imaginary and based upon their inflation heresy.

                            We are expecting many peer-reviewed high-impact papers in the Journal of Creation very soon.



                            To conclude. This was a test AND a sign of the End of Days. We'll soon be rapturing with Dr. Hovind with us! The Proof? It is over here!

                            Revelation 2:10
                            Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life.




                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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