[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Is there STRONG biblical evidence that we aren't allowed to marry other races? I think i've read some somewhere, hopefully you can find it for me.

And I suppose I am a little bit racist, I must admit. I am making a racial judgement to believe that one race has better looking women then the other, I only hope I can overcome this and be forgiven .

It isn't so much racist to be deluded into thinking that a chinkess is more attractive than a white woman as it is illogical and utterly insane. All orientals have flat chests, no sturdy child bearing hips, no behind(it's like their backs grotesquely splits apart in two directions), horribly crooked teeth, and squinted eyes incapable of percieving height(they can only see weight and smetimes length).

Pastor Ezekiel raises a very valid question concerning your sexual orientation. The difference between a male and female oriental is as absent as the difference between a negroidial male and female. Are you a homosexual who favors the slant variety in other to satiate your abominable sexual perversions without actually having to commit the abominable act of sodomy? And the fact that orientals all look like retarded little children raises concerns about pedophilia.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Water is clear though. You have but to turn on the bathroom tap and hold the water in your hand to see that.

You clearly have never seen an ocean. The ocean is blue and the sky is blue. Is it really so hard to comprehend that in large amounts water reveals its true colors. Clearly, the air around us is not blue. No matter how far off into the distance you look nothing takes on a blue hue. The only logical explaination is that the upmost reaches of the sky is a grand ocean in itself.

[Abdiel Sehnlich]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Fascinating discussion.

I will have to discuss the matter with my good, God fearing Christian "Oriental" wife.

I'm sure she will find a better reason for her affliction than I can.

Nevermind, I just called her using the newfangled devil technology "cellular telephone" and she informs me it is likely original sin and not "mongoloidism", as her intelligence seems above reproach in her career as a physician and surgeon.

I will need to pray on this, as I was not aware that Canaanites, Levites, and others could be used as examples of impurity similar to Asians.

I can assure you, her faith is strong and involves our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, not Budder or Ancestors or Incense or other horsepucky.

I had better check the attic to be sure though.
My suspicious nature has been aroused.

I thank you kindly for your wisdom brothers.

My eyes have been opened.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

It isn't so much racist to be deluded into thinking that a chinkess is more attractive than a white woman as it is illogical and utterly insane. All orientals have flat chests, no sturdy child bearing hips, no behind(it's like their backs grotesquely splits apart in two directions), horribly crooked teeth, and squinted eyes incapable of percieving height(they can only see weight and smetimes length).

That is simply not true. Liar.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Are you some kind of Luddite? Jesus gave us cellphones (and free night and weekend minutes) so we can call strangers and tell them about HIS glory!

[Abdiel Sehnlich]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Are you some kind of Luddite? Jesus gave us cellphones (and free night and weekend minutes) so we can call strangers and tell them about HIS glory!

Goodness gracious no!

Luddites are heathens!

I simply worry about any device that can be the source of such deviltry.
I've heard talk about "phone sex", "texting of lewd messages", picture taking on the device for titillation, etc.

Certainly it can be used for the work of the Lord as well.....but the temptations seem boundless with this machine.

I think you can see I own one, so your accusation of Ludditry is unfounded Brother, and rest assured I stand innocent of the charge.

Speaking of charging it appears my Razr needs one.

kthnxbye

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

That is simply not true. Liar.

I'm a liar, am I?

So you feel it IS, in fact, racist to prefer scrawny boyish orientals over beautiful white women? This forum exists solely for the winning of souls for Jesus Christ. Please take your racist attitude elsewhere, sir.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

I'm a liar, am I?

So you feel it IS, in fact, racist to prefer scrawny boyish orientals over beautiful white women? This forum exists solely for the winning of souls for Jesus Christ. Please take your racist attitude elsewhere, sir.

If you can't tell the difference between Asian women and men, and you think they are all men, perhaps you have some homosexuality in you filtering your eyesight to see men when you actually don't? I don't know, but it is very easy to tell the difference in most cases.

Time for you to bring on that photoshopped image of the asians with the same face, of course.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Oriental woman look good. Young though, not so much the older types.

Apparently it is the shapes of their faces that make men want to possess them.

Possess Ornamental women? What kind of a racist misogynist are you? Chinkesses are people, not property!

Deuteronomy 7:3,4, Numbers 12:1,
Genesis 26:34,35, Exodus 34:16, Numbers 25:1,6-8, Judges 3:6,7,Deuteronomy 7:4, Joshua 23:12, Judges 3:5-8, Again, don't marry non christians because they might convert you.

Are chinks Christians? No. So don't commit whoredoms with them, simple as that.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Possess Ornamental women? What kind of a racist misogynist are you? Chinkesses are people, not property!

Indeed, but the psychological desire is to possess, apparently

Are chinks Christians? No. So don't commit whoredoms with them, simple as that.

Some are, why should race stop people from being Christian? Are you some kind of racist?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Some are, why should race stop people from being Christian? Are you some kind of racist?

Name one Chinese Christian. And don't just cheat and type "Ching Chong Chan", because we're not going to fall for it.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Name one Chinese Christian. And don't just cheat and type "Ching Chong Chan", because we're not going to fall for it.

Well, I know many......... There are Chinese Christian churches and stuff, there is loads.

http://www.cchc.org/ ?

[Nobar King]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

There were missionary missions to China, but everyone knows the yellow people only pretended to be Christians to get the free food and fuel for their kitchens ( they burned the Holy Bibles). In reality they were secretly worshipping their Budda and other animist religions.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

I'm sure she will find a better reason for her affliction than I can.

The reason is actually quite simple and doesn't require any Biblical references.

You see, orientals are cyborgs. The mechanical fluids they run on stain their exterior plating giving it that yellowish tint. Now I've never had one for disection so I don't know what this fluid is exactly but I have reason to believe that it is similar to motor oil our cars run on.

[Roberta]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

I once met a Chinese Jew named Cha Ching.

Seriously, all Asians are icteroids; it's in their dna. Black Africans are negroids; it's in their dna. God's chosen people are caucasoid; it's in their dna.

I have yet to figure out where jews, push-starts and camel-jockeys fit in.